Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy

[seafoam1 3,023]

YIKES!!! This is serious!!!!!   

U.S. — As a spike of higher temperatures prepared to sweep across the United States this week, scientists were torn on whether to blame the heat wave on climate change, Donald Trump, or white supremacy.

Though arguments were made within the scientific community on the legitimacy of each cause, no consensus had been reached, leaving researchers to look for ways to maintain climate change, Trump, and white supremacy as joint causes for the hotter weather.

"We're really stumped here," said Professor Blake Rumsey, lead scientist at The Center for Determining Causes of Things. "This heat wave must have a source, and under normal circumstances, we can trace it back to one definitive origin. This time, however, we're having a hard time deciding whether it's been caused by white supremacy, the global climate change crisis, or Donald Trump."

Reports from behind the scenes indicated the international team of highly esteemed scientists was wary of placing the blame on Trump and risking being accused of abandoning the crusade against climate change or being branded as racists who didn't care that white supremacy was destroying the world. "It's a no-win situation," Rumsey explained. "Rest assured, we're working tirelessly to manipulate data in a way that would allow us to blame all three of them."

At publishing time, news broke that the upcoming presidential election had resulted in researchers officially declaring that the heat wave was caused by climate change, which was caused by white supremacy, for which Donald Trump was solely to blame.

 

[thegeneral 3,213]

So we are clear are you saying that humans have no impact on climate change (ie Greenhouse gases, deforestation, etc)?

[seafoam1 3,023]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

So we are clear are you saying that humans have no impact on climate change (ie Greenhouse gases, deforestation, etc)?

More than the rest of the animals on the earth since the beginning of the earth? No. The earth is more powerful than your imagination and can take care of itself. 

You must be a retarded "Humans control everything!!!" person.

[Ron 'Tator Salad' White 120]

Why not all 3

[seafoam1 3,023]

5 minutes ago, Ron 'Tator Salad' White said:

Why not all 3

Or simply, liberal psycho fear of nothing?

The truth is often what liberals fear and deny. 

[thegeneral 3,213]

9 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

More than the rest of the animals on the earth since the beginning of the earth? No. The earth is more powerful than your imagination and can take care of itself. 

You must be a retarded "Humans control everything!!!" person.

I have offered no opinion. Are you constantly in defensive paranoia mode?

[thegeneral 3,213]

8 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

No. I can read the intent of questions from dumbass liberals. You qualify as dumbass. And liberal. And your question was really stupid. So...easy peasy. 

Nah. You def seem paranoid coupled with a huge stick up your ass. 

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

37 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

YIKES!!! This is serious!!!!!   

U.S. — As a spike of higher temperatures prepared to sweep across the United States this week, scientists were torn on whether to blame the heat wave on climate change, Donald Trump, or white supremacy.

Though arguments were made within the scientific community on the legitimacy of each cause, no consensus had been reached, leaving researchers to look for ways to maintain climate change, Trump, and white supremacy as joint causes for the hotter weather.

"We're really stumped here," said Professor Blake Rumsey, lead scientist at The Center for Determining Causes of Things. "This heat wave must have a source, and under normal circumstances, we can trace it back to one definitive origin. This time, however, we're having a hard time deciding whether it's been caused by white supremacy, the global climate change crisis, or Donald Trump."

Reports from behind the scenes indicated the international team of highly esteemed scientists was wary of placing the blame on Trump and risking being accused of abandoning the crusade against climate change or being branded as racists who didn't care that white supremacy was destroying the world. "It's a no-win situation," Rumsey explained. "Rest assured, we're working tirelessly to manipulate data in a way that would allow us to blame all three of them."

At publishing time, news broke that the upcoming presidential election had resulted in researchers officially declaring that the heat wave was caused by climate change, which was caused by white supremacy, for which Donald Trump was solely to blame.

 

Did they not even consider the Wuhan Wet Market?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,430]

29 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

So we are clear are you saying that humans have no impact on climate change (ie Greenhouse gases, deforestation, etc)?

What’s clear is you have no sense of humor and are a tremendous bore.

[thegeneral 3,213]

4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

What’s clear is you have no sense of humor and are a tremendous bore.

Yeah the comedy here is very high level

[weepaws 3,191]

38 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

So we are clear are you saying that humans have no impact on climate change (ie Greenhouse gases, deforestation, etc)?

God is on control, and temperature have been going up and down ever since God created temperature,  God created temperature to give old men something to talk about.  

[thegeneral 3,213]

3 minutes ago, weepaws said:

God is on control, and temperature have been going up and down ever since God created temperature,  God created temperature to give old men something to talk about.  

You and Peefoam seem to have found common ground here.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

4 minutes ago, weepaws said:

God is on control, and temperature have been going up and down ever since God created temperature,  God created temperature to give old men something to talk about.  

I thought God created firm, high-slung asses and pouty breasts for the purpose of giving old men something to talk about.

[iam90sbaby 2,611]

I blame summer

[seafoam1 3,023]

1 minute ago, iam90sbaby said:

I blame summer

Summer is always destroying the Earth!! DAMN IT!!!  

[thegeneral 3,213]

3 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I thought God created firm, high-slung asses and pouty breasts for the purpose of giving old men something to talk about.

Amen

[weepaws 3,191]

10 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I thought God created firm, high-slung asses and pouty breasts for the purpose of giving old men something to talk about.

Young to middle age men, old men talk weather.  

[weepaws 3,191]

12 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

You and Peefoam seem to have found common ground here.

It takes some a very long time to learn wisdom, seafoam is one of them.  

[Voltaire 5,316]

Donald Sutherland, Willie Mays, and too many farting cows.

[thegeneral 3,213]

24 minutes ago, weepaws said:

It takes some a very long time to learn wisdom, seafoam is one of them.  

I sense a budding friendship!

[weepaws 3,191]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I sense a budding friendship!

Happy for the both of you.  

[Hardcore troubadour 15,430]

Plant more trees. Lots of them. 

[frank 2,306]

1 hour ago, iam90sbaby said:

I blame summer

It a cruel, cruel, cruel summer. 

[Cdub100 3,908]

3 hours ago, thegeneral said:

So we are clear are you saying that humans have no impact on climate change (ie Greenhouse gases, deforestation, etc)?

Climate "science" is junk science. No humans have zero to little effect on the global climate. To think we do is hubris at best, nefarious intentions at worst. I have the feeling it's people pushing an agenda and it's not to help the planet. Their actions prove otherwise.

[Flipper 61]

Search engine says surface area of Earth is 197,000,000 square miles

Assume 8 million humans

Assume each human (looking down ... surface area) is 1' by 2'

8 million x 2 square feet =  16 million square feet

16 million square feet is 8% of the Earth's surface

Climatologists may be smart - but they are political and not to be trusted like any other politician

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Really hilarious  

[seafoam1 3,023]

45 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Really hilarious  

Yep. The fear mongering is hilarious. 

[Voltaire 5,316]

1 hour ago, Flipper said:

Search engine says surface area of Earth is 197,000,000 square miles

Assume 8 million humans

Assume each human (looking down ... surface area) is 1' by 2'

8 million x 2 square feet =  16 million square feet

16 million square feet is 8% of the Earth's surface

Climatologists may be smart - but they are political and not to be trusted like any other politician

um...you'll want to convert square miles to square feet first.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

7 hours ago, Voltaire said:

um...you'll want to convert square miles to square feet first.

And maybe assume 8 billion people, not 8 million.  And for the americans, who are 60% obese he may want to add some square footage.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,855]

12 hours ago, frank said:

It a cruel, cruel, cruel summer. 

But Some Like It Hot.  

[seafoam1 3,023]

11 hours ago, Cdub100 said:

Climate "science" is junk science. No humans have zero to little effect on the global climate. To think we do is hubris at best, nefarious intentions at worst. I have the feeling it's people pushing an agenda and it's not to help the planet. Their actions prove otherwise.

Liberals always think they are more important than they are. 

[Cdub100 3,908]

1 minute ago, seafoam1 said:

Liberals always think they are more important than they are. 

Imagine believe a bunch of rich people telling you the seas will rise 10 feet while at the same time they are buying a 4th house on the ocean. That carbon is so deadly but willing to travel on private planes and never take public transportation.

[Herbivore 1,134]

10 hours ago, Flipper said:

Search engine says surface area of Earth is 197,000,000 square miles

Assume 8 million humans

Assume each human (looking down ... surface area) is 1' by 2'

8 million x 2 square feet =  16 million square feet

16 million square feet is 8% of the Earth's surface

Climatologists may be smart - but they are political and not to be trusted like any other politician

nice job Fredo

[seafoam1 3,023]

7 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Imagine believe a bunch of rich people telling you the seas will rise 10 feet while at the same time they are buying a 4th house on the ocean. That carbon is so deadly but willing to travel on private planes and never take public transportation.

Even if you were to engage them in their "logic" behind this fear mongering, all you get back is  nothing. 

 

In interviews in the past several years, John Kerry had stated that 90% of the world’s emissions come from outside the United States, and that if all emissions suddenly stopped, the problem still wouldn’t go away, as carbon dioxide lingers in the atmosphere. So, Kerry has stated in the past, all emissions must stop and carbon dioxide must be removed from the air. 

“How much is the correct amount of CO2?” Perry asked. 

Kerry said the correct amount changes every day. 

Perry said that the current level is about 400 parts per million, and it was as much as five times higher for about 200 million years in the past. In those periods, life still existed on the planet, he said. 

“Did Mother Nature get it wrong for 200 million years?” Perry asked. 

Kerry acknowledged that science shows carbon dioxide levels were higher in Earth’s past, as was the global average temperature, but he said it wasn’t caused by humans. 

He didn’t explain how naturally occurring carbon dioxide levels are more dangerous than much lower human-caused carbon dioxide levels. 

[thegeneral 3,213]

11 hours ago, Flipper said:

Search engine says surface area of Earth is 197,000,000 square miles

Assume 8 million humans

Assume each human (looking down ... surface area) is 1' by 2'

8 million x 2 square feet =  16 million square feet

16 million square feet is 8% of the Earth's surface

Climatologists may be smart - but they are political and not to be trusted like any other politician

Think we need a math check here.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,430]

It would be one thing if the grift aspect to this was just about money, but the left is using it as a pathway to power. Like they always do 

[Baker Boy 1,699]

17 hours ago, thegeneral said:

So we are clear are you saying that humans have no impact on climate change (ie Greenhouse gases, deforestation, etc)?

So we are clear, you believe eliminating fossil fuels will change the climate of the earth.

[thegeneral 3,213]

2 minutes ago, Baker Boy said:

So we are clear, you believe eliminating fossil fuels will change the climate of the earth.

I believe the amount of CO2 and other greenhouse gases we are putting into the atmosphere is causing a dramatic and quick change in the climate. This rapid change is going to cause us a variety of problems. 

[seafoam1 3,023]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I believe the amount of CO2 and other greenhouse gases we are putting into the atmosphere is causing a dramatic and quick change in the climate. This rapid change is going to cause us a variety of problems. 

You believe in a lot of things that your liberal overlords tell you. That does not change the fact that they, and you, are wrong. 

[thegeneral 3,213]

5 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

You believe in a lot of things that your liberal overlords tell you. That does not change the fact that they, and you, are wrong. 

You bet Peefoam