Ron_Artest 2,211 Posted September 23 Anyone make it to heaven yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,926 Posted September 23 We're all ready dead!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,126 Posted September 23 another list I didn't make Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,515 Posted September 23 2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said: Anyone make it to heaven yet? :checks surroundings: I sure hope not. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,542 Posted September 23 2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said: Anyone make it to heaven yet? This is Iowa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 2,210 Posted September 23 What does @weepaws say about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,095 Posted September 23 Bring it on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,596 Posted September 23 I got hit in the nutz yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,515 Posted September 23 9 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I got hit in the nutz yesterday. Was it rapturous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,596 Posted September 23 19 minutes ago, Fnord said: Was it rapturous? It’s gonna heal itself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 369 Posted September 23 51 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I got hit in the nutz yesterday. What was his name ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,596 Posted September 23 Just now, MikeMatt said: What was his name ? George. I hit myself down below Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 745 Posted September 23 Where is this coming from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,911 Posted September 23 Liberals love making fun of Christians, even though they don’t fly planes into buildings or throw homosexuals off of roofs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,211 Posted September 23 46 minutes ago, Drizzay said: Where is this coming from? Crazy people are saying today is rapture day. It's all over social media. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,542 Posted September 23 6 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I got hit in the nutz yesterday. thats Ruptured Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BudBro 183 Posted September 23 45 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said: Crazy people are saying today is rapture day. It's all over social media. The day isn't over yet. TL;DR It is the eschatology of dispensational futurists, or premillenialism. Whether or not "crazy" for subscribing, most just have taken the word of teachers and preachers as authoritative. The same thing was predicted on Sept 23, 2008 because Obama had gotten elected and was scheduled to take the helm in Jan 2009. It was also predicted in 1988, since the Jewish state would celebrate 40 years (the number for a "generation" in the Bible) of independence. The futurism theory is said to have originated at the end of the 16th century from a commentary put out by the Roman Catholic Church (in response to the Reformation) to remove the stigma of anti-Christ from the Papacy and place it out into the future onto someone else. Most futurists believe, however, there will be a revived Roman Empire that will rule over the world, invade Israel, and produce the leader call the Antichrist. Technically, the theory moves the 70th week of Daniel's prophecy of Messiah (Dan 9:24-) out into the future. John Darby taught it, then the commentary from CI Scofield in the Scofield Study Bible made it into what we have today...that there will be a rapture of believers who will reign with Jesus for a thousand years (as noted in the Revelation 20:4 passage). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,636 Posted September 23 Why would Jeebus take his chosen people during their new year celebration? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,341 Posted September 23 I don’t remember. Who was the poster who used to predict the world was going to end any day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,342 Posted September 23 9 hours ago, HellToupee said: What does @weepaws say about this? I don’t see you in Heaven, Pedro Catholic missed it. Fools Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 369 Posted September 24 I’m going to the Lake of Fire - just not today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,995 Posted September 24 Matthew 24:36, "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,911 Posted September 24 Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 1,014 Posted September 24 20 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: Matthew 24:36, "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only." I'm thankful for that. Imagine what the lunatics out there would do if they knew the day/date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 369 Posted September 24 58 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. You chose the Jews didn’t you ? No one ever picks the Muslims. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 369 Posted September 24 I used my get out of hell card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,911 Posted September 24 2 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: You chose the Jews didn’t you ? No one ever picks the Muslims. Yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,342 Posted September 24 4 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. Not true, one doesn’t have to choose aside for either one. dummy up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,596 Posted September 24 3 hours ago, MikeMatt said: I used my get out of hell card. God knows I need one. Is it in the box next to the thimble? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 369 Posted September 24 4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: God knows I need one. Is it in the box next to the thimble? Yes and I’m driving the cool car. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,211 Posted September 24 So it didn't happen? I'm sure next time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,596 Posted September 24 14 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: thats Ruptured When you fall in the Gras and your bawls hit your ass it’s a rupture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
