I can do a lot of things well

[cmh6476 1,160]

But I have never figured out the art (or science or whatever) of using chopsticks.

 

What are some tasks that others find simple but to you are very challenging or frustrating?

 

I also can't whistle   

[weepaws 3,451]

Driving 70 plus miles per hour, through Iowa , with the windows down, and calling that conserving gas.  

[cmh6476 1,160]

8 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Driving 70 plus miles per hour, through Iowa , with the windows down, and calling that conserving gas.  

a couple of you weirdo's really fixate on things other posters will share from time to time.  Also, not something I do well

[Strike 6,049]

I'm Chinese, and my family used to go to Chinatown regularly to eat authentic Chinese food, and I was the only one using a fork because I could never master chop sticks.  Fock them.  We live in civilized society where we don't need sticks to eat our food.

And I can't whistle either.  Fock.

[thegeneral 3,728]

Folding stuff. Towels, sheets, fitted sheets (well that’s impossible) clothes, etc. it’s more I just don’t really care but you can always tell when I put that stuff away.

[Bier Meister 1,779]

Chopsticks tip: wooden is easier than plastic 

 

I am not musically inclined. I have a good ear, but cannot convert it to creating harmonic sound

[thegeneral 3,728]

24 minutes ago, Strike said:

I'm Chinese, and my family used to go to Chinatown regularly to eat authentic Chinese food, and I was the only one using a fork because I could never master chop sticks.  Fock them.  We live in civilized society where we don't need sticks to eat our food.

And I can't whistle either.  Fock.

Those people that do the two finger whistle always impress me.

[Drizzay 760]

I know jack sh!t about car engines.  I can change a tire, change oil, and change out brake pads and rotors, but that is really it.  I never learned the ins and outs of an engine.

[MikeMatt 505]

40 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

I know jack sh!t about car engines.  I can change a tire, change oil, and change out brake pads and rotors, but that is really it.  I never learned the ins and outs of an engine.

Sadly neither has @SUXBNME - he just plays a car doctor on the interwebs. 

[cmh6476 1,160]

41 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

I know jack sh!t about car engines.  I can change a tire, change oil, and change out brake pads and rotors, but that is really it.  I never learned the ins and outs of an engine.

It doesn't take a mechanic to operate chop sticks.   I can do easy stuff myself, now I pay for it as a convenience.   But tough jobs i don't care to see if I can do it or not. 

[weepaws 3,451]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

I'm Chinese, and my family used to go to Chinatown regularly to eat authentic Chinese food, and I was the only one using a fork because I could never master chop sticks.  Fock them.  We live in civilized society where we don't need sticks to eat our food.

And I can't whistle either.  Fock.

That’s why.  

[weepaws 3,451]

2 hours ago, cmh6476 said:

a couple of you weirdo's really fixate on things other posters will share from time to time.  Also, not something I do well

Shouldn’t share those things, if you can’t handle it.  

[Horseman 2,756]

1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

Folding stuff. Towels, sheets, fitted sheets (well that’s impossible) clothes, etc. it’s more I just don’t really care but you can always tell when I put that stuff away.

Don't forget your finances.  

[MikeMatt 505]

You've chosen to ignore content by weepaws. Options 

You've chosen to ignore content by weepaws. Options 
 

Playing with little boys doesn’t count wepedo 

[Frozenbeernuts 2,457]

Remember lyrics to songs. I can't sing a single song if it isn't playing. Even then I mess up the lyrics to songs I have heard a thousand times.

[supermike80 2,156]

2 hours ago, cmh6476 said:

But I have never figured out the art (or science or whatever) of using chopsticks.

 

What are some tasks that others find simple but to you are very challenging or frustrating?

 

I also can't whistle   

Wow.  Same here.  Can't use em.  Glad im not alone

[thegeneral 3,728]

18 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Don't forget your finances.  

I’m doing amazing at those. Chat GPT says like top 1%

[jerryskids 7,215]

59 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Shouldn’t share those things, if you can’t handle it.  

How's your surfer dood church doing?  Handling the sex abuse scandal in Texas?  Or numerous other issues around the country?

As a Christian, I won't discuss specifics about what you shared here a while back.  You seem comfortable doing so, though.  Because you aren't really a Christian, in the true sense.

This place would be better if you just delete your account.  Or perhaps as a negotiation, you could just stick to bad advice on the Main Board and never post on the Geek Club again.   

[thegeneral 3,728]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

How's your surfer dood church doing?  Handling the sex abuse scandal in Texas?  Or numerous other issues around the country?

As a Christian, I won't discuss specifics about what you shared here a while back.  You seem comfortable doing so, though.  Because you aren't really a Christian, in the true sense.

This place would be better if you just delete your account.  Or perhaps as a negotiation, you could just stick to bad advice on the Main Board and never post on the Geek Club again.   

WeePaws “your dad what was his name” might be the dumbest thing, but I usually chuckle.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,716]

2 hours ago, thegeneral said:

Those people that do the two finger whistle always impress me.

 I’ll teach you

[5-Points 3,848]

I'm not very good with chopsticks either. But that's just because they don't make left handed ones. 

[SUXBNME 1,632]

1 hour ago, MikeMatt said:

Sadly neither has @SUXBNME - he just plays a car doctor on the interwebs. 

I can remove microwaves from quick disconnects like nobodys business, though

[SUXBNME 1,632]

3 hours ago, Strike said:

I'm Chinese, and my family used to go to Chinatown regularly to eat authentic Chinese food, and I was the only one using a fork because I could never master chop sticks.  Fock them.  We live in civilized society where we don't need sticks to eat our food.

And I can't whistle either.  Fock.

 Fukker tried to eat one of my kats the last time he was down.  I have pics.   Seriously

[MikeMatt 505]

1 hour ago, SUXBNME said:

I can remove microwaves from quick disconnects like nobodys business, though

Like a boss

[BunnysBastatrds 2,716]

 I can tape all of the Geeks buns together 

[MikeMatt 505]

6 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

Like a boss

Boss of the rejects in cell block number 9

[MikeMatt 505]

2 hours ago, Big Guy said:

I can sing & whistle lol, I've written songs and performed them in a band. I'm an excellent artist, can draw and paint pretty much anything. I've contributed greatly to at least 3 famous logos. I'm a decent carpenter, I've created at least 10 inventions, ( concept only ) I'm a pretty good cook, I bake and don't even measure ingredients lol. I'm a good pool player both in real life and online. I'm sure I can hold my own on a football field with any of you guys.

chopsticks are dumb!

Sporks rule!

Don’t be so modest. Tell us more Santa. 

[Kopy 596]

16 hours ago, cmh6476 said:

But I have never figured out the art (or science or whatever) of using chopsticks.

 

What are some tasks that others find simple but to you are very challenging or frustrating?

 

I also can't whistle   

I once saw a guy catch a fly with chopsticks.

That was impressive.

[Ron_Artest 2,535]

Eating sushi with a fork is weird

[MikeMatt 505]

2 hours ago, Kopy said:

I once saw a guy catch a fly with chopsticks.

That was impressive.

It was called the Karate Kid

[Fnord 2,661]

17 hours ago, Drizzay said:

I know jack sh!t about car engines.  I can change a tire, change oil, and change out brake pads and rotors, but that is really it.  I never learned the ins and outs of an engine.

I like learning about cars and engines and know a lot of the basics. But I absolutely hate wrenching and fixing them. There's never enough room to get to the bolt you're trying to get your socket on, nothing ever comes out/goes in easily, then you're left with a big greasy mess and bloody knuckles. 

[MikeMatt 505]

2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

Eating sushi with a fork is weird

Completely normal for a white guy. [/pretty fly]

[5-Points 3,848]

4 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

Eating sushi with a fork is weird

Sushi is finger food.