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The gorilla would rip the arms and legs off of the first guy and use them to beat the other 99 to death. 

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Gorilla, if it is a mature silverback,  Unless the men fashion weapons from the femurs of the first couple of score of men the gorilla would dispatch. The last 20 men, armed with sharpened human femurs, all attacking at once might leave a few of that group alive.

 

 

 

Best hope would be to go buns up and hope that it only ravaishes you and then goes to sleep.

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14 hours ago, thegeneral said:

I’m on team Gorilla. Maybe if they all dog pile him until he suffocates.

Is that what you and your boyfriend play act gutterboy? 

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Not a great plan but if they had time to plot strategy, perhaps split in half and try to each take a side to try and immobilize his arms.  A few would perish in the effort.  But if they can effectively "smother" and restrain movement enough have a few go in for the eyes to try and rip them out to blind him.  That's their best path because if they can blind him they can just then attack in force without him being able to efficiently defend himself to the level he would start at.

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2 minutes ago, Mark Davis said:

Not a great plan but if they had time to plot strategy, perhaps split in half and try to each take a side to try and immobilize his arms.  A few would perish in the effort.  But if they can effectively "smother" and restrain movement enough have a few go in for the eyes to try and rip them out to blind him.  That's their best path because if they can blind him they can just then attack in force without him being able to efficiently defend himself to the level he would start at.

Have you seen the size of a gorilla's nostrils? He could smell them a mile away. 

A chimp could take on 100 men and put up a decent fight. A fockin gorilla would slaughter them in hand to hand combat. 

It's not like he has to stand still. Those fockers are mean and as strong as 50 men. And fast when they want to be. 

 

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2 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Have you seen the size of a gorilla's nostrils? He could smell them a mile away. 

A chimp could take on 100 men and put up a decent fight. A fockin gorilla would slaughter them in hand to hand combat. 

It's not like he has to stand still. Those fockers are mean and as strong as 50 men. And fast when they want to be. 

 

Totally possible.  I'm just trying to think of their best chance.  If you could sacrifice 20 to blind him it might be worth it.  They'll always be near, but it will be much easier to get clean runs at him.  The only path is to immobilize/disable him.  That would involve limbs, but to get clean runs where he misses most of them he would have to be blinded.

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5 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Have you seen the size of a gorilla's nostrils? He could smell them a mile away. 

A chimp could take on 100 men and put up a decent fight. A fockin gorilla would slaughter them in hand to hand combat. 

It's not like he has to stand still. Those fockers are mean and as strong as 50 men. And fast when they want to be. 

 

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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1 hour ago, Mark Davis said:

Totally possible.  I'm just trying to think of their best chance.  If you could sacrifice 20 to blind him it might be worth it.  They'll always be near, but it will be much easier to get clean runs at him.  The only path is to immobilize/disable him.  That would involve limbs, but to get clean runs where he misses most of them he would have to be blinded.

If you could get close enough to gouge out his eyes, I suppose you might have a chance. But that would put you within arm's reach and your hands close to his face. 

Have you seen gorilla's teeth? You stand a better chance of losing that hand and your face in the process.

Also, let's not discount the number of "men" who would turn and run at the sight of the first 10 men being savagely beaten by a wild gorilla.  

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Your mom.

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 After much thought about this, my only thought would be to surround him with my one hundred man army, unarmed, and give orders to a quarter of my men to dig a hole in the ground. Sacrifice a few of the soldiers to distract him and give a Pattonesque warrior talk. Once the hole has been dug deep, showtime and prey. After losing some of them. Hopefully we have a Peenie in our platoon. Order her to get nekkid and entice King Kong to fall for her. Literally. She shakes her money maker on all fours. Kong was ready for love. Peenie runs and jumps over the hole like a gymnast. Kong either falls in the hole or Peenie gets herself Peenied.

 

 That’s the only way 

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7 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

I think Stacy Abrams would put up a good fight against the men, but run out of stamina.

Yikes

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