Married fockers - longest you've gone without nookie?

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

[KayJay1971 238]

I just had surgery on my neck a few weeks back so I really can't have nooky, at least for a while.

[Fervid Ro 0]

TNG- You don't sound like yourself lately.

Are you sure that you did not lend your handle to a bored sanctuary prankster?

 

and my answer is one month.

[TAS 2]

If the nookie isn't happening after a few days, the wife will service me in another way. So, a few days at worst.

[Snuff 10]

and my answer is one month.

 

Was that right after Bush won re-election?

[DuckStupid 40]

Jeebus Christ, I wouldn't fock your fat ass either. Lose some weight and he might find you attractive again.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Full on intercourse? Or by any means neccesary?

 

Full on. 5 months. Baby, knee surgery, etc.

By any means neccesary? Week tops

[Big Blue 06 195]

About 6 days.

[fricker66 91]

TNG- You don't sound like yourself lately.

Are you sure that you did not lend your handle to a bored sanctuary prankster?

 

and my answer is one month.

 

WTF? Did you fock on your way to the hospital to have your kids and then fock as soon as your hoo-ha stitches healed?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

WTF? Did you fock on your way to the hospital to have your kids and then fock as soon as your hoo-ha stitches healed?

 

No, people in the torrid brood explode out of the chests of their hosts.

 

[GettnHuge 1]

WTF? Did you fock on your way to the hospital to have your kids and then fock as soon as your hoo-ha stitches healed?

 

her first baby, came out sideways. she didn't scream or nothin

[Fervid Ro 0]

WTF? Did you fock on your way to the hospital to have your kids and then fock as soon as your hoo-ha stitches healed?

if you must know I had c-sections. But I counted a blow job as sex.

[torridjoe 0]

if you must know I had c-sections. But I counted a blow job as sex.

 

Heck, I counted touching the c-section scar as sex.

[wiffleball 4,646]

But I counted a blow job as sex.

 

Oh sure, for YOU & Torrid it's "sex", but when Bill Clinton does it....

[Fervid Ro 0]

Jeebus Christ, I wouldn't fock your fat ass either. Lose some weight and he might find you attractive again.

some people consider a fat ass a plus.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

some people consider a fat ass a plus.

 

 

As in "plus size"?

 

[Fervid Ro 0]

Oh sure, for YOU & Torrid it's "sex", but when Bill Clinton does it....

In my mind Bill Clinton HAD sexual relations with that woman. and no. I will not be voting Hillary.

 

 

 

As in "plus size"?

 

as in more cush for the push.

[GettnHuge 1]

In my mind Bill Clinton HAD sexual relations with that woman. and no. I will not be voting Hillary.

 

[Fervid Ro 0]

he had sex with Monica. Damn, he had sex with everybody but Hillary. Maybe if she gave a decent blowjob, Bill would not have been such a desperate DOG.

she might have stood by her man, but she sure couldn't please him.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 37]

some people consider a fat ass a plus.

 

A myth invented by nappy headed ho's suffering from bubble butt syndrome.

 

Never more than a week when married.

[Fervid Ro 0]

A myth invented by nappy headed ho's suffering from bubble butt syndrome.

 

Never more than a week when married.

who you callin' a nappy headed ho?

 

[jerryskids 5,210]

I don't have it documented, but it can't be more than 5-6 days, with the following exclusions:

- obvious intercourse downtime after bebe births, but she serviced me plenty then.

- being away from each other.

- illness

 

[Ravens 03 0]

 

 

 

[Probably 2-weeks tops]

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 37]

who you callin' a nappy headed ho?

 

 

If the shoe XXL panties fit.............

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Maybe two weeks when we had our youngest.

[sheadtoo 1]

I'm gonna say most people should answer 14- 18years

[KayJay1971 238]

some people consider a fat ass a plus.

[TommyGavin 790]

with or without my wife ?

 

 

 

and I'll get back to you in an hour

[BMoney 0]

who you callin' a nappy headed ho?

 

 

 

he said ho..not Ro...

[BiPolarBear 476]

if you must know I had c-sections. But I counted a blow job as sex.

 

Other than that, you agree with Clinton?

[randandy 0]

ididnothavecsectionalrelationswiththatwoman

[make me mona 0]

Other than after having kids, a week. It'll be five days this week, I need me some Meph

[CurlyNight's Ghost 0]

Other than after having kids, a week. It'll be five days this week, I need me some Meth

[make me mona 0]

 

If it gets me through the next day, I'll take it!

[DuckStupid 40]

some people consider a fat ass a plus.

 

Only those that can't fock a fine ass ...