TommyGavin 790 Posted May 6, 2008 best one gets pinned. GO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted May 6, 2008 "I love to suck cack." no one else has said anything. I win by default. Let's get that sig up, buddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,265 Posted May 6, 2008 There is no personal problem that can not be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,626 Posted May 6, 2008 I like to go to the park to watch kids run, play, scream.................................................................. They dont know i am only using blanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,338 Posted May 6, 2008 It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted May 6, 2008 It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky. That's my focking ringtone for when "tricks" call. I met this little girly, her hair was kind of curly...went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave her early. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,050 Posted May 6, 2008 Whaddya lose? I need some context here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,062 Posted May 6, 2008 My suggestion: Someone write me a sig line. I am not clever enough. Be nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisanthropicAnthropoid 0 Posted May 6, 2008 Being in one place and having your heart elsewhere is usually fatal for anyone but a poet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted May 6, 2008 TommyGavin... A name I should remember because he probably posted something at some point in time that was interesting or otherwise informative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted May 6, 2008 TommyGavin... A name I should remember because he probably posted something at some point in time that was interesting or otherwise informative. or probably not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 6, 2008 I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted May 6, 2008 Whaddya lose? I need some context here. nothing - I am bored of the one I have from HBO's John Adams and I am not clever enough for something funny and I know you fuckkers can come up with something better. Get to it JK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted May 6, 2008 or probably not Yeah, good call. You probably want to nix that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,050 Posted May 6, 2008 nothing - I am bored of the one I have from HBO's John Adams and I am not clever enough for something funny and I know you fuckkers can come up with something better. Get to it JK mkay... I'm heading out soon but here is a starter: "I drink myself into comas and completely disrespect my family. If you do the opposite of me, you are probably doing well." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted May 6, 2008 To the tune of Sir mix a lot : I like big Kats and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 495 Posted May 6, 2008 ...nothing to see here; move along. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted May 6, 2008 How about you blow me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted May 6, 2008 How about you blow me? Isn't that Jerryskids job? You know...Being the new pledge and all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,265 Posted May 6, 2008 To the tune of Sir mix a lot : I like big Kats and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny Fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted May 6, 2008 Fixed. It's been awhile, good job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted May 6, 2008 It's been awhile, good job Get the Cat crapp outta my thread..... Couple of good ones so far .................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronToe Nedney 0 Posted May 6, 2008 Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
footballpowers 0 Posted May 6, 2008 If you come upon a big accident like a plane crash, I think it would be funny to lie down and wait until the paramedics come, and then get up dusting yourself off, and say "Man, what was THAT?" --Jack Handey "I don't want relationships, just relations." "If sometimes you feel yourself little, useless, offended and depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm out of hundreds of millions." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 864 Posted May 6, 2008 I knew it was bad when they offered me Mickey Mantle or David Crosby's old livers as replacements for my own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,172 Posted May 6, 2008 <insert clever sig line here> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 314 Posted May 6, 2008 BEER - The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. After all these years of wild parties, late nights and hordes of women, I still don't need glasses. I drink it straight from the bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,172 Posted May 6, 2008 1. Beauty is only a lightswitch away.......... 2. Food makes me sick! 3. I fock like I fish, tag and release. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted May 6, 2008 Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted May 7, 2008 Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey Winnah as you can see below Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted May 7, 2008 If you come upon a big accident like a plane crash, I think it would be funny to lie down and wait until the paramedics come, and then get up dusting yourself off, and say "Man, what was THAT?" close consideration - second place - thanks for playing !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,581 Posted 15 hours ago Quitting My Demons For 1% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 344 Posted 14 hours ago On 5/5/2008 at 11:31 PM, jerryskids said: mkay... I'm heading out soon but here is a starter: "I drink myself into comas and completely disrespect my family. If you do the opposite of me, you are probably doing well." WTF ‘Skids !!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,050 Posted 13 hours ago 43 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: WTF ‘Skids !!!!!!! Dang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,748 Posted 13 hours ago Rehab’s for quitters! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
