Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 27, 2009 http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/104387...crash?GT1=39002 Updated: November 27, 2009, 2:56 PM EST 4 commentsORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car wreck in Florida. The Florida Highway Patrol says the PGA star hit a fire hydrant and a tree as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle. Woods was taken to Health Central Hospital. His condition was not immediately known, though the news release said his injuries were serious. The highway patrol says the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,594 Posted November 27, 2009 Focking Drunk!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,681 Posted November 27, 2009 I got dibs on his wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 27, 2009 Focking Drunk!!! The highway patrol says the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,681 Posted November 27, 2009 Maybe his wife threw a bunch of water in the driveway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 27, 2009 Rumors are circling that Phil Mickelson was seen with a golf club running from the scene. Woods was then yelling, "Why me? Why me?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted November 27, 2009 The thread title should have read... Fire Hydrant > Woods Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,681 Posted November 27, 2009 If the golf glove does not fit, You must acquit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 27, 2009 The thread title should have read...Fire Hydrant > Woods BTW - CNN has the mayor of Windermere on the line and he indicated that Woods has been released from the hospital. He had facial lacerations and that it was just a car accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted November 27, 2009 Woods and his focking drama. Anything for a headline. My a$$ it was not alcohol related. Dude was just running up to the store @2:30 in the morning for some milk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 27, 2009 Woods and his focking drama. Anything for a headline. My a$$ it was not alcohol related. Dude was just running up to the store @2:30 in the morning for some milk? He has a new baby. He could have been going to the store for some medication for the kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted November 27, 2009 His driving has been off all year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 27, 2009 His driving has been off all year. Nice one. This time, his drive went into the trees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 723 Posted November 27, 2009 His driving has been off all year. It's not the first time he's hit a tree this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted November 27, 2009 He has a new baby. He could have been going to the store for some medication for the kid. Then he drills a hydrant and a tree...gotcha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 40 Posted November 27, 2009 I thought he had people to wreck cars for him. Lucky he wasn't on his yacht at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted November 27, 2009 Woods and his focking drama. Anything for a headline. My a$$ it was not alcohol related. Dude was just running up to the store @2:30 in the morning for some milk? So, he'll go 0-4 in next year's majors, too, but his worshippers will tell you how great a year he had considering "the accident". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted November 27, 2009 So, he'll go 0-4 in next year's majors, too, but his worshippers will tell you how great a year he had considering "the accident". He is aiming for comeback player of the year after his near death experience with the hydrant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buffalobillsffl2003 0 Posted November 27, 2009 Is he dead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted November 27, 2009 He should have used a different driver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 27, 2009 Police say Elin used a golf club to smash out the window and get him out of the escalade. sounds like a jim brown story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted November 28, 2009 not the first errant drive for tiger in 09....i bet he bitched at the neighbors motion detector light when it flashed in his eyes as he was driving to pick up his steroids... if he doesnt make it through the night...party at jack nicklaus's house.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted November 28, 2009 Is he dead? tiger, just do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,846 Posted November 28, 2009 His driving has been off all year. Quality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,374 Posted November 28, 2009 Isn't he supposed to be driving a Buick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 28, 2009 This could get juicy. http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/104387...crash?GT1=39002 A local police chief told The Associated Press that Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash out the back window and help get the golfer out of the car. Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The AP that officers found Woods lying in the street with his wife hovering over him.... This has been an eventful holiday week for Woods. Earlier this week, a story in the tabloid National Enquirer alleged that Woods has had an ongoing romantic relationship with a New York woman named Rachel Uchitel. The Enquirer report alleged that the pair had had trysts in New York, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and Australia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted November 28, 2009 not the first errant drive for tiger in 09....i bet he bitched at the neighbors motion detector light when it flashed in his eyes as he was driving to pick up his steroids...if he doesnt make it through the night...party at jack nicklaus's house.... He threw the cigarette lighter, floor mat, cup holder, and ash tray. But all is forgiven...for he is Tiger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted November 28, 2009 phillybear was right about the tards and fire hydrants I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 28, 2009 check out this pic http://www.breitbart.com/image.php?id=app-...le_id=D9C883T80 The fuggin hydrant is like 2 feet from his drive! I was figurin it was out of the way, but I can see someone hitting that if it's dark and they're in a hurry. course all those zimas prolly didn't help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,846 Posted November 28, 2009 This could get juicy. http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/104387...crash?GT1=39002 Hmm... so we are supposed to believe that Tiger hit a tree, and the airbags didn't even go off, and then Elin went Pujols on the back windshield to "rescue" him? Methinks we have a "sequence of events" dilemma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted November 28, 2009 Hmm... so we are supposed to believe that Tiger hit a tree, and the airbags didn't even go off, and then Elin went Pujols on the back windshield to "rescue" him? Methinks we have a "sequence of events" dilemma. again, jim brown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,846 Posted November 28, 2009 again, jim brown Sorry, I didn't see your post, and I don't recall the story. Fill me in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buffalobillsffl2003 0 Posted November 28, 2009 tiger, just do it Long Duck Dong... I take grammpa's buick and hit fire hydrant... AUTOMOBILE??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,461 Posted November 28, 2009 His wife tried to kill him too! With an iron! A four iron! You wait and see ######! He was driving to get away from her. She was trying to kell his arse! He was trying to escape her! Life is better knowing that TW is in the same boat as me!!!!!! She want's him dEAD! She used a six iron and tried to kill him! "Bashed the wimdow in to rescue Tiger!" Why was he driving like a nut leaving his driveway? His wife was attacking him, that's why!!!! It will all come out in the day's to come! Rock Out With Your ###### Out Bitches!!!!" Farking ares hole!!!!!!!!! Blondes kill without ######! She wanted him dead! Love it!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,322 Posted November 28, 2009 Seriously hurt pulling out of his driveway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 3,121 Posted November 28, 2009 This one is pretty easy, pure speculation on my part of course.. Dude got caught cheating on the woman, arguement insued. Tiger said fukit I gottta get outta the house for while, supermodel wife tosses first thing she can grab in the garage at the whip (golf club of course). It scares the sh!t outta Tiger and he loses control of the ride and starts hitting anything in his path. We've all seen it a million times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 28, 2009 This one is pretty easy, pure speculation on my part of course.. Dude got caught cheating on the woman, arguement insued. Tiger said fukit I gottta get outta the house for while, supermodel wife tosses first thing she can grab in the garage at the whip (golf club of course). It scares the sh!t outta Tiger and he loses control of the ride and starts hitting anything in his path. We've all seen it a million times. Close. The speculation from TMZ is that she was p!ssed about the alleged girlfriend went after him with a golf club. Smashed out the back window as he was driving away. No seatbelt on (no time). He stopped to see if he was out of her line of fire (or getting a gun BunnyBastards?), thinks he has stopped but really hasn't. Hits fire hydrant goes into tree. Cops show up as she was standing over him (finishing him off?). Definitely going to be a juicy one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted November 28, 2009 This one is pretty easy, pure speculation on my part of course.. Dude got caught cheating on the woman, arguement insued. Tiger said fukit I gottta get outta the house for while, supermodel wife tosses first thing she can grab in the garage at the whip (golf club of course). It scares the sh!t outta Tiger and he loses control of the ride and starts hitting anything in his path. We've all seen it a million times. This isn't like you normal neighborhood house. I bet it wasn't just a casual stroll to the street and fire hydrant. For her to be standing over him with a golf club in the street, and be strong enoug to lift him out of the back window over 2 rows of seats, is quite amazing!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted November 28, 2009 Tuned into ESPN this morning to see what they had to say, but surprisingly (sarcasm) they are still reporting the 'car accident' story. When they are finally forced to acknowledge the true story, this is going to be horribly painful to report imperfections for an ESPN-God like Tiger. As much as they would love to put a studio on the man's ass so that they'd never have to leave it, ESPN is eventually going to have to bite teh bullet and report the truth here. This is GREAT TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 28, 2009 Tuned into ESPN this morning to see what they had to say, but surprisingly (sarcasm) they are still reporting the 'car accident' story. When they are finally forced to acknowledge the true story, this is going to be horribly painful to report imperfections for an ESPN-God like Tiger. As much as they would love to put a studio on the man's ass so that they'd never have to leave it, ESPN is eventually going to have to bite teh bullet and report the truth here. This is GREAT TV. ... and clearly you know the "true story". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites