Unwritten rules?

[edjr 6,898]

If you've won 3 out of the last 6 Super Bowls., you're not allowed to do the things all the other teams are doing and video tape the other team.

[GettnHuge 2]

40 is the new 20

[RLLD 4,275]

Arnold Schwarzenegger threw his kids clothes in the fireplace because they left them lying around one too many times. His daughter shared that on Oprah. Makes me wonder about him, the way he looks/acts + being controlling with a temper...evilness.

 

I am not saying I agree with what he did in any way.......but I understand.....

[Cruzer 1,996]

if you want to arrive ON TIME with your date/wife somewhere - tell her it starts 40 minutes earlier than it does.

[cbfalcon 827]

Even bad head is good enough head.

[GettnHuge 2]

Even bad head is good enough head.

 

teef poke

[Cruzer 1,996]

if you take a buddy to a game - the turd getting a free ticket should offer to buy some/a/the beer.

[edjr 6,898]

if you take a buddy to a game - the turd getting a free ticket should offer to pay for all your drinks that evening.

 

 

[GettnHuge 2]

if you take a buddy to a game - the turd getting a free ticket should offer to buy some/a/the beer.

 

 

If you're the one asking him out on the date, don't expect fitty fitty and beyotch.

[gocolts 300]

Arnold Schwarzenegger threw his kids clothes in the fireplace because they left them lying around one too many times. His daughter shared that on Oprah. Makes me wonder about him, the way he looks/acts + being controlling with a temper...evilness.

While I don't like how Arnie is running California, I don't think this makes him evil. I bet his daughter learned her lesson without him even laying a finger on her.

[edjr 6,898]

While I don't like how Arnie is running California, I don't think this makes him evil. I bet his daughter learned her lesson without him even laying a finger on her.

 

What he should have done was left her a voice mail calling her a fat pig

[naomi 360]

While I don't like how Arnie is running California, I don't think this makes him evil. I bet his daughter learned her lesson without him even laying a finger on her.

I haven't seriously decided he's evil. When you have a lot of money, losing some clothes is no big deal, but when I see him the dramatic image of him throwing his childrens' clothes into fire comes to mind, gives me some pause.

[GettnHuge 2]

I haven't seriously decided he's evil. When you have a lot of money, losing some clothes is no big deal, but when I see him the dramatic image of him throwing his childrens' clothes into fire comes to mind, gives me some pause.

 

Ppl cheer when he kills hunnerts of people in a movie. The more painful and sickening, the better.

 

 

Need a light?

Nooooooooooo!

--==FFWWOOOOOMMMMMM==--

[remote controller 143]

If a women doesn't wear a bra, men are suppose look.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

When you let someone jump in front of you in traffic, they should wave a 'Thank You'.

 

[remote controller 143]

When you let someone jump in front of you in traffic, they should wave a 'Thank You'.

 

If you flash your t!ts they will!

[BlackClouds 24]

No smoking in my truck you filthy ass cuntgina.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

No smoking in my truck you filthy ass cuntgina.

 

Who's Gina?

 

You haven't told me this story....?

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

In the office, it's not really right to set the A/C to 'way too cold' in order to suit one's

own personal comfort, without taking into consideration that there are several other

people who have to work in that same icy environment!

 

[remote controller 143]

In the office, it's not really right to set the A/C to 'way too cold' in order to suit one's

own personal comfort, without taking into consideration that there are several other

people who have to work in that same icy environment!

 

Continue.................

[GettnHuge 2]

In the office, it's not really right to set the A/C to 'way too cold' in order to suit one's

own personal comfort, without taking into consideration that there are several other

people who have to work in that same icy environment!

 

 

You keep tearing holes in your shirts, huh?

 

HTH

[Toro 3]

If your woman gets loose with another man, check your woman - not him.

 

He doesn't owe you sh*t.

[Big Blue 06 196]

If your woman gets loose with another man, check your woman - not him.

 

He doesn't owe you sh*t.

 

Word. Also, I'd probably just beat both of em.

[Yer mom 2]

Word. Also, I'd probably just beat both of em.

 

I think we need to take it a step further, dont you?

 

-Orenthal James

[Me_2006 14]

Don't just bum something because someone has a lot of them (chewing gum, french fries, etc).

 

Never date a girl your friend has dated.

 

You pay on the first date, and should on every date thereafter, assuming it's a coed thing (otherwise don't call them dates.)

 

If you and a friend are going out, don't ask to borrow some of his cologne.

 

Always give her some "heads" up when you're close. The rest is her call.

 

Don't borrow a pencil or some other object and return it with no lead, a tiny eraser, or some other trait that makes it basically useless to them now.

 

 

I'll add more later.

[Flashover 0]

Shake it up to 3 times, anything more and you're playing with yourself.

[TommyGavin 790]

I wont cvm in yer mouf

[GettnHuge 2]

When you're trying to bed a new wimmen for the 1st time, always have unopened boxes of comdums so it doesn't

look like you're focking half the neighborhood. Or hell, put a drop of glue to close the box like new. After that, you

can use up all the open ones and remind her she's the only one.

 

hth

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Don't drink the bong water.

[phillybear 366]

Don't just bum something because someone has a lot of them (chewing gum, french fries, etc).

 

Never date a girl your friend has dated.

 

You pay on the first date, and should on every date thereafter, assuming it's a coed thing (otherwise don't call them dates.)

 

If you and a friend are going out, don't ask to borrow some of his cologne.

 

Always give her some "heads" up when you're close. The rest is her call.

 

Don't borrow a pencil or some other object and return it with no lead, a tiny eraser, or some other trait that makes it basically useless to them now.

I'll add more later.

 

I read these a couple of times, and I still can't figure out what the fock they mean.

 

I can understand GF posts. I can't understand this.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

I read these a couple of times, and I still can't figure out what the fock they mean.

 

I can understand GF posts. I can't understand this.

 

It would help if you were 17.

[Me_2006 14]

It would help if you were 17. sober.

There we go.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,596]

On 3/14/2008 at 2:02 PM, RLLD said:

Never wear the shirt of the band you are going to see....

 Never wear a shirt to school you bought at a concert the night before 

[WhiteWonder 2,923]

don't cross swords

[MikeMatt 369]

On 3/14/2008 at 1:37 PM, GettnHuge said:

bros before hoes

 

unless you got one, then it's hoes before bros and your loser friends can shove it

Ironically he chose the Hoe.