Hardcore troubadour 14,923 Posted January 29 Oooof. What a let down. Story sucked, cast sucked. Even Denzel was bad, don’t think I have ever seen that before. Posty has more charisma than the lead actor. They snuck a few woke things in there too. And fockin loooong. Took me three days. Pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 1,583 Posted January 29 Can’t imagine sliding wokeness into this. It’s a sickness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,506 Posted January 29 I made it through about 20 minutes and had to turn it off. Bigly disappointed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,923 Posted January 29 10 minutes ago, HellToupee said: Can’t imagine sliding wokeness into this. It’s a sickness Not much, but a couple of things. That’s not why it sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,923 Posted January 29 1 minute ago, avoiding injuries said: I made it through about 20 minutes and had to turn it off. Bigly disappointed. I almost paid to see this garbage in the theater a while back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,342 Posted January 29 We watched it this weekend too and what a disappointment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,923 Posted January 29 1 minute ago, TheNewGirl said: We watched it this weekend too and what a disappointment. It’s like they were in a big hurry to get it over with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,096 Posted January 29 You people are nuts, that movie was great. The last time I laughed that hard was when I first saw Ghostbusters. The ships driving straight into the walls and not breaking apart. The Lucious character needing to get revenge on the Pedro for his wife dying...the wife that as general he put on the wall where she got shot. The CGI monkeys, and then you get the sharks in the colosseum. Sharks that can instantly attack anytime someone falls into the water. When the senators are reading newspapers 1400 years before the printing press was invented, that's just off the top of my head, seriously, this movie was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 3,831 Posted January 29 2 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: You people are nuts, that movie was great. The last time I laughed that hard was when I first saw Ghostbusters. The ships driving straight into the walls and not breaking apart. The Lucious character needing to get revenge on the Pedro for his wife dying...the wife that as general he put on the wall where she got shot. The CGI monkeys, and then you get the sharks in the colosseum. Sharks that can instantly attack anytime someone falls into the water. When the senators are reading newspapers 1400 years before the printing press was invented, that's just off the top of my head, seriously, this movie was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. This sounds like one of the greatest comedies ever!! 5 stars! And i haven't even seen it yet!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death 300 Posted January 29 I've read that it was terrible and have had no desire to see it. Might watch the new Dune movies tonight and tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,123 Posted January 29 Knew it was “woke” once I saw who posted this thread. Not surprised it’s terrible, didn’t need a remake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted January 29 12 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: You people are nuts, that movie was great. The last time I laughed that hard was when I first saw Ghostbusters. The ships driving straight into the walls and not breaking apart. The Lucious character needing to get revenge on the Pedro for his wife dying...the wife that as general he put on the wall where she got shot. The CGI monkeys, and then you get the sharks in the colosseum. Sharks that can instantly attack anytime someone falls into the water. When the senators are reading newspapers 1400 years before the printing press was invented, that's just off the top of my head, seriously, this movie was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Is the newspaper thing for real? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,096 Posted January 30 35 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: Is the newspaper thing for real? It is real and it's awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,923 Posted January 30 50 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said: You people are nuts, that movie was great. The last time I laughed that hard was when I first saw Ghostbusters. The ships driving straight into the walls and not breaking apart. The Lucious character needing to get revenge on the Pedro for his wife dying...the wife that as general he put on the wall where she got shot. The CGI monkeys, and then you get the sharks in the colosseum. Sharks that can instantly attack anytime someone falls into the water. When the senators are reading newspapers 1400 years before the printing press was invented, that's just off the top of my head, seriously, this movie was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Your synopsis shall be the official one. Well done. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,292 Posted January 30 My favorite character was the monkey that was made a top official. "Citizen" Dondas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 2,892 Posted January 30 The sharks swimming around the Coliseum got me A ew cool moments but pretty mediocre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 483 Posted January 30 I turned it off. It socked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,342 Posted January 30 11 hours ago, thegeneral said: The sharks swimming around the Coliseum got me A ew cool moments but pretty mediocre. This was the part that REALLY made me go, 'Seriously?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,801 Posted January 30 I like Denzel. Pretty much the only reason I considered this movie. Shame if he didn't do well in it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,799 Posted January 30 16 hours ago, Death said: I've read that it was terrible and have had no desire to see it. Might watch the new Dune movies tonight and tomorrow. Thanks for the update. People were really wondering what's pimpledoosh doing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted January 31 On 1/29/2025 at 4:52 PM, Hardcore troubadour said: Posty has more charisma than the lead actor. should not go unnoticed I know these guys don’t like each other, I love everyone. Good stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,153 Posted January 31 Like the Rainbow people, I’m sure gladiators are hot in the catholic rainbow acceptance church. Shame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,342 Posted January 31 22 minutes ago, weepaws said: Like the Rainbow people, I’m sure gladiators are hot in the catholic rainbow acceptance church. Shame Indeed. Amen. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,096 Posted February 4 On 1/29/2025 at 6:36 PM, MLCKAA said: Is the newspaper thing for real? I cued it up to the newspaper for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites