GobbleDog 822 Posted March 27, 2007 15 Billion ya – Big Bang 10 Billion ya – Milky Way forms 5 Billion ya – Sun forms 4.5 Billion ya – Earth forms 3.5 Billion ya – 1st Life (cells) 1.5 Billion ya – 1st Plants 500 Million ya – 1st Vertebrates (fish) 200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule 65 Million ya – Meteor hits Mexico/ Dinosaurs extinct 20 Million ya – 1st Monkeyman 2 Million ya – 1st Caveman (fire invented) 150 Thousand ya – 1st Modern man (homo sapien) 20 Thousand ya – 1st Farming 10 Thousand ya – Ice age ends/ 1st Cities 7 Thousand ya – Wheel invented 5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt) 2 Thousand ya – Jesus of Nazareth born Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,475 Posted March 27, 2007 :sniffs bait: :keeps swimming: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted March 27, 2007 6 ya - GobbleDog registers at FFToday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 27, 2007 6 ya - GobbleDog registers at FFToday 2007 - GobbleDog is banned from the tropical fish forums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,418 Posted March 27, 2007 5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt) I was in that league and couldn't be stopped. I had King Djet Horus Djer Horus Anedjib I also drafted Tut, but the league was disbanded before he became a stud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted March 27, 2007 This thread was supposed to provoke a facinating scientific discussion. jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,572 Posted March 27, 2007 This thread was supposed to provoke a facinating scientific discussion. jokes People like to make fascinating scientific jokes about 'Homo Erectus' but it's your fault for not bring them into the discussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted March 27, 2007 I think that cities are now thought to go back to further than 10000 years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,154 Posted March 27, 2007 5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt) 25ya - Dynasty on TV 200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule They focking rule! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted March 27, 2007 Thanks! This info may help me when I appear on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted March 27, 2007 15 Billion ya – Big Bang 10 Billion ya – Milky Way forms 5 Billion ya – Sun forms 4.5 Billion ya – Earth forms 3.5 Billion ya – 1st Life (cells) 1.5 Billion ya – 1st Plants 500 Million ya – 1st Vertebrates (fish) 200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule 65 Million ya – Meteor hits Mexico/ Dinosaurs extinct 20 Million ya – 1st Monkeyman 2 Million ya – 1st Caveman (fire invented) 150 Thousand ya – 1st Modern man (homo sapien) 20 Thousand ya – 1st Farming 10 Thousand ya – Ice age ends/ 1st Cities 7 Thousand ya – Wheel invented 5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt) 2 Thousand ya – Jesus of Nazareth born 2 years from now - phillybear shows definitive proof that Big Bang didn't happen. Scientists go back to the drawing board grumbling. Fixored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted March 27, 2007 2 years from now - phillybear shows definitive proof that Big Bang didn't happen. Scientists go back to the drawing board grumbling. Too bad scientists like Stephen Hawking believe the universe will expand for eternity. It would be much more instesting if it were to collapse on itself and spark the next big bang. And everything starts over and over again for eternity. But alas... no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted March 28, 2007 Too bad scientists like Stephen Hawking believe the universe will expand for eternity. It would be much more instesting if it were to collapse on itself and spark the next big bang. And everything starts over and over again for eternity. But alas... no. Stephen Hawking is a drooling retard. I guarantee I could beat him in a round of Jeopardy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted March 28, 2007 Stephen Hawking is a drooling retard. I guarantee I could beat him in a round of Jeopardy. I'll take Quantum Physics for $2,000, Alex!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted March 28, 2007 The ladies used to call me the big bang... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,154 Posted March 28, 2007 The ladies used to call me the big bang... but now it's "single-cell"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,265 Posted March 28, 2007 This thread was supposed to provoke a facinating scientific discussion. jokes Fire was discovered, not invented. You are an idiot. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 37 Posted March 28, 2007 ~20 years ago cable TV and the remote and I happily went brain dead. And, I have scientific evidence! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted March 28, 2007 Fire was discovered, not invented. You are an idiot. HTH I was paraphrasing from a website. I thought about using the word "discovered", but early humans knew fire existed. They just didn't know how to make it or use it. So I thought "invented" was more applicable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fun Bags 0 Posted March 28, 2007 I'll take Quantum Physics for $2,000, Alex!!! But, he may be a little slow on the buzzer action... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted March 28, 2007 200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule I call bs. That show sucked ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iceblumist610 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Too bad scientists like Stephen Hawking believe the universe will expand for eternity. It would be much more instesting if it were to collapse on itself and spark the next big bang. And everything starts over and over again for eternity. But alas... no. Stephen Hawking also came up with the concept of imaginary time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted March 28, 2007 The ladies used to call me the big bang... But enough about your toilet habits..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdbrain3X 0 Posted March 28, 2007 I was paraphrasing from a website. I thought about using the word "discovered", but early humans knew fire existed. They just didn't know how to make it or use it. So I thought "invented" was more applicable. How about "harnessed" We had a Homo-Sapien in gym class in High School. Bunch of people would beat the sh it out of him in the showers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaoni 0 Posted March 28, 2007 I have two words that will prove once and for all that evolution is a lie (and good sammich fixins to boot): and Bananas Ok, three words actually... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted March 28, 2007 Here is undeniable evidence to the Big Bang and Evolution (SFW). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OFmAsjV-OQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted March 28, 2007 I was in that league and couldn't be stopped. I had King Djet Horus Djer Horus Anedjib I also drafted Tut, but the league was disbanded before he became a stud thats hilarious... was morten anderson your kicker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedanzone 2 Posted March 28, 2007 When studying this I have to disagree with your estimates. The Big Bang happened 13.7 Billion years ago. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted March 28, 2007 Stephen Hawking also came up with the concept of imaginary time. In trying to find a solution to the information paradox, Hawking once proposed "parallel universes" saying information wasn't lost because it still existed in universes without black holes. He later retracted that idea. Now I'm no astrophysicist, but parallel universes sounds a lot more like science fiction than actual science. Seems like he was just grasping at straws on that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted March 28, 2007 2 Million ya – 1st Caveman (mango salsa sales soar) Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,154 Posted March 28, 2007 In trying to find a solution to the information paradox, Hawking once proposed "parallel universes" saying information wasn't lost because it still existed in universes without black holes. He later retracted that idea. Now I got banned from the fish forum, but parallel universes sounds a lot more like science fiction than actual science. Seems like he was just grasping at straws on that one. Fixed also, "mango salsa" is a good band name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pt_mck 7 Posted March 28, 2007 also, "mango salsa" is a good band name. I just had a grilled chicken sammich with Mango Salsa for runch. It was tasty!!! If you wann get technical a caveman invented a technique to create fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 822 Posted March 28, 2007 It's amazing that it took 3 BILLION years to evolve a single celled plankton into a fish. But yet it only took 300 million years to turn that fish into huge dinosaurs roaming the Earth. And not long after that, modern man. It's like all the real work was all done in those 3 billion years, creating nervous systems and whatnot. Once that was done, evolution just took off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted March 28, 2007 15 Billion ya – Big Bang 10 Billion ya – Milky Way forms 5 Billion ya – Sun forms 4.5 Billion ya – Earth forms 3.5 Billion ya – 1st Life (cells) 1.5 Billion ya – 1st Plants 500 Million ya – 1st Vertebrates (fish) 200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule 65 Million ya – Meteor hits Mexico/ Dinosaurs extinct 20 Million ya – 1st Monkeyman 2 Million ya – 1st Caveman (fire invented) 150 Thousand ya – 1st Modern man (homo sapien) 20 Thousand ya – 1st Farming 10 Thousand ya – Ice age ends/ 1st Cities 7 Thousand ya – Wheel invented 5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt) 2 Thousand ya – Jesus of Nazareth born 1 thousand ya - tng born. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,046 Posted March 28, 2007 The ladies used to call me the big bang... Aren't you Asian? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites