***EdEx PGA Championship 2024***

[Alias Detective 1,393]

1 hour ago, bostonlager said:

I didn't mind him like the other guys, but he did say some pretty cringeworthy things last year. I probably would have too in that position, so not going to poop on him. 

I'll crap on him. 

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"What I would shoot from where Rory hits it would be stupid. I think I'd be one of the best players in the world. "Hands down. If I had that stupid length, all day.May 25, 2023

 

[bostonlager 2,664]

3 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

I'll crap on him. 

 

I forgot about that gem. 

[patweisers44 840]

41 minutes ago, edjr said:

Why does DJ show up? what a hack

As i predicted when i drafted him, DJ looks like he doesnt give a sh1t. In his defense, if my options were going to the range or doing rails off Paulina's t1ts and then railing her.  I know what i am choosing.

[Fumbleweed 543]

I think my strategy is working so far... 

[Alias Detective 1,393]

1 minute ago, Fumbleweed said:

I think my strategy is working so far... 

Welp, you officially have first pick in the next draft! 

 

[Fumbleweed 543]

1 minute ago, Alias Detective said:

Welp, you officially have first pick in the next draft! 

 

I deserve that... 

[jerryskids 6,715]

I've only got one guy who has teed off so far (Fatsuyama), and the next one isn't for almost two hours.   

Weather looks OK all of today, and crappy all day tomorrow, so hopefully the late/early crowd will be OK. 

 

[WhiteWonder 2,721]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

 

Weather looks OK all of today, and crappy all day tomorrow, so hopefully the late/early crowd will be OK. 

 

hopefully. Among my many talents seems to be my ability to be reading fridays tee times instead of thursday 

[jerryskids 6,715]

Yikes, @Fumbleweedhas Xander and Finau (and Speef).  The rest of us are playing for second. 

 

[bostonlager 2,664]

3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Yikes, @Fumbleweedhas Xander and Finau (and Speef).  The rest of us are playing for second. 

 

Did you not notice my team, jerry? I'm only 2 shots behind. 

Now that I said that it will jinxfock my team and I will have first pick for the Memorial. 

[jerryskids 6,715]

2 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Did you not notice my team, jerry? I'm only 2 shots behind. 

Now that I said that it will jinxfock my team and I will have first pick for the Memorial. 

No I hadn't.  I was trying to jinx Fumble, but the more the merrier!   

[bostonlager 2,664]

Just now, jerryskids said:

No I hadn't.  I was trying to jinx Fumble, but the more the merrier!   

 

[bostonlager 2,664]

@WhiteWonder

On pat's box his last spot isn't registering. The formula is b21:b25 and it should be b26. I don't want to fock it up more so I will let you edit. 

[patweisers44 840]

6 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

@WhiteWonder

On pat's box his last spot isn't registering. The formula is b21:b25 and it should be b26. I don't want to fock it up more so I will let you edit. 

Lets leave my box out of this, ok?

[bostonlager 2,664]

scoreboard coming as soon as Fatty Reed putts out. If it rains here tomorrow, I will be around all day to update scores. If it doesn't rain I am playing tomorrow afternoon and scores will be delayed. I'm also playing Saturday morning, but will be around all day Sunday to update. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

	PGA Championship
Cloaca	1	2	3	4
Scottie Scheffler	-4
Viktor Hovland	-3
Justin Thomas	-2
Akshay Bhatia	2
Jake Knapp	4
Mackenzie Hughes	3
Total	-9
bostonlager	1	2	3	4
Rory McIlroy	-5
Sahith Theegala	-6
Byeong Hun An	0
Talor Gooch	0
Stephan Jaeger	-1
Taylor Moore	-4
Total	-15
Patweiser	1	2	3	4
Brooks Koepka	-4
Patrick Cantlay	-1
Sepp Straka	0
Dustin Johnson	2
Shane Lowry	-2
Nicolai Hojgaard	-1
Total	-7
Dain	1	2	3	4
Ludvig Aberg	1
Jason Day	0
Sungjae Im	2
Denny McCarthy	2
Corey Conners	-1
JT Poston	1
Total	0
Fumbleweed	1	2	3	4
Xander Shauffele	-9
Tommy Fleetwood	1
Tyrell Hatton	0
Jordan Spieth	-2
Tony Finau	-6
Brian Harman	1
Total	-17
Alias Detective	1	2	3	4
Jon Rahm	-1
Max Homa	-3
Si Woo Kim	2
Russell Henley	-1
Alex Noren	-4
Christiaan Bezuidenhout	3
Total	-8
edjr	1	2	3	4
Collin Morikawa	-5
Cameron Smith	-3
Tom Kim	-5
Min Woo Lee	1
Dean Burmester	-2
Adrian Meronk	3
Total	-13
WhiteWonder	1	2	3	4
Bryson Dechambeau	-3
Cameron Young	-2
Matt Fitzpatrick	-2
Will Zalatoris	0
Patrick Reed	-2
Adam Scott	1
Total	-7
Jerryskids
Wyndham Clark	0
Joaquin Neimann	2
Hideki Matsuyama	-1
Sam Burns	1
Keith Mitchell	0
Chris Kirk	2
Total	-1

[WhiteWonder 2,721]

15 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

@WhiteWonder

On pat's box his last spot isn't registering. The formula is b21:b25 and it should be b26. I don't want to fock it up more so I will let you edit. 

fixed. very weird, rounds 2-4 were all okay and after i made the sheet i noticed that jerrys only had room for 5 golfers so i had to add a line and redo the formulas for all 4 rounds for him too

[WhiteWonder 2,721]

4 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

scoreboard coming as soon as Fatty Reed putts out. If it rains here tomorrow, I will be around all day to update scores. If it doesn't rain I am playing tomorrow afternoon and scores will be delayed. I'm also playing Saturday morning, but will be around all day Sunday to update. 

ill be at the bar tomorrow evening then heading to the beach for a long weekend saturday morning, if you do the scoring Sunday I will post the neat and tidy breakdown from my phone... I dont have access to edit on my phone because lord knows what account im logged in with on my computer and im too lazy to bother. 

[edjr 6,580]

just played in my 1st league event ever at my home course.

double, par (sandy), triple, par, bogey, bogey, par, double, par, par.  never had 5 pars in 9 holes in one round in my life, won 5.5 out of 9 points. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

if anyone else wants access to the sheet, PM me your email and I will add you. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

The more that can edit the better. 

Just do me a favor and color code over/under par with black/red unlike WW 

[bostonlager 2,664]

8 minutes ago, edjr said:

just played in my 1st league event ever at my home course.

double, par (sandy), triple, par, bogey, bogey, par, double, par, par.  never had 5 pars in 9 holes in one round in my life, won 5.5 out of 9 points. 

Good shootin' ed. 

[jerryskids 6,715]

Dang, my team sucks.  As I predicted.   

[WhiteWonder 2,721]

1 hour ago, bostonlager said:

The more that can edit the better. 

Just do me a favor and color code over/under par with black/red unlike WW 

it annoys me to have to highlight and change it after the fact 

i figure a - in front of under par scores should be enough

[bostonlager 2,664]

There is a delay to the start of round 2. Not sure if it is the weather or the pedestrian that was hit and killed by a shuttle bus this morning. 

[dain11279 968]

(1) Jeff Darlington on X: "Breaking News: World No. 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler has been detained by police in handcuffs after a misunderstanding with traffic flow led to his attempt to drive past a police officer into Valhalla Golf Club. The police officer attempted to attach himself to Scheffler’s car," / X (twitter.com)

 

What in the actual fock

[bostonlager 2,664]

1 minute ago, dain11279 said:

(1) Jeff Darlington on X: "Breaking News: World No. 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler has been detained by police in handcuffs after a misunderstanding with traffic flow led to his attempt to drive past a police officer into Valhalla Golf Club. The police officer attempted to attach himself to Scheffler’s car," / X (twitter.com)

 

What in the actual fock

Is this real? I'm not seeing it anywhere else. 

Did Meredith make the trip and able to bail him out?

[dain11279 968]

Just now, bostonlager said:

Is this real? I'm not seeing it anywhere else. 

Did Meredith make the trip and able to bail him out?

I just saw the video, they put him in handcuffs and said he was going to jail. What a world we live in

 

[bostonlager 2,664]

Sucks for you, Clocaine 

[dain11279 968]

 

[edjr 6,580]

but he just had a baby

[Drizzay 713]

Free Scottie!

[bostonlager 2,664]

Good thing HVIII went to LIV. That motherfocker probably would have pulled out a shank. 

[Mike Honcho 5,250]

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LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- World No. 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler was detained by Louisville Metro Police on Friday morning while trying to drive into the entrance of Valhalla Golf Club, the site of this week's PGA Championship.

Traffic outside the golf course had been stopped after a man was struck and killed by a shuttle bus around 5 a.m. ET.

According to ESPN reporter Jeff Darlington, who witnessed the incident, Scheffler was trying to drive around the crash scene on a median. A police officer instructed Scheffler to stop, but Scheffler continued to drive about 10 to 20 yards toward the entrance.

At one point, an officer attached himself to the side of Scheffler's car. Scheffler stopped his car as he turned into the entrance of Valhalla Golf Club.

After about 20 to 30 seconds, Scheffler rolled down his window to talk to the officer. The officer grabbed Scheffler's arm to pull him out of the vehicle, according to Darlington. The officer reached inside the vehicle to open the door, and once Scheffler was pulled out, he was pushed against the car and placed in handcuffs.

Darlington was standing at the entrance when Scheffler was detained. Darlington said Scheffler turned to him and asked, "Can you help?"

According to Darlington, an officer instructed him to back away.

"You need to get out of the way," the officer told Darlington. "There's nothing you can do. Scottie Scheffler is going to jail."

Scheffler, 27, had won four of his past five starts, including his second major championship at the Masters in April. He was scheduled to tee off at 8:48 a.m. ET.

The start of the second round had been delayed Friday after a shuttle bus struck and killed a pedestrian outside Valhalla Golf Club, a spokesperson for the Louisville Metro Police Department confirmed to ESPN.

The unidentified man was attempting to cross Shelbyville Road around 5 a.m. Friday when he was struck in a dedicated lane for buses. Police said the man died at the scene.

Several police and first responders were still at the scene at 6:45 a.m. ET. Traffic had backed up on the roadway in dark and wet conditions, and shuttle buses bringing fans to the golf course had been stopped.

PGA of America officials said play will begin at 8:35 a.m. ET. The second round was scheduled to start at 7:15 a.m. ET.

 

 

Seems excessive, like isn't what he did a traffic violation?

[dain11279 968]

21 minutes ago, edjr said:

but he just had a baby

He makes AP look like a good father

[bostonlager 2,664]

 

[BeachGuy23 642]

I assume that @Hardcore troubadour recently took a trip to Louisville.

Cops gonna cop.

[edjr 6,580]

8 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

 

Even the best golfer in the world couldn't land some hot puzzy with a face like that. Shame shame shame

[Alias Detective 1,393]

8 minutes ago, BeachGuy23 said:

I assume that @Hardcore troubadour recently to a trip to Louisville.

Cops gonna cop.

You aren’t wanted in here GTFO.
        Signed - EdEx

[Alias Detective 1,393]

He is being charged with second degree assault on a police officer, which is a felony, as well as criminal mischief, reckless driving and disregarding signals from an officer directing traffic.