GettnHuge 2 Posted March 14, 2008 Don't get too punchy on a 1st date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,703 Posted March 14, 2008 Don't double dip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted March 14, 2008 DON'T WALK IN MY LINE ON THE GREEN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 14, 2008 I'd like to participate, but if I write one down, then it's no longer an unwritten rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thorshammer 0 Posted March 14, 2008 always wear clean underwear when going out....you dont want the firemen to see skid marks when they pull your carcass out of the car wreck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,268 Posted March 14, 2008 Dont talk to me while I am in the mens room. I am not there to talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 701 Posted March 14, 2008 Don't let 'em see you poop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 14, 2008 Dont talk to me while I am in the mens room. I am not there to talk. S'okay if we just tap feet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 827 Posted March 14, 2008 If there is grass on the infield, play ball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted March 14, 2008 S'okay if we just tap feet? Careful wiff. any of your women catch you talking like that, it's no nooky for you mister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted March 14, 2008 When I am watching a show, don't start talking, and then don't get mad when I ask you to wait until a commercial.... If you leave it on the floor, it will either be thrown away, or put into the dirty clothes basket, dependign on what it is.....if you have a problem with this, don't leave your sh!t lying around on the floor. When you find an article of clothing that is dirty, but is neatly folded in your drawer, it was the thing that was not on the floor, if its dirty...put it in the dirty clothes, dont just drop the sh!t somewhere.... Once it gets sucked into the vacuume, just try to remember the good times you had with that item,..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 701 Posted March 14, 2008 Don't forget to clear your history, cookies, and internet files before logging off for the final time. Or, just use Firefox which is in another folder titled "Virus Programs, etc", and let the wife use Internet Explorer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 14, 2008 Don't let 'em see you poop. no sh|t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted March 14, 2008 DON'T WALK IN MY LINE ON THE GREEN! Its not like nobody has ever walked there before... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 14, 2008 Don't split the stream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 14, 2008 Allrighty: My expertise - a whole sub-category: Bars The space between barstools is there for a reason - It is NOT an SRO spot for you to hang out at. Never play more than half a dozen songs at a time. If you want to listen to the entire AbbA collection, to it at home. If a bartender/waitress gives you change that includes coins, it is permissiable to leave them. That's the only time it's permissable to include coinage in a tip. If it's a busy Fri/Sat night, don't order a focking Bloody Mary or any other faggoty drink with more than 3 ingredients. 99 out of a 100 times, the bar did NOT pad your tab. You're drunk. The other 1%? You're screwed. Don't come back. You don't need to hear the play by play for a baseball game. Want to hear it? Go home. If you're in a sportsbar and your game is on at 9 different TV's, DON'T ask the bartender to switch the game a tv near you. MOVE. If you walk into a sports bar looking to see the big game & you don't see it: Wait 2 focking minutes for the commercials to end before asking: "Can you turn it to the {big} game?" No shiit assmunch, what do you think the rest of the people are doing here? If you're in a sportsbar and you're clapping 5 minutes after everyone else stopped. Stop. They can't hear you, we can - and it's focking annoying. And finally: If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink. Buy a six-pack and go home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cortezthekiller303 0 Posted March 14, 2008 When playing softball, dont talk about how good you were at baseball back in the day. No one gives a sh1t, and anyone can be good at softball; it requires a scintilla of the talent that baseball does. I hate that sh1t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 14, 2008 Careful wiff. any of your women catch you talking like that, it's no nooky for you mister. Hell, it's been so long, I'm thinking of bringing my tap shoes to the airport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted March 14, 2008 If your bring your whowahh out to the club dressed like a stripper, i am going to look, take it as a focking compliment or leave her at home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted March 14, 2008 Its not like nobody has ever walked there before... I know, isn't that funny. I personally don't give a crap, but it's hilarious how righteous some golfers can be. as if the people in front of you didn't walk all over the green? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,898 Posted March 14, 2008 Hell, it's been so long, I'm thinking of bringing my tap shoes to the airport. tappy tappy tap. remember to reach behind your toilet to pick up a loose piece of paper too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 196 Posted March 14, 2008 When at the urinal, eyes straight ahead and no talking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 14, 2008 Allrighty: My expertise - a whole sub-category: Bars The space between barstools is there for a reason - It is NOT an SRO spot for you to hang out at. Never play more than half a dozen songs at a time. If you want to listen to the entire AbbA collection, to it at home. If a bartender/waitress gives you change that includes coins, it is permissiable to leave them. That's the only time it's permissable to include coinage in a tip. If it's a busy Fri/Sat night, don't order a focking Bloody Mary or any other faggoty drink with more than 3 ingredients. 99 out of a 100 times, the bar did NOT pad your tab. You're drunk. The other 1%? You're screwed. Don't come back. You don't need to hear the play by play for a baseball game. Want to hear it? Go home. If you're in a sportsbar and your game is on at 9 different TV's, DON'T ask the bartender to switch the game a tv near you. MOVE. If you walk into a sports bar looking to see the big game & you don't see it: Wait 2 focking minutes for the commercials to end before asking: "Can you turn it to the {big} game?" No shiit assmunch, what do you think the rest of the people are doing here? If you're in a sportsbar and you're clapping 5 minutes after everyone else stopped. Stop. They can't hear you, we can - and it's focking annoying. And finally: If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink. Buy a six-pack and go home. 11. If you spend your life at a bar, you are a FAIL!*@ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 14, 2008 11. If you spend your life at a bar, you are a FAIL!*@ Agreed. Haven't been out since - damn. Last Friday. Too old, too expensive. But I'm damn sure getting my drink on tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 865 Posted March 14, 2008 "You finish the Joe...you make some mo' " "Don't bring that weak assed stuff up in this humpty-bumpty" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,268 Posted March 14, 2008 If there are 2 open urinals you take the one that is NOT right next to me. If you do take the one right next to me you are under automatic homo-Suspicion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 196 Posted March 14, 2008 If there are 2 open urinals you take the one that is NOT right next to me. If you do take the one right next to me you are under automatic homo-Suspicion, and I am within my rights to piss on your shoes. Fixored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thorshammer 0 Posted March 14, 2008 "never cross the streams, that would be really bad." (circa late 80's) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 14, 2008 If there are 900 parking spaces and the lot is deserted, DON'T park right next to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,268 Posted March 14, 2008 Fixored. Not only fixored but made better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 14, 2008 bros before hoes unless you got one, then it's hoes before bros and your loser friends can shove it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted March 14, 2008 One seat buffer between you and your buddies at the movie theatre What happens in Vegas...this is just too ghey to finish Always double down on 11 baby, always Dont ever touch my fockin fries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted March 14, 2008 One seat buffer between you and your buddies at the movie theatre I dun care if you have a 5 seat buffer, you went to the movies with your ghey buddies. Unless it's a scifi movie then you're dorks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted March 14, 2008 I dun care if you have a 5 seat buffer, you went to the movies with your ghey buddies.Unless it's a scifi movie then you're dorks. Yes, because going to watch Jar Jar Biggs with your buddies is WAY cooler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 14, 2008 There is supposedly some unwritten rule about wearing team jerseys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted March 14, 2008 Never wear the shirt of the band you are going to see.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,341 Posted March 14, 2008 Never wear the shirt of the band you are going to see.... ...but...then how will people know you like that band? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 745 Posted March 14, 2008 Never wear the shirt of the band you are going to see.... Don't be that guy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted March 14, 2008 Don't be that guy... PCU....tied for best evah with Office Space.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 360 Posted March 14, 2008 If you leave it on the floor, it will either be thrown away, or put into the dirty clothes basket, dependign on what it is.....if you have a problem with this, don't leave your sh!t lying around on the floor. When you find an article of clothing that is dirty, but is neatly folded in your drawer, it was the thing that was not on the floor, if its dirty...put it in the dirty clothes, dont just drop the sh!t somewhere.... Arnold Schwarzenegger threw his kids clothes in the fireplace because they left them lying around one too many times. His daughter shared that on Oprah. Makes me wonder about him, the way he looks/acts + being controlling with a temper...evilness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
