Describe your "type". What kinda girls do you like?

[Giants Fan 85]

For me, it's pretty much Selma Blair in a pony tail.

 

Short brunette, thin, boob size not important, but usually small if I also expect a little, tight ass and naturally tanned skin.

 

I also like smart and cynical ... Garafalo is OK ... but something about Ellen Page freaks me out. She SHOULD meet all my requirements ... but I'm not down.

[Giants Fan 85]

Selma Blair: Yes.

Selma Hayek: Yes.

Mila Kunis: Does that make me a pedo?

Lacey Chabert: Are you freakin kidding me? YES!

Natalie Portman: Should have a smaller ass for her height, and seems kinda weird.

Ellen Page: Seems 100% psycho. Scares me.

[Giants Fan 85]

Honestly. Perfect? Girl I know, and has a twin too. She's half Japanese and half Indian ... and rich. Semi-famous. I don't care about that. I told her, just marry me ... come live on my ranch in AZ ... and you never hafta work again, but she is ambitious. She's 10 years younger than me ... she's out of my league, as is her twin sister.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujjWGs-naUo

 

Would marry either one. Really cool girls.

[Giants Fan 85]

I dunno what it is ... with little Asian girls and tall blonde white boys like myself ... but yeah ... that's what I want.

 

Older than me, and not into white boys ... but I always liked:

 

 

Ummm .... yes please.

[Geezil 24]

Your friend Miki is definitely cute. Seems really cool. I get the same vibe from Ellen Page. She would be great to have as a friend but if you ever dated her and she got mad I would be afraid to go to sleep.

[joeshushu 51]

I am not to picky. I like drop dead gorgeous who can't keep her hands off me. Seriously, I am liking that Molly Quinn type. I guess it is something about the red heads lately for me. On a side note I think I am turning more into your altar ego. I just moved in with mom about to lose my job and I have Trent Richardson and Bradshaw on my fantasy team this year too.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I'm partial to the kind that will Fock me. So basically women with poor self esteem and a drinking problem.

[Little Rusty 17]

or any chick named ..........SELMA!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SB is totally hot though

[bweiser831 0]

asian. petite.

[Giants Fan 85]

I am not to picky. I like drop dead gorgeous who can't keep her hands off me. Seriously, I am liking that Molly Quinn type. I guess it is something about the red heads lately for me. On a side note I think I am turning more into your altar ego. I just moved in with mom about to lose my job and I have Trent Richardson and Bradshaw on my fantasy team this year too.

My advice is to start drinking heavily.

[hoytdwow 202]

A poosay, titties, and low moral standards

[joeshushu 51]

My advice is to start drinking heavily.

I have Decker too. It's over for me and I have started to drink heavily.

[Giants Fan 85]

I have Decker too. It's over for me and I have started to drink heavily.

 

You might wanna check your score.

[Reality 2,710]

Transgender homecoming "Queens"

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Your mom. Did it really take this long?

[drobeski 3,061]

MOOOOOOOO

[The Elevator Killer 497]

What are you trying to do. Get me raped by some muslum?

[drobeski 3,061]

What are you trying to do. Get me raped by some muslum?

At least it will be a peaceful rape

[joeshushu 51]

You might wanna check your score.

Nope should have played Bradshaw instead of TR. Didn't have the brains to figure Bradshaw would want to make his own statement regarding the trade. Lost by ten instead of winning by five but it was encouraging to see Decker do better.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

At least it will be a peaceful rape

[thorshammer 0]

Short, no teef, and a flat head

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Short, no teef, and a flat head

That turns into a pizza and a six pack at midnight

[NewbieJr 540]

Swallowers. Not moody. I don't ask for much.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Selma Blair: Yes.

Selma Hayek: Yes.

Mila Kunis: Does that make me a pedo?

Lacey Chabert: Are you freakin kidding me? YES!

Natalie Portman: Should have a smaller ass for her height, and seems kinda weird.

Ellen Page: Seems 100% psycho. Scares me.

Wiffleball likes Lacey Chabert too

[rholio 339]

Wiffleball likes Lacey Chabert too

You don't?

[wiffleball 4,640]

Wiffleball likes Lacey Chabert too

Yeah, but I, like her After Puberty.

[wiffleball 4,640]

You don't?

Ten times better than JLHewitt even at her best.

[frank 2,145]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk&sns=em

[frank 2,145]

[wiffleball 4,640]

Your friend Miki is definitely cute. Seems really cool. I get the same vibe from Ellen Page. She would be great to have as a friend but if you ever dated her and she got mad I would be afraid to go to sleep.

There's a movie called hard candy with Ellen Page. I swear, she couldn't have been more than 16 when they shot it. It's all about her getting Vengeance on a pedophile. Pretty sure Giants fan would have nightmares the rest of his life after that movie.

 

And no, she looks like a dude. Totally androgynous

[IGotWorms 3,315]

You don't?

Yes but not to the point of randomly referencing her. Just playing detective here

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Porky blonde devils with confidence and inabitions left to set to my standards and the where with all to understand she's replaceable.

[wiffleball 4,640]

Yes but not to the point of randomly referencing her. Just playing detective here

I also like cheeseburgers. Oh my God! I'm Philly bear!

[wiffleball 4,640]

Porky blonde devils with confidence and inabitions left to set to my standards and the where with all to understand she's replaceable.

I really hope you meant perky.

[frank 2,145]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

He even types focked up like wiff. I dont know who GF even is but reading his posts are strikingly similar to wiff. Seems like its wiff attempting to type different but he cant hide the random unexpained capatizlations, random punctuation and the sheer randomness and clutteredness of his posts. Its definitely the same dude.

[wiffleball 4,640]

He even types focked up like wiff. I dont know who GF even is but reading his posts are strikingly similar to wiff. Seems like its wiff attempting to type different but he cant hide the random unexpained capatizlations, random punctuation and the sheer randomness and clutteredness of his posts. Its definitely the same dude.

You don't know who he is, but I'm def him. Lol

 

I remember how many folks lost their absolute shiit when I decided to start writing stanza Style. Too funny.

[IGotWorms 3,315]

You don't know who he is, but I'm def him. Lol

 

I remember how many folks lost their absolute shiit when I decided to start writing stanza Style. Too funny.

That was pretty funny

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

I really hope you meant perky.

Porky.....Me and Lane Bryant are tight. Actually, she's tight and my fingers find similar differences in the universe you have yet to find. I'd say explore, but that gives someone like yourself to much credit.

[crackattack 513]

Kiera Knightley

 

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-F-8NHk1uY1U%2FUnNnEznUyqI%2FAAAAAAAAGaY%2Fz1FUtKfNL5Y%2Fs1600%2Fhot-hd-photos-of-keira-knightley.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.softwallpapers.com%2F2013%2F11%2Fkeira-knightley-hot-and-sexy-hd.html&docid=YdD7i3sxTsCuqM&tbnid=WhmXtwEtoTJssM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwj5xPHW9eTWAhWh0YMKHT2lDrIQMwhCKAgwCA..i&w=1280&h=1024&bih=560&biw=360&q=keira%20knightley%20hot&ved=0ahUKEwj5xPHW9eTWAhWh0YMKHT2lDrIQMwhCKAgwCA&iact=mrc&uact=8

 

Genie Bouchard

 

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-7NSdu8WPlz0%2FWKSll2YdoLI%2FAAAAAAAAak8%2FmOvwG-1--gofDcbHTYM8fFeaNwRB5QVCQCLcB%2Fs1600%2F%252BEugenie%252BBouchard%252BSports%252BIllustrated%252BSwimsuit%252BIssue%252B%2525282%252529.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.womenstennisblogs.com%2F2017%2F02%2Fphotos-eugenie-bouchard-sportsIllustratedSwimsuitIssue.html&docid=XJW1-xF-qNdRxM&tbnid=veqx-eoBLaXKtM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwijrfSH9uTWAhWB34MKHbsNAEAQMwhJKA0wDQ..i&w=1067&h=1600&bih=560&biw=360&q=eugenie%20bouchard%20swimsuit&ved=0ahUKEwijrfSH9uTWAhWB34MKHbsNAEAQMwhJKA0wDQ&iact=mrc&uact=8

 

Sandra Bullock

 

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Caroline Wozniacki

 

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn-s3.si.com%2Fstyles%2Fsi_gallery_slide%2Fs3%2Fimages%2FSWIM158_TK2_00039-rawWMFinal1920.jpg%3Fitok%3DU0Q-z5Qc&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.si.com%2Fswimsuit%2Fmodel%2Fcaroline-wozniacki%2F2017%2Fphotos&docid=8KBhcy99hmM5zM&tbnid=6rECDFjhLjOfbM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwix-tHD9uTWAhUr74MKHbk0B80QMwg_KAAwAA..i&w=1280&h=1920&bih=560&biw=360&q=caroline%20wozniacki%20si&ved=0ahUKEwix-tHD9uTWAhUr74MKHbk0B80QMwg_KAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8

 

Alex Morgan

 

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FOgVGAiGNJNk%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOgVGAiGNJNk&docid=EjRqry-Dl3LBaM&tbnid=yCQpnR95_XQCtM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwjC7vOY9-TWAhUe24MKHVAsAXoQMwhHKAkwCQ..i&w=736&h=1101&bih=560&biw=360&q=alex%20morgan%20hot&ved=0ahUKEwjC7vOY9-TWAhUe24MKHVAsAXoQMwhHKAkwCQ&iact=mrc&uact=8

 

Petite Athletic women were always my types.