FU week 13

[Super Cubs 155]

FU injury bug - last week Bacon, this week St Brown, and my playoff hopes

[Gratefulegg1973 271]

FU Lamar Jackson.  I'm dropping you for Lamar Latrelle from Revenge of the Nerds.  His limp-wristed throwing style is surely better than yours.  Seriously, 1 TD in 4 games?  Go fock yourself Lamar.

Preemptive FU to  DeVonta Smith.  Since I'm playing against Hurts and Brown, I'm sure you'll put up one of your patented 4-32 games.  

[easilyscan 1,035]

4 hours ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

FU Lamar Jackson.  I'm dropping you for Lamar Latrelle from Revenge of the Nerds.

 

[LaChup 269]

Watch out when Lamar Latrelle getsth that whip going on histh throwsth.

[dogcows 1,153]

Zay Flowers actually went into the negative…

[Gratefulegg1973 271]

So f'n sick of the same guys that do all year except the games they play me.  

AJ Brown's had 3 great games all year, all against me.  Josh Allen and Hurts the same thing.  Unreal.

While I'm here, FU Devonta Smith.  Can you run a route over 2 yards?  Apparently not.  Time for you to cry like a baby like AJ did.  Maybe then you'll get some targets.

And FU Barkley.  Gotta be a bust of the year candidate at RB.  

[Ramrock 21]

1 hour ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

So f'n sick of the same guys that do all year except the games they play me.  

AJ Brown's had 3 great games all year, all against me.  Josh Allen and Hurts the same thing.  Unreal.

While I'm here, FU Devonta Smith.  Can you run a route over 2 yards?  Apparently not.  Time for you to cry like a baby like AJ did.  Maybe then you'll get some targets.

And FU Barkley.  Gotta be a bust of the year candidate at RB.  

Aj brown !

[dogcows 1,153]

1 hour ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

So f'n sick of the same guys that do all year except the games they play me.  

AJ Brown's had 3 great games all year, all against me.  Josh Allen and Hurts the same thing.  Unreal.

While I'm here, FU Devonta Smith.  Can you run a route over 2 yards?  Apparently not.  Time for you to cry like a baby like AJ did.  Maybe then you'll get some targets.

And FU Barkley.  Gotta be a bust of the year candidate at RB.  

Yeah Barkley and Zay Flowers killed my season. Just playing for the lulz now

[BufordT 442]

FU to Tet McMillan. At least act like you care more than me.
 

And FU to BYEjan Robinson. You already had your bye week 

[Nomad99 832]

11 minutes ago, BufordT said:

FU to Tet McMillan. At least act like you care more than me.
 

And FU to BYEjan Robinson. You already had your bye week 

Bijan has 90yds at the half

[BufordT 442]

2 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

Bijan has 90yds at the half

0 TD’s 0 Receptions 

plus he’s obviously incapable of scoring from the 1 yard line.

I reiterate: FU byejan ROBinson

[rallo 139]

21 minutes ago, BufordT said:

FU to Tet McMillan. At least act like you care more than me.
 

And FU to BYEjan Robinson. You already had your bye week 

Tet looked like garbage last week too before the TD strike… he’ll probably put up a goose-egg for me FU!

[DonS 3,325]

FU Kyren Williams.  I bet Blake Corrum bangs your wife while you watch. 

[Maximum Overkill 2,548]

42 minutes ago, BufordT said:

And FU to BYEjan Robinson. You already had your bye week

[Nomad99 832]

25 minutes ago, BufordT said:

0 TD’s 0 Receptions 

plus he’s obviously incapable of scoring from the 1 yard line.

I reiterate: FU byejan ROBinson

Classic reverse jinx

[BufordT 442]

10 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

 

10 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

Classic reverse jinx

[Maximum Overkill 2,548]

Just now, BufordT said:

 

Works every time 

[DonS 3,325]

23 minutes ago, DonS said:

FU Kyren Williams.  I bet Blake Corrum bangs your wife while you watch. 

Looks like Kyren at least gets sloppy seconds.

[Gratefulegg1973 271]

FU Brian Thomas Jr.  2 f'n catches?  Remember when this clown was actually good?  Fock off loser

FU Travis Etienne.  I bench him, he puts up 20pts.  I start him, he puts up 5.  Every f'n time.  

[Showboat 297]

Pre-emptive FU to Sutton and Dart.  Now that I am geetting blown out they'll probably have decent enough games to give me hope only to lose by 1.

[LaChup 269]

Has anyone tried to double reverse reverse jinx?

[LaChup 269]

FU Shadeur! I was going to ride you to my FF Championships because your dad said you were good! 

[DonS 3,325]

FU Michael Sh1ttman Jr. 

[LaChup 269]

FU Brosmer! You don't have a hair on your nut to beat the Seahawks today.

[LaChup 269]

FU Pete Carroll! You suck at chewing gum! You give me TMJ just watching you idiot!

[Gratefulegg1973 271]

Absolute must win game or I miss the playoffs.

Was up 27pts and he has Jason Myers left.  Pretty safe right?  Wrong. FU Seattle.  Score a f'n touchdown

[makindollaz 52]

Pretty much all of my starting QB’s.  4 leagues and so far Lamar got me nothing, and Allen & Darnold are doing the same.  Have Nix tonight in the 4th league but already likely have the win in that one.

[Chickie 83]

Might be time for ARod to call it a career. Also known as Addition by Subtraction 

[LaChup 269]

I'm starting to wonder what ARod saw during that ayahuasca trip of his last offseason.

[easilyscan 1,035]

Just now, LaChup said:

I'm starting to wonder what ARod saw during that ayahuasca trip of his.

You don't wanna know.