Evolution Timeline of the Universe

[GobbleDog 816]

15 Billion ya – Big Bang

10 Billion ya – Milky Way forms

5 Billion ya – Sun forms

4.5 Billion ya – Earth forms

3.5 Billion ya – 1st Life (cells)

1.5 Billion ya – 1st Plants

 

500 Million ya – 1st Vertebrates (fish)

200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule

65 Million ya – Meteor hits Mexico/ Dinosaurs extinct

20 Million ya – 1st Monkeyman

2 Million ya – 1st Caveman (fire invented)

 

150 Thousand ya – 1st Modern man (homo sapien)

20 Thousand ya – 1st Farming

10 Thousand ya – Ice age ends/ 1st Cities

7 Thousand ya – Wheel invented

5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt)

2 Thousand ya – Jesus of Nazareth born

[RLLD 3,455]

:sniffs bait:

 

:keeps swimming:

[GobbleDog 816]

6 ya - GobbleDog registers at FFToday

[surferskin 30]

6 ya - GobbleDog registers at FFToday

2007 - GobbleDog is banned from the tropical fish forums.

[Cdub100 3,384]

5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt)

 

I was in that league and couldn't be stopped. I had

 

King Djet

Horus Djer

Horus Anedjib

 

I also drafted Tut, but the league was disbanded before he became a stud

[GobbleDog 816]

This thread was supposed to provoke a facinating scientific discussion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jokes

[Voltaire 4,564]

This thread was supposed to provoke a facinating scientific discussion.

jokes

 

People like to make fascinating scientific jokes about 'Homo Erectus' but it's your fault for not bring them into the discussion.

[Blitzen 0]

I think that cities are now thought to go back to further than 10000 years ago.

[frank 2,147]

 

5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt)

 

 

 

25ya - Dynasty on TV

 

 

 

200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule

 

 

 

 

They focking rule!

[KSB2424 3,083]

Thanks! This info may help me when I appear on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?"

[phillybear 364]

15 Billion ya – Big Bang

10 Billion ya – Milky Way forms

5 Billion ya – Sun forms

4.5 Billion ya – Earth forms

3.5 Billion ya – 1st Life (cells)

1.5 Billion ya – 1st Plants

 

500 Million ya – 1st Vertebrates (fish)

200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule

65 Million ya – Meteor hits Mexico/ Dinosaurs extinct

20 Million ya – 1st Monkeyman

2 Million ya – 1st Caveman (fire invented)

 

150 Thousand ya – 1st Modern man (homo sapien)

20 Thousand ya – 1st Farming

10 Thousand ya – Ice age ends/ 1st Cities

7 Thousand ya – Wheel invented

5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt)

2 Thousand ya – Jesus of Nazareth born

2 years from now - phillybear shows definitive proof that Big Bang didn't happen. Scientists go back to the drawing board grumbling.

 

Fixored.

[GobbleDog 816]

2 years from now - phillybear shows definitive proof that Big Bang didn't happen. Scientists go back to the drawing board grumbling.

 

Too bad scientists like Stephen Hawking believe the universe will expand for eternity. It would be much more instesting if it were to collapse on itself and spark the next big bang. And everything starts over and over again for eternity.

 

But alas... no.

[phillybear 364]

Too bad scientists like Stephen Hawking believe the universe will expand for eternity. It would be much more instesting if it were to collapse on itself and spark the next big bang. And everything starts over and over again for eternity.

 

But alas... no.

 

Stephen Hawking is a drooling retard. I guarantee I could beat him in a round of Jeopardy.

[GobbleDog 816]

Stephen Hawking is a drooling retard. I guarantee I could beat him in a round of Jeopardy.

 

I'll take Quantum Physics for $2,000, Alex!!!

[RicemanX 20]

The ladies used to call me the big bang...

[frank 2,147]

The ladies used to call me the big bang...

 

 

but now it's "single-cell"?

[jerryskids 5,207]

This thread was supposed to provoke a facinating scientific discussion.

jokes

Fire was discovered, not invented. You are an idiot.

 

HTH.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 37]

~20 years ago cable TV and the remote and I happily went brain dead.

 

And, I have scientific evidence!

[GobbleDog 816]

Fire was discovered, not invented. You are an idiot.

 

HTH

 

I was paraphrasing from a website. I thought about using the word "discovered", but early humans knew fire existed. They just didn't know how to make it or use it. So I thought "invented" was more applicable.

 

[Fun Bags 0]

I'll take Quantum Physics for $2,000, Alex!!!

 

But, he may be a little slow on the buzzer action...

[ZeroTolerance 582]

200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule

I call bs. That show sucked ass.

[iceblumist610 0]

Too bad scientists like Stephen Hawking believe the universe will expand for eternity. It would be much more instesting if it were to collapse on itself and spark the next big bang. And everything starts over and over again for eternity.

 

But alas... no.

 

 

Stephen Hawking also came up with the concept of imaginary time.

[lambert58 56]

The ladies used to call me the big bang...

 

 

But enough about your toilet habits.....

[birdbrain3X 0]

I was paraphrasing from a website. I thought about using the word "discovered", but early humans knew fire existed. They just didn't know how to make it or use it. So I thought "invented" was more applicable.

 

 

How about "harnessed"

 

 

We had a Homo-Sapien in gym class in High School. Bunch of people would beat the sh it out of him in the showers.

[akaoni 0]

I have two words that will prove once and for all that evolution is a lie (and good sammich fixins to boot):

 

 

and

 

Bananas

 

Ok, three words actually...

 

[redtodd 7]

Here is undeniable evidence to the Big Bang and Evolution (SFW).

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OFmAsjV-OQ

[IronToe Nedney 0]

 

 

Bananas

 

 

 

[BMoney 0]

I was in that league and couldn't be stopped. I had

 

King Djet

Horus Djer

Horus Anedjib

 

I also drafted Tut, but the league was disbanded before he became a stud

 

 

thats hilarious...

 

 

was morten anderson your kicker?

[thedanzone 2]

When studying this I have to disagree with your estimates. The Big Bang happened 13.7 Billion years ago.

 

HTH

[GobbleDog 816]

Stephen Hawking also came up with the concept of imaginary time.

In trying to find a solution to the information paradox, Hawking once proposed "parallel universes" saying information wasn't lost because it still existed in universes without black holes. He later retracted that idea.

 

Now I'm no astrophysicist, but parallel universes sounds a lot more like science fiction than actual science. Seems like he was just grasping at straws on that one.

[Toro 1]

2 Million ya – 1st Caveman (mango salsa sales soar)

 

Fixed

[frank 2,147]

In trying to find a solution to the information paradox, Hawking once proposed "parallel universes" saying information wasn't lost because it still existed in universes without black holes. He later retracted that idea.

 

Now I got banned from the fish forum, but parallel universes sounds a lot more like science fiction than actual science. Seems like he was just grasping at straws on that one.

 

 

 

Fixed

 

 

 

 

also, "mango salsa" is a good band name.

[pt_mck 7]

also, "mango salsa" is a good band name.

 

I just had a grilled chicken sammich with Mango Salsa for runch. It was tasty!!!

 

If you wann get technical a caveman invented a technique to create fire.

[GobbleDog 816]

It's amazing that it took 3 BILLION years to evolve a single celled plankton into a fish. But yet it only took 300 million years to turn that fish into huge dinosaurs roaming the Earth. And not long after that, modern man.

 

It's like all the real work was all done in those 3 billion years, creating nervous systems and whatnot. Once that was done, evolution just took off.

[zmanzzzz 1]

15 Billion ya – Big Bang

10 Billion ya – Milky Way forms

5 Billion ya – Sun forms

4.5 Billion ya – Earth forms

3.5 Billion ya – 1st Life (cells)

1.5 Billion ya – 1st Plants

 

500 Million ya – 1st Vertebrates (fish)

200 Million ya – Dinosaurs rule

65 Million ya – Meteor hits Mexico/ Dinosaurs extinct

20 Million ya – 1st Monkeyman

2 Million ya – 1st Caveman (fire invented)

 

150 Thousand ya – 1st Modern man (homo sapien)

20 Thousand ya – 1st Farming

10 Thousand ya – Ice age ends/ 1st Cities

7 Thousand ya – Wheel invented

5 Thousand ya – 1st Dynasty (Egypt)

2 Thousand ya – Jesus of Nazareth born

 

1 thousand ya - tng born.

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

The ladies used to call me the big bang...

 

 

Aren't you Asian?