Ron_Artest 1,916 Posted yesterday at 10:36 AM Anyone make it to heaven yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,924 Posted yesterday at 10:44 AM We're all ready dead!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,060 Posted 22 hours ago another list I didn't make Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,405 Posted 22 hours ago 2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said: Anyone make it to heaven yet? :checks surroundings: I sure hope not. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,458 Posted 22 hours ago 2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said: Anyone make it to heaven yet? This is Iowa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 2,026 Posted 22 hours ago What does @weepaws say about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted 22 hours ago Bring it on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,544 Posted 22 hours ago I got hit in the nutz yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,405 Posted 22 hours ago 9 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I got hit in the nutz yesterday. Was it rapturous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,544 Posted 21 hours ago 19 minutes ago, Fnord said: Was it rapturous? It’s gonna heal itself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 244 Posted 21 hours ago 51 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I got hit in the nutz yesterday. What was his name ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,544 Posted 21 hours ago Just now, MikeMatt said: What was his name ? George. I hit myself down below Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 736 Posted 16 hours ago Where is this coming from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,775 Posted 15 hours ago Liberals love making fun of Christians, even though they don’t fly planes into buildings or throw homosexuals off of roofs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 1,916 Posted 15 hours ago 46 minutes ago, Drizzay said: Where is this coming from? Crazy people are saying today is rapture day. It's all over social media. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,458 Posted 15 hours ago 6 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I got hit in the nutz yesterday. thats Ruptured Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BudBro 183 Posted 14 hours ago 45 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said: Crazy people are saying today is rapture day. It's all over social media. The day isn't over yet. TL;DR It is the eschatology of dispensational futurists, or premillenialism. Whether or not "crazy" for subscribing, most just have taken the word of teachers and preachers as authoritative. The same thing was predicted on Sept 23, 2008 because Obama had gotten elected and was scheduled to take the helm in Jan 2009. It was also predicted in 1988, since the Jewish state would celebrate 40 years (the number for a "generation" in the Bible) of independence. The futurism theory is said to have originated at the end of the 16th century from a commentary put out by the Roman Catholic Church (in response to the Reformation) to remove the stigma of anti-Christ from the Papacy and place it out into the future onto someone else. Most futurists believe, however, there will be a revived Roman Empire that will rule over the world, invade Israel, and produce the leader call the Antichrist. Technically, the theory moves the 70th week of Daniel's prophecy of Messiah (Dan 9:24-) out into the future. John Darby taught it, then the commentary from CI Scofield in the Scofield Study Bible made it into what we have today...that there will be a rapture of believers who will reign with Jesus for a thousand years (as noted in the Revelation 20:4 passage). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,586 Posted 13 hours ago Why would Jeebus take his chosen people during their new year celebration? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,329 Posted 12 hours ago I don’t remember. Who was the poster who used to predict the world was going to end any day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,262 Posted 12 hours ago 9 hours ago, HellToupee said: What does @weepaws say about this? I don’t see you in Heaven, Pedro Catholic missed it. Fools Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 244 Posted 11 hours ago I’m going to the Lake of Fire - just not today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,989 Posted 11 hours ago Matthew 24:36, "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,775 Posted 11 hours ago Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 974 Posted 11 hours ago 20 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: Matthew 24:36, "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only." I'm thankful for that. Imagine what the lunatics out there would do if they knew the day/date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 244 Posted 10 hours ago 58 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. You chose the Jews didn’t you ? No one ever picks the Muslims. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 244 Posted 10 hours ago I used my get out of hell card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,775 Posted 10 hours ago 2 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: You chose the Jews didn’t you ? No one ever picks the Muslims. Yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,262 Posted 7 hours ago 4 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Jews vs Muslims is like the 86 World Series to me. I had to pick one. Not true, one doesn’t have to choose aside for either one. dummy up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,544 Posted 6 hours ago 3 hours ago, MikeMatt said: I used my get out of hell card. God knows I need one. Is it in the box next to the thimble? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 244 Posted 2 hours ago 4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: God knows I need one. Is it in the box next to the thimble? Yes and I’m driving the cool car. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 1,916 Posted 1 hour ago So it didn't happen? I'm sure next time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,544 Posted 49 minutes ago 14 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: thats Ruptured When you fall in the Gras and your bawls hit your ass it’s a rupture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
