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What if he was whining over a home loan? Would it be acceptable then? :rolleyes:

 

Only if he didn't sell a home for a completely bullsh!t price, anyone who avoided the moral hazard has every right to complain; its just those who participated who need to suffer and STFU :thumbsdown:

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I do Velma from Scooby Doo (not the hot-movie version, that's too easy, I do the geeky/frumpy cartoon version).

 

 

I do the fat one from the Facts of Life (but Blair has to watch, I guarantee she's a self-toucher)

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Joy Behar - http://www.warnertheatre.org/images/Joybeharweb_000.jpg - She's an old hag, but it's something about her that gets me a little moist.

 

Whoopi Goldberg - http://www.biography.com/images/database_i...erg_whoopie.jpg - Yeah, I know. But she's got shapely legs and a nice derriere.

 

Seriously man, those may be the two most unattractive women on the focking planet. You gotta be kidding.

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Seriously man, those may be the two most unattractive women on the focking planet. You gotta be kidding.

Yeah, there's thinking outside the box, but I'm not even sure those two have a box.

 

I would do Joan Cusack.

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Only if he didn't sell a home for a completely bullsh!t price, anyone who avoided the moral hazard has every right to complain; its just those who participated who need to suffer and STFU :thumbsdown:

 

Did you stop buying gas when it was $4.75 a gallon?

just curious

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Yeah, there's thinking outside the box, but I'm not even sure those two have a box.

 

I would do Joan Cusack.

I liked her in My Blue Heaven. (at least I think it was her :thumbsdown: )

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Yeah, there's thinking outside the box, but I'm not even sure those two have a box.

 

Whoopi is in the category of Anne Ramsey (Goonies) and Kathy Bates.

 

undoable.

all of them.

I would be physically ill and incapable of performing.

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Did you stop buying gas when it was $4.75 a gallon?

just curious

:thumbsdown:

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Did you stop buying gas when it was $4.75 a gallon?

just curious

 

We were referring to housing, which is of course a completely different market and macroeconomic function, but I have seen this dicto simpliciter used in much the same way.

 

Perhaps a better question, based on my assertion would be whether I sold gas and thusly contributed to ITS market destruction through my own unmitigated greed and lack of adherence to market discipline.

 

Perhaps one should also stop buying milk when it gets very expensive, again, another market entirely, so making the correlation is a logical error, but still....one cannot make the correlation.

 

Next, people tend to try the stock's suggestion, then fall short when they realize that stocks are fungible whereas homes are not.

 

You can certainly argue the point where the markets are similar, but trying to strawman the discussion is a little weak.

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Because he knows you like the attention. hth

 

 

and havent been able to take a joke since the spring of 2006...

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Seriously man, those may be the two most unattractive women on the focking planet. You gotta be kidding.

C'mon dude, live a little. The late, great comedian Robin Harris said it best:

 

"When you fock an ugly woman, you know you have been focked to the highest of fockstivity."

 

I used to screw an ugly woman when I was in college. She ran track and had the body of a Greek Goddess. And she screwed my focking brains out. I couldn't get enough. But I digress....

 

Sure, Joy and Whoopi look like sandpaper in the face, but man, I don't know...it's something about both of 'em....especially Joy..... :thumbsup: Oh my...

 

:overhead:

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We were referring to housing, which is of course a completely different market and macroeconomic function, but I have seen this dicto simpliciter used in much the same way.

 

Perhaps a better question, based on my assertion would be whether I sold gas and thusly contributed to ITS market destruction through my own unmitigated greed and lack of adherence to market discipline.

 

Perhaps one should also stop buying milk when it gets very expensive, again, another market entirely, so making the correlation is a logical error, but still....one cannot make the correlation.

 

Next, people tend to try the stock's suggestion, then fall short when they realize that stocks are fungible whereas homes are not.

 

You can certainly argue the point where the markets are similar, but trying to strawman the discussion is a little weak.

All I was wondering was if you stopped buying gas when it was $4.75 a gallon. :thumbsup:

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celeb - Sarah Palin

 

from here - add1ct - she would likey be wild in bed and has a nice set o cans. :dunno: :rolleyes:

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from here - add1ct - she would likey be wild in bed and has a nice set o cans. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

HEY!!!

:wave:

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You prefer frigid and flat chested? :music_guitarred:

 

I certainly do. Just stuff a broad in a freezer for a few days. Unfortunately, the claw marks on the inside of the door depreciate the resale value of the appliance.

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I certainly do. Just stuff a broad in a freezer for a few days. Unfortunately, the claw marks on the inside of the door depreciate the resale value of the appliance.

:music_guitarred:

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Your mom

Selma Blair

Julia Styles

 

Id pay top dollar:

 

Bea Arthur

Cloris Leachman

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Stephan Jenkins

I go home to the coast. it starts to rain, I paddle out on the water alone,

Taste the salt and taste the pain. Im not thinking of you again,

Summer dies and swells rise, the sun goes down in my eyes, see this rolling wave, darkly coming to take me, home,

And I never been so alone, and Ive never been so alive.

Simple but interesting lyricist, based on most of what he writes I'd like to talk to him, hot in an odd way. Will over look his SF liberalness.

 

Had something for Sean Penn for the longest time, but I just looked at him and don't anymore :mellow:

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Had something for Sean Penn for the longest time, but I just looked at him and don't anymore :mellow:

 

He was in a hurry at Barbary Coast to get through the Casino without anyone noticing him and slammed into me by accident, then maddogged me, I was like "what bro?" I was wishing a motherfocker would, I would've kindly taken the beating and stacked the account.

 

He seems like a doosh anyway :dunno:

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Part of this is from my memory of when she was smoking, and she certainly hasn't aged that well (I think it was the drugs), but I'd still bang Shannen Doherty like there was no tomorrow :mellow:

I saw this interview a while ago and thought she has aged really well. Shannon Doherty on Rachel Ray

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He was in a hurry at Barbary Coast to get through the Casino without anyone noticing him and slammed into me by accident, then maddogged me, I was like "what bro?" I was wishing a motherfocker would, I would've kindly taken the beating and stacked the account.

 

He seems like a doosh anyway :mellow:

:dunno:

 

eta: thought you were talking about Jenkins. Thought...he doesn't sound like a doosh. Sean Penn...I can see that :D

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But ill still give you Clive Owen, id bang him if I were a broad :mellow:

Yeah still like him, think it's his eyes. A lot of women find him straight out attractive.

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Yeah still like him, think it's his eyes. A lot of women find him straight out attractive.

 

Its the accent, I might start faking one to keep the pimpin strong :mellow:

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I saw this interview a while ago and thought she has aged really well. Shannon Doherty on Rachel Ray

 

Oh, she's not unattractive by any means. I also think she looks better in that interview then what I remember seeing of her in recent years. But I think you can kind of "see" the excessive partying she's done when you look at her.

 

Take a look at this interview with one of her former co-stars from 90210:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq56K4yxnyo

 

Which would you say aged better?

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Seriously man, those may be the two most unattractive women on the focking planet. You gotta be kidding.

 

Acreed. When I clicked on those links, I think I made the same face as the guy at the end of the Seinfeld episode who goes to steal Jerry's car when it's possessed by the stink.

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Oh, she's not unattractive by any means. I also think she looks better in that interview then what I remember seeing of her in recent years. But I think you can kind of "see" the excessive partying she's done when you look at her.

 

Take a look at this interview with one of her former co-stars from 90210:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq56K4yxnyo

 

Which would you say aged better?

Hard call to make, depends on what they both look like without makeup. I couldn't find a good pic of Doherty without it, but did find this one of Garth. And with make-up up close. Both still look relatively good, but if I had to look like either I'd go with Shannon.

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ellen, if she werent hitting from the other side of the plate.....

 

maybe the housemaid from 2 and a half men....but theres too much cushion to get through..she might only feel 2 and a half inches.....

 

i hate her..but id straighten out greta van susterans mouf.... :pointstosky:

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I do Velma from Scooby Doo (not the hot-movie version, that's too easy, I do the geeky/frumpy cartoon version).

 

 

pull out and yell zoinks! :pointstosky: another mystery solved....

 

 

id run the train on Dora the Whora..or whatever her name is.... Dora the ex-whora :thumbsup:

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always had a thing for laura dern

 

Good One............

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I do kozmiq's grandfather's girlfriend.

rich, botox, fake cans, and 70.

 

I do it just to pretend I'm 81 and still tappin' asses.

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Slaughter was pretty kick ass back in the day :pointstosky:

 

Slaughter was FAR from kick asss. I dont even think you know what kick asss was if you say Slaughter was kick asss.

 

 

Countdown to Bea Arthur ............................

 

ETA - Too Late

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Slaughter was FAR from kick asss. I dont even think you know what kick asss was if you say Slaughter was kick asss.

 

 

Countdown to Bea Arthur ............................

 

ETA - Too Late

 

Incredible vocal range and some pretty good songs. They fit into the hair metal genre perfect.

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