kozmiq 70 Posted December 21, 2006 Last night I went to a local high school swim meet. Three teams competing. I went because my girlfriend's cousin was on one of the teams. I couldn't believe the bathing suits they were wearing. Forget the boys. The girls on all 3 teams were wearing less than Playboy models wear. Seriously. There had to be 2 inches on each side of the vagina cut away. The strip that covers that spot we all know and love couldn't have been more than an inch and a half wide. Forget cameltoe, every time one of the girls crawled out of the water, that piece of fabric was wedgeed completely up into the crevice. Completely! I had an erection the entire show, I mean meet. Wow! Anybody else familiar with this practice? Anybody else care? I mean And these were young prolly under 18 girls. It was fun. I'll probably go again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,143 Posted December 21, 2006 Uhm, where can i buy tickets to these events... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted December 21, 2006 decreases drag My little sister played volleyball in high school and I used to like to go to the meets to look at all the girls in tight shorts . In high school, it was fun to watch the field hockey and lacrosse games because the girls wore skirts and they would always fly up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozmiq 70 Posted December 21, 2006 Uhm, where can i buy tickets to these events... Loudoun County in northern Virginia is where I bought mine. $ 2.50 a piece. Not bad. Not bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted December 21, 2006 Uhm, where can i buy tickets to these events... the local LPA local perverts association Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted December 21, 2006 The fact that you left that meet without a single cell-phone picture to share with us makes you a contender for bad poster of the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted December 21, 2006 A parachute could slip inside Siouxsie's cooter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,788 Posted December 21, 2006 the speedo I had to jam my package into in high school was ridiculous. just thinking about it today gives me the icks. And yeah, I'm sorry, I wouldn't want my daughter wear what you're describing. Fock "drag". - What're we talking here, miliseconds? I'm pretty sure that extra inch of fabric on the cooter ain't exactly an anchor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted December 21, 2006 Maybe they should do this with the WNBA to get people in the seats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted December 21, 2006 Loudoun County in northern Virginia is where I bought mine. $ 2.50 a piece. Not bad. Not bad. Which high school? Loudon County? Park View? Broad Run? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted December 21, 2006 You need a infra-red video camera to really see the pus ... I mean ... YOU SICK BASTAGE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted December 21, 2006 Swam with a summer team all through high school & college. I was a basketball player; held my own, but wasn't ever going to beat the top year-round hardcore swimmers. Didn't care. There was no way I could think of to spend more time around nearly naked, hot chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted December 21, 2006 the speedo I had to jam my package into in high school was ridiculous. just thinking about it today gives me the icks. If only you didn't shove so much cleanex in there, you'd have had a lot more breathing room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted December 21, 2006 Last night I went to a local high school swim meet. Three teams competing. I went because my girlfriend's cousin was on one of the teams. I couldn't believe the bathing suits they were wearing. Forget the boys. The girls on all 3 teams were wearing less than Playboy models wear. Seriously. There had to be 2 inches on each side of the vagina cut away. The strip that covers that spot we all know and love couldn't have been more than an inch and a half wide. Forget cameltoe, every time one of the girls crawled out of the water, that piece of fabric was wedgeed completely up into the crevice. Completely! I had an erection the entire show, I mean meet. Wow! Anybody else familiar with this practice? Anybody else care? I mean And these were young prolly under 18 girls. It was fun. I'll probably go again. Could you repeat all these details except do it a little slower? TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted December 21, 2006 tony hardware wears these under his red burberry toggle coat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted December 21, 2006 George: "My glasses are broken ... all I have are my perscription swimming goggles." Elaine: "What do you need perscription swimming goggles for?" George: "So I can see! ... when I'm swimming!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozmiq 70 Posted December 21, 2006 This is the best I could do. But I swear when they get wet and those girls are frolicking around, they're better. My girlfriend said they probably had this girl fashion her suit to look as conservative as possible for the newspaper picture. http://www.loudountimesmirror.com/site/tab...64238&rfi=6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted December 21, 2006 This is the best I could do. But I swear when they get wet and those girls are frolicking around, they're better. My girlfriend said they probably had this girl fashion her suit to look as conservative as possible for the newspaper picture. http://www.loudountimesmirror.com/site/tab...64238&rfi=6 Holy baby making hips Batman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted December 21, 2006 I took this photo: Cute, high school freshman chicks And there's no way in hell, that perky little brunette chick in the pink had on panties. Those sweatpants were riding pretty low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozmiq 70 Posted December 21, 2006 A parachute could slip inside Siouxsie's cooter. I would tend to agree with you. But I didn't try to find out. My girlfriend is reading this thread today :wink: 'neff said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted December 21, 2006 Girls dressing like hoochies is nothing new. And it never ceases to attract men's attention. It's the whole damn point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greedo 13 Posted December 21, 2006 Holy baby making hips Batman Indeed. Those thighs must cause more drag than if she wore a parka. I'd recommend she watch what she eat and tone those things, rather than worry about her suit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted December 21, 2006 :reportedtonbcdateline: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle Redland 0 Posted December 21, 2006 I took this photo: bullshiat! not a single one of them is screaming or signaling wildly for security. you're busted. Cute, high school freshman chicks And there's no way in hell, that perky little brunette chick in the pink had on panties. Those sweatpants were riding pretty low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PastorOfMuppets 0 Posted December 21, 2006 Last night I went to a local high school swim meet. Three teams competing. I went because my girlfriend's cousin was on one of the teams. I couldn't believe the bathing suits they were wearing. Forget the boys. The girls on all 3 teams were wearing less than Playboy models wear. Seriously. There had to be 2 inches on each side of the vagina cut away. The strip that covers that spot we all know and love couldn't have been more than an inch and a half wide. Forget cameltoe, every time one of the girls crawled out of the water, that piece of fabric was wedgeed completely up into the crevice. Completely! I had an erection the entire show, I mean meet. Wow! Anybody else familiar with this practice? Anybody else care? I mean And these were young prolly under 18 girls. It was fun. I'll probably go again. You are my most favoritest poster EVAH!! Your story got my cack all erect and stuff ESPN 2, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE ... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE start televising these meets!!! I'd much rather look at these sexxxy young thangs than those arsewipe high school "ballers" !!! RATINGS THROUGH THE ROOF!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted December 21, 2006 this exploitation of the youth in this country demands further examination i want to know if those measurements are correct i want to know if they really are under 18 i want to know if this 'wedging' was uncomfortable or helpful in the water i want some can sizes dammit i want to pose as a yearbook picture taker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted December 21, 2006 >>>phillybear said: A parachute could slip inside Siouxsie's cooter.<<< I would tend to agree with you. But I didn't try to find out. My girlfriend is reading this thread today :wink: 'neff said oh you little son of a b!tch ! you freaking azzhole ! thanks a lot ! and when i say little i mean a midget kozmiq is a midget seriously people of the geek club he's a freaking little person all those stories about dating a midget is because he is one ! i can't believe you'd say something nasty about me like that what happened to don't say anything bad about me and i won't say anything bad about you ? :whiney kozmiq voice: don't post there on days when i do cause they'll think i'm you :whiney kozmiq voice: you sh!thead ! i hope your new girlfriend does read this you hit on me playing softball a dozen times i mean why would i wanna go out with a midget ? okay buddy - no more ms. nicegal you little freckle face howdy doody looking freak and to think i gave you james taylor tix and let you go out with my friend, barbara but thanks to phillybear for remembering my band's name (parachute adams) and that cooter is my favorite`little word for the female body part Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,788 Posted December 21, 2006 Holy baby making hips Batman The Friggin Nimitz didn't leave a wake as big as those hips do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozmiq 70 Posted December 22, 2006 I am NOT a midget! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 22, 2006 I took this photo: Cute, high school freshman chicks And there's no way in hell, that perky little brunette chick in the pink had on panties. Those sweatpants were riding pretty low. GFIGTJ goingtojail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted October 6, 2014 God damn it I was hoping the out of date link would work or that there would be better pics. Sounds so hit, forget underage, if have to go beat off if I was peeping that much beaver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,181 Posted October 6, 2014 God damn it I was hoping the out of date link would work or that there would be better pics. Sounds so hit, forget underage, if have to go beat off if I was peeping that much beaver. Me too. I sated my appetite by googling micro-mini bikinis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,083 Posted October 6, 2014 Me too. I sated my appetite by googling micro-mini bikinis. LINK!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
