i asked her out...

[L5UT1ger 0]

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Ok i asked that girl out...yea i have slept at her house this past Friday, in her bed, with her, no sex, but i still hadnt asked her on a date. I had three beers and gave her a call tonight and i asked her out. She said yes. ok i know when, where, and all that about the date, but sh!t, now i need geek advice about clothing, whether i am supposed to bring like a condom, which i have never used in my life, or anything like that?

 

We are eating at P.F. chang's, a restuarant that i know from previous conversations that she really, really likes and she says, "we will see where it goes from there."

 

I am sorta getting smittin' with her for various reasons...HELP?!?!

 

No i aint asking her if she wants crabs...

[Fun Bags 0]

[naomi 356]

Clothing depends on what you're doing...dress nice for whatever it is. Um, dunno about the rest, my advice would be don't fornicate

 

Relax as she obviously likes you back, just keep on doing what you've been doing, but since it's a date you do want to dress nicely. When you pick her up or meet her, bringing her a flower(s) would be a sweet romantic gesture, can be something you spot on the way or whatever-that's cheap but yet sweeter than the florist.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Read the first post of this thread first:

 

Background

 

Ok i asked that girl out...yea i have slept at her house this past Friday, in her bed, with her, no sex, but i still hadnt asked her on a date. I had three beers and gave her a call tonight and i asked her out. She said yes. ok i know when, where, and all that about the date, but sh!t, now i need geek advice about clothing, whether i am supposed to bring like a condom, which i have never used in my life, or anything like that? I am sorta getting smittin' with her for various reasons...HELP?!?!

 

Nothing wrong with being smitten

 

You go into that sh!t without a condom, then it's possibly your funeral my friend.

She will probably appreciate the condom.

Although, I have heard that you can't get the AIDS from her going Tub Girl on you.

 

 

 

GL

[L5UT1ger 0]

Clothing depends on what you're doing...dress nice for whatever it is. Um, dunno about the rest, my advice would be don't fornicate

 

Relax as she obviously likes you back, just keep on doing what you've been doing, but since it's a date you do want to dress nicely. When you pick her up or meet her, bringing her a flower(s) would be a sweet romantic gesture, can be something you spot on the way or whatever-that's cheap but yet sweeter than the florist.

 

Hrmmm....this flower stuff could be gold...sweet!!!

 

or is that too much too soon? hrmmm....beer makes me torn.

 

Nothing wrong with being smitten

 

You go into that sh!t without a condom, then it's possibly your funeral my friend.

She will probably appreciate the condom.

Although, I have heard that you can't get the AIDS from her going Tub Girl on you.

GL

 

if she starts sh!tting in the bathroom in the air while letting it land on her face, then ima probably not be hanging around for the use or nonuse of a condom. Maybe thats just me...

[naomi 356]

Hrmmm....this flower stuff could be gold...sweet!!!

 

or is that too much too soon? hrmmm....beer makes me torn.

 

It can be done really casually. One flower (unless it's a really formal one like a blood red rose- heavy emotive symbolism) is just sweet, like icing on the cake of your feelings for her. Number of flowers doesn't really matter though, whatever you want to go with. A more put together formal boquet wouldn't neccesarily be bad, but it would have to be your style.

 

Aaand relax

[L5UT1ger 0]

It can be done really casually. One flower (unless it's a really formal one like a blood red rose- heavy emotive symbolism) is just sweet, like icing on the cake of your feelings for her. Number of flowers doesn't really matter though, whatever you want to go with. A more put together formal boquet wouldn't neccesarily be bad, but it would have to be your style.

 

Aaand relax

 

I know i dont wanna do the BIG amount of flower thing, sorta pretentious for me, but what kinda flower would be sweet and say, "i think you are sweet, i am interested, but still im cool enough to not push too fast too soon?"

[naomi 356]

I know i dont wanna do the BIG amount of flower thing, sorta pretentious for me, but what kinda flower would be sweet and say, "i think you are sweet, i am interested, but still im cool enough to not push too fast too soon?"

 

Something you can pick in your area, more casual flowers along these lines would fit that. That's a specific example so ofcourse they're not the only option.

You'll know what works when you see it. It's probably only a hard decision when you're sloshed and anxious

[athena 0]

Do something spontaneous. Go drive up to "look out point", but just look out. or go to the public park and take a walk. Do something she won't expect. Risk being a dork.

 

It'll pay off.

[TommyGavin 790]

beer seems to be your crutch with her.

Drink a 6 pack

rub one out (dont want to be carring a loaded weapon)

 

go out and be loose and have fun

[L5UT1ger 0]

Something you can pick in your area, more casual flowers along these lines would fit that. That's a specific example so ofcourse they're not the only option.

You'll know what works when you see it. It's probably only a hard decision when you're sloshed and anxious

 

ok all i got was a pic of the word tripod...so i am to bring her a really long pen!s besides how i wish mine was and see how that flys?

 

beer seems to be your crutch with her.

Drink a 6 pack

rub one out (dont want to be carring a loaded weapon)

 

go out and be loose and have fun

 

no...beer is not a crutch for her...its just that im interested, so i need a crutch. I hate women sometimes.

 

Risk being a dork.

 

It'll pay off.

 

so act natural...ok np.

[naomi 356]

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[L5UT1ger 0]

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ahhh...ok...those availabe in baton rouge louisiana or any surrounding areas to the west? also, that aint too forward or whatever is it?

[naomi 356]

It looks like there is a variety of native wildflowers there, maybe less as it's summer.

It doesn't have to be forward at all. How you present it frames it, like if you stood with them behind your back and made it formal. If you just smile and tell her they're for her when you pick her up or meet her, that's pretty casual and sweet.

[GettnHuge 2]

we all know she doesn't want to go to a restaurant. just go over there

with some condoms a toothbrush and a change of clothes. act like you

knew she just wanted to fock all along, women dig that.

[nobody 2,667]

Do something spontaneous. Go drive up to "look out point", but just look out. or go to the public park and take a walk. Do something she won't expect. Risk being a dork.

 

It'll pay off.

 

 

He lives in lousiana. There is no lookout point.

[GettnHuge 2]

He lives in lousiana. There is no lookout point.

 

but there is a point where you hear: looookoouuttt!!!

[TommyGavin 790]

no...beer is not a crutch for her...its just that im interested, so i need a crutch. I hate women sometimes.

 

 

read again - I said beer is YOUR crutch with her. NOT her "crutch".Pay attention will ya !!!!!!

[KayJay1971 239]

I like the flower idea. Just a single flower, so it's not too much, and sorta goofy like in grade school. She will love the sentiment while it's not too much. Dress casual but not like a slob. It's sumertime so a nice pair of shorts whith a button down shirt should do the trick. You should ALWAYS have a condom at the ready. Better to be safe than sorry. She obviously likes you too man. Don't be so nervous. Everthing is going to work out. It sounds like the groundwork has already been laid. Now just take it easy and play off of her cues. If she wants something sexual, she will make that clear. You seem like a really good guy so I hope it all works out. Good luck!

[heavy-set 39]

buy rubbers

[Bert 1,128]

I know i dont wanna do the BIG amount of flower thing, sorta pretentious for me, but what kinda flower would be sweet and say, "i think you are sweet, i am interested, but still im cool enough to not push too fast too soon?"

Carnations are good.

[pingpong 0]

She obviously digs you as you are. Don't be too dorky and try to change things about you now that you are 'dating'. She'll see right thru that. Just be yourself. If you would normally wear shorts and sandals, continue to do that. Don't go buy a new wardrobe to impress her...you have already done that. Be relaxed and yourself, except for a few condoms in the wallet.

[Franknbeans 46]

See if she likes these

[L5UT1ger 0]

read again - I said beer is YOUR crutch with her. NOT her "crutch".Pay attention will ya !!!!!!

 

i understood that the first time...what i meant in my response is that beer is MY crutch for stressful situations, not just for her...i reread what i wrote and see how you got that interpretation, but reread what i wrote and you will see what i meant.

 

See if she likes these

 

 

Funny stufff....so anyone wanna tell me how to use a condom? I aint never used one, nor bought one for that matter.

[phillybear 366]

Donkey punch.

[Fervid Ro 0]

let me get this straight-

you have a law degree? You are unemployed and live with your parents?

You can't figure out how to purchase or put on a condom?

and

you married a woman who tried to kill you?

 

Are you really just a 15 year old kid playing with the internet while your parents aren't watching?

[CurlyNight 0]

let me get this straight-

you have a law degree? You are unemployed and live with your parents?

You can't figure out how to purchase or put on a condom?

and

you married a woman who tried to kill you?

 

Are you really just a 15 year old kid playing with the internet while your parents aren't watching?

Or maybe this story is made up to liven up a somewhat slow board?

[D_House 0]

Or maybe this story is made up to liven up a somewhat slow board?

[bob_probert_2000 1]

All I know is that I wouldn't be taking advice from a giddy college virgin female that uses fornicate to describe sex between two people.

 

 

As far as condoms, buy a box and try one one. Grab the tip and roll it down the shaft. If you're lucky, she'lll put it on for you. I doubt you're going to score on this date, but better to have a jimmy just in case.

 

Flowers are nice, but are kind of cliche to bring to a date. DO something different, then if all goes well, send her flowers at work. Women love that attention.

[L5UT1ger 0]

let me get this straight-

you have a law degree? You are unemployed and live with your parents?

You can't figure out how to purchase or put on a condom?

and

you married a woman who tried to kill you?

 

Are you really just a 15 year old kid playing with the internet while your parents aren't watching?

 

I turned in a gtg entry a couple years back...im real. Probably too good to be true.

 

yea i have a law degree, i left baton rouge when my divorce was final and decided i wanted this job back home that was supposed to open up in a month, but alas it doesnt start until August first...i applied for and got the job and start then working for an appeals court judge, and technically, i dont live with my parents, this place has a different address. now as far as living off of them, guilty.

 

My exwife pulled a gun on me the first time about a week before our wedding because i was a smart ass to her or something and when she told me to leave my house, i refused and walked into another room to cool off...i was arrogant and thought that it was just prewedding jitters and no big deal. Little did i know, she cocked the trigger and pointed it at me the next time for similiar circumstances and the whole marriage was absolutely miserable, had a nine month stretch in the first year where we werent together sexually once. Lots of antidepressants, counseling and all that didnt help. it was just done and it took me a long time to walk away because i hated to see it fail.

 

I had been seeing her for quite sometime before we got married and so i never felt the need to wear a condom, nor have i ever had a one night stand in my life, so i just never bought one. i know there are better or worse kinds, and i remember seeing something on the freaking playboy channel when i was a kid about how you are supposed to leave some room on the top for the semen. I was hoping someone would confirm that this is actually the case and perhaps give some advice on a particular brand that works because an STD or KID is really really far from what i want.

[The Elevator Killer 546]

Read the first post of this thread first:

 

Background

 

, whether i am supposed to bring like a condom, which i have never used in my life, or anything like that?

 

Does she work at the We sell your stuff on Ebay store? Do you have any of the Robot from Lost in Space in it's original packaging?

[L5UT1ger 0]

Does she work at the We sell your stuff on Ebay store? Do you have any of the Robot from Lost in Space in it's original packaging?

 

if you had an exwife as frigid as mine, you might feel like a forty year old virgin yourself...

[The Elevator Killer 546]

if you had an exwife as frigid as mine, you might feel like a forty year old virgin yourself...

 

You can't get more frigid then buried in the crawl space under the house.

[Mephisto 15]

Don't ever, EVER let her know about your brother.

[SigEp316 0]

Don't ever, EVER let her know about your brother.

[TommyGavin 790]

but reread what i wrote and you will see what i meant.

 

[hoytdwow 202]

Tell her you like it when chicks plow your pooper with a strap-on

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

I think you should do what she suggested, have the date and just "see what happens from there."

 

That's fine that you say you are starting to 'feel things' for her. My advice would be to take it slow and see where the 2 of you end up. Enjoy yourself and your time with her. I think it's important to always just be yourself and you can never go wrong with that. If she likes you or ends up falling in love with you, then at least you will know it is the 'real you' that she loves. And vise versa.

 

Just let things grow from there if they are going to.

 

Good luck to you!

[L5UT1ger 0]

Don't ever, EVER let her know about your brother.

 

i didnt know you still lived...

 

she is from the same small town as me where it all went down. She knows about him and actually taught his child swimming lessons at some points over the last couple months.

 

anyhow...i will update how the date went...its Wednesday night because she doesnt start her new job until august first either, so i suggested a midweek date since we are both unemployed losers right now.

[Thin Spirit 0]

Everytime I've feeling down about myself or my life, I just come to this forum cause I know some loser on here will make me realize just how good my life actually is compared to others.