Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

[edjr 6,578]

Just now, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I'm not even sure how that wh0re even got the option to say anything.  WTF?  If I'm Tom Brady I'd be disrespected.

Weren't they linked together after he split with Gazelle?

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

Weren't they linked together after he split with Gazelle?

I have no idea.  I don't think so.  Kim was married to Kanye at the time, no?

But if that was the case....ewww.  Gross.  Anyone ever see the Kardashians without 6 inches and 10lbs of makeup on?  Totally different looking people.  No thanks.  The amount of STDs that family has probably has created a whole new category of Venereal disease.

[edjr 6,578]

Just now, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I have no idea.  I don't think so.  Kim was married to Kanye at the time, no?

Kim Kardashian Addresses Tom Brady Dating 'Rumors' During Netflix Comedy Roast: 'I'd Never Say'

https://people.com/kim-kardashian-tom-brady-dating-rumors-netflix-comedy-roast-8643745

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

Just now, edjr said:

Kim Kardashian Addresses Tom Brady Dating 'Rumors' During Netflix Comedy Roast: 'I'd Never Say'

https://people.com/kim-kardashian-tom-brady-dating-rumors-netflix-comedy-roast-8643745

Jesus.  Not a big Brady fan but I even respect him less if he hooked up with that.

[edjr 6,578]

Just now, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Jesus.  Not a big Brady fan but I even respect him less if he hooked up with that.

pretty sure it was like days after he found out he got cheated on

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

Just now, edjr said:

pretty sure it was like days after he found out he got cheated on

I thought Brady was divorced already when he got cheated on.  Or was already out of the house.  I don't know. 

[thegeneral 2,897]

6 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I'm not even sure how that wh0re even got the option to say anything.  WTF?  She must have blown Hart or Ross or both.  If I'm Tom Brady I'd be disrespected by having ANY Kardashian on stage.

The world needs LESS Kardashians, not more.

Isn’t that the whole point of these things, to take these insufferable people down a notch? I mean all these people are look at me attention whores.

[edjr 6,578]

 

The Situation was possible the worst of all time.

 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

She didn't write her own jokes. Nikki Glaser wrote her own, she is awesome in roasts.

did not watch yet. 

Nikki Glaser is funny. Even on that stupid (but fun to watch) Max show, F Boy Island I believe?, she is hilarious 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

1 hour ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I thought Brady was divorced already when he got cheated on.  Or was already out of the house.  I don't know. 

Nah she was banging that Pilates instructor or whatever for at least several months 

[Mike Honcho 5,096]

3 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Nah she was banging that Pilates instructor or whatever for at least several months 

So Brady is just a cuck.  #sad

[Ron_Artest 1,050]

Was surprised how many "Tom Brady is gay" jokes, never heard that before.

[edjr 6,578]

2 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

So Brady is just a cuck.  #sad

A cuck with 7 super bowl rings and 200 million dollars

[Hardcore troubadour 14,930]

“Kevin Hart is hosting because Tom is afraid of Giants”.  Lol. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

Edelman's joke about Chico 

[Bier Meister 1,657]

Bledsoe was gold!

[MikeMatt 46]

Why wasn’t Eli (who was mentioned a few times) or Peyton not there. Missed opportunities 

[BeenHereBefore 1,455]

1 hour ago, MikeMatt said:

Why wasn’t Eli (who was mentioned a few times) or Peyton not there. Missed opportunities 

Peyton was there.

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

What happened with the Robert Kraft massage joke?  Heard mention on the radio.

[bostonlager 2,664]

3 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

What happened with the Robert Kraft massage joke?  Heard mention on the radio.

Tom told Jeff Ross to knock that Sh1t off. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237]

That was great 

Gronk kills me

[MikeMatt 46]

8 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Peyton was there.

I didn’t see the whole thing - F 3 hours. I didn’t see him. 

[supermike80 1,803]

I just saw the Glazer joke about shooting her bf in the face.  That was funny

[edjr 6,578]

1 hour ago, supermike80 said:

I just saw the Glazer joke about shooting her bf in the face.  That was funny

She aint too bad looking herself.  That body and legs for days

of course, most of the queaz here that don't like women would have something negative to say

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

1 hour ago, bostonlager said:

Tom told Jeff Ross to knock that Sh1t off. 

Lol...what a puzss...takin after the fresh prince of bellaire

[edjr 6,578]

12 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Lol...what a puzss...takin after the fresh prince of bellaire

He made a massage joke about Kraft.

He didn't complain once about all the gazelle and other gay jokes or whatever. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237]

2 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

I didn’t see the whole thing - F 3 hours. I didn’t see him. 

Peyton was last, and announced Brady

 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,237]

44 minutes ago, edjr said:

He made a massage joke about Kraft.

He didn't complain once about all the gazelle and other gay jokes or whatever. 

it was early too, like first 10 mins, I was like this is gonna be awkward from here, but it went right on after that

Ross must have thought wtf, why is that sacred?? And he remained professional, but you could see it threw him off a sec

 

[Mike Honcho 5,096]

5 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

What happened with the Robert Kraft massage joke?  Heard mention on the radio.

You can see it here---couldn't find it YouTube yet.

 

Massage joke

[edjr 6,578]

Ross could probably beat that cuck in a fight

[MikeMatt 46]

I finally finished it. Brady was terrible. 

[edjr 6,578]

I watched a little more last night, Whomever that podcaster was, was brilliant, he was better than Ross and Glaser.

I was in the mood for some more comedy so I turned on Katt Williams new nutflix special. I lasted 4 minutes. Terrible and that voice is cringe.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

55 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

I finally finished it. Brady was terrible. 

100%.  It was 2 hours too long and the only comedians who were funny were Kevin Hart, Nikki Glaser and Tony Hinchcliffe.  I didn't even think Jeff Ross was that funny but the rest of the roasters were "meh" at best to downright awful and cringy.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

 I enjoyed it, but I love these roasts. It was fun and kept me entertained throughout the night.

[edjr 6,578]

 

[porkbutt 892]

these roasts are for classless bottom feeding pathetic losers. have some dignity

[edjr 6,578]

19 minutes ago, porkbutt said:

these roasts are for classless bottom feeding pathetic losers.

So you always get front row seats?

[porkbutt 892]

saw some of this. what a disgusting display of degenerates. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

On 5/7/2024 at 10:40 AM, edjr said:

She aint too bad looking herself.  That body and legs for days

of course, most of the queaz here that don't like women would have something negative to say

I don’t like female comedians, but I just watched her latest HBO special and I’d eat the corn out of her sh1t. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832]

11 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I don’t like female comedians, but I just watched her latest HBO special and I’d eat the corn out of her sh1t. 

I wouldn't go that far but I'd hit that repeatedly.