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Happy Rapture Day!

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2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

Anyone make it to heaven yet?

:checks surroundings:

I sure hope not.

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9 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I got hit in the nutz yesterday. 

Was it rapturous?

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19 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Was it rapturous?

 It’s gonna heal itself 

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51 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I got hit in the nutz yesterday. 

What was his name ?

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Just now, MikeMatt said:

What was his name ?

  George. I hit myself down below 🙃

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Liberals love making fun of Christians, even though they don’t fly planes into buildings or throw homosexuals off of roofs. 

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46 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Where is this coming from?

Crazy people are saying today is rapture day.  It's all over social media.

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45 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

Crazy people are saying today is rapture day.  It's all over social media.

The day isn't over yet.

TL;DR  It is the eschatology of dispensational futurists, or premillenialism.  Whether or not "crazy" for subscribing, most just have taken the word of teachers and preachers as authoritative.  The same thing was predicted on Sept 23, 2008 because Obama had gotten elected and was scheduled to take the helm in Jan 2009.  It was also predicted in 1988, since the Jewish state would celebrate 40 years (the number for a "generation" in the Bible) of independence.  The futurism theory is said to have originated at the end of the 16th century from a commentary put out by the Roman Catholic Church (in response to the Reformation) to remove the stigma of anti-Christ from the Papacy and place it out into the future onto someone else.  Most futurists believe, however, there will be a revived Roman Empire that will rule over the world, invade Israel, and produce the leader call the Antichrist.  Technically, the theory moves the 70th week of Daniel's prophecy of Messiah (Dan 9:24-) out into the future.  John Darby taught it, then the commentary from CI Scofield in the Scofield Study Bible made it into what we have today...that there will be a rapture of believers who will reign with Jesus for a thousand years (as noted in the Revelation 20:4 passage).

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Why would Jeebus take his chosen people during their new year celebration? 

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I don’t remember.  Who was the poster who used to predict the world was going to end any day? 

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9 hours ago, HellToupee said:

What does @weepaws say about this?

I don’t see you in Heaven, Pedro Catholic missed it.  Fools 

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Matthew 24:36,  "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

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Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. 

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20 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Matthew 24:36,  "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

I'm thankful for that.

Imagine what the lunatics out there would do if they knew the day/date.

 

 

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58 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. 

You chose the Jews didn’t you ? No one ever picks the Muslims. 

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2 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

You chose the Jews didn’t you ? No one ever picks the Muslims. 

Yes

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4 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. 

Not true, one doesn’t have to choose aside for either one.  dummy up. 

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3 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

I used my get out of hell card. 

 God knows I need one. Is it in the box next to the thimble?

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