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http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/104387...crash?GT1=39002

 

Updated: November 27, 2009, 2:56 PM EST 4 comments

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car wreck in Florida.

 

The Florida Highway Patrol says the PGA star hit a fire hydrant and a tree as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle.

Woods was taken to Health Central Hospital. His condition was not immediately known, though the news release said his injuries were serious.

 

The highway patrol says the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

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Focking Drunk!!!

 

 

The highway patrol says the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

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The thread title should have read...

 

 

Fire Hydrant > Woods

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The thread title should have read...

Fire Hydrant > Woods

 

:headbanger:

 

BTW - CNN has the mayor of Windermere on the line and he indicated that Woods has been released from the hospital. He had facial lacerations and that it was just a car accident.

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Woods and his focking drama. Anything for a headline.

 

My a$$ it was not alcohol related. Dude was just running up to the store @2:30 in the morning for some milk?

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Woods and his focking drama. Anything for a headline.

 

My a$$ it was not alcohol related. Dude was just running up to the store @2:30 in the morning for some milk?

He has a new baby. He could have been going to the store for some medication for the kid. :headbanger:

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His driving has been off all year.

 

It's not the first time he's hit a tree this year.

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He has a new baby. He could have been going to the store for some medication for the kid. :headbanger:

Then he drills a hydrant and a tree...gotcha.

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Woods and his focking drama. Anything for a headline.

 

My a$$ it was not alcohol related. Dude was just running up to the store @2:30 in the morning for some milk?

So, he'll go 0-4 in next year's majors, too, but his worshippers will tell you how great a year he had considering "the accident".

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So, he'll go 0-4 in next year's majors, too, but his worshippers will tell you how great a year he had considering "the accident".

He is aiming for comeback player of the year after his near death experience with the hydrant.

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Police say Elin used a golf club to smash out the window and get him out of the escalade.

sounds like a jim brown story

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not the first errant drive for tiger in 09....i bet he bitched at the neighbors motion detector light when it flashed in his eyes as he was driving to pick up his steroids...

 

 

if he doesnt make it through the night...party at jack nicklaus's house....

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Is he dead?

 

:lol:

 

 

tiger, just do it :overhead:

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His driving has been off all year.

:lol:

 

Quality.

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This could get juicy.

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/104387...crash?GT1=39002

 

A local police chief told The Associated Press that Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash out the back window and help get the golfer out of the car. Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The AP that officers found Woods lying in the street with his wife hovering over him.

...

 

This has been an eventful holiday week for Woods. Earlier this week, a story in the tabloid National Enquirer alleged that Woods has had an ongoing romantic relationship with a New York woman named Rachel Uchitel. The Enquirer report alleged that the pair had had trysts in New York, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and Australia.

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not the first errant drive for tiger in 09....i bet he bitched at the neighbors motion detector light when it flashed in his eyes as he was driving to pick up his steroids...

if he doesnt make it through the night...party at jack nicklaus's house....

He threw the cigarette lighter, floor mat, cup holder, and ash tray. But all is forgiven...for he is Tiger.

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Hmm... so we are supposed to believe that Tiger hit a tree, and the airbags didn't even go off, and then Elin went Pujols on the back windshield to "rescue" him? Methinks we have a "sequence of events" dilemma. :o

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Hmm... so we are supposed to believe that Tiger hit a tree, and the airbags didn't even go off, and then Elin went Pujols on the back windshield to "rescue" him? Methinks we have a "sequence of events" dilemma. :o

 

again, jim brown

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again, jim brown

Sorry, I didn't see your post, and I don't recall the story. Fill me in?

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His wife tried to kill him too! With an iron! A four iron! You wait and see ######! He was driving to get away from her. She was trying to kell his arse! He was trying to escape her! Life is better knowing that TW is in the same boat as me!!!!!! She want's him dEAD! She used a six iron and tried to kill him! "Bashed the wimdow in to rescue Tiger!" Why was he driving like a nut leaving his driveway? His wife was attacking him, that's why!!!! It will all come out in the day's to come! Rock Out With Your ###### Out Bitches!!!!" Farking ares hole!!!!!!!!! Blondes kill without ######! She wanted him dead! Love it!!!!!!

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Seriously hurt pulling out of his driveway? :thumbsdown:

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This one is pretty easy, pure speculation on my part of course..

 

Dude got caught cheating on the woman, arguement insued. Tiger said fukit I gottta get outta the house for while, supermodel wife tosses first thing she can grab in the garage at the whip (golf club of course). It scares the sh!t outta Tiger and he loses control of the ride and starts hitting anything in his path.

 

We've all seen it a million times.

 

:wave:

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This one is pretty easy, pure speculation on my part of course..

 

Dude got caught cheating on the woman, arguement insued. Tiger said fukit I gottta get outta the house for while, supermodel wife tosses first thing she can grab in the garage at the whip (golf club of course). It scares the sh!t outta Tiger and he loses control of the ride and starts hitting anything in his path.

 

We've all seen it a million times.

 

:wave:

 

Close. The speculation from TMZ is that she was p!ssed about the alleged girlfriend went after him with a golf club. Smashed out the back window as he was driving away. No seatbelt on (no time). He stopped to see if he was out of her line of fire (or getting a gun BunnyBastards?), thinks he has stopped but really hasn't. Hits fire hydrant goes into tree. Cops show up as she was standing over him (finishing him off?).

 

:cry: :wall:

 

Definitely going to be a juicy one.

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This one is pretty easy, pure speculation on my part of course..

 

Dude got caught cheating on the woman, arguement insued. Tiger said fukit I gottta get outta the house for while, supermodel wife tosses first thing she can grab in the garage at the whip (golf club of course). It scares the sh!t outta Tiger and he loses control of the ride and starts hitting anything in his path.

 

We've all seen it a million times.

 

:wave:

This isn't like you normal neighborhood house. I bet it wasn't just a casual stroll to the street and fire hydrant. For her to be standing over him with a golf club in the street, and be strong enoug to lift him out of the back window over 2 rows of seats, is quite amazing!!

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Tuned into ESPN this morning to see what they had to say, but surprisingly (sarcasm) they are still reporting the 'car accident' story. :wall:

 

When they are finally forced to acknowledge the true story, this is going to be horribly painful to report imperfections for an ESPN-God like Tiger.

 

As much as they would love to put a studio on the man's ass so that they'd never have to leave it, ESPN is eventually going to have to bite teh bullet and report the truth here.

 

This is GREAT TV. :wave:

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Tuned into ESPN this morning to see what they had to say, but surprisingly (sarcasm) they are still reporting the 'car accident' story. :wall:

 

When they are finally forced to acknowledge the true story, this is going to be horribly painful to report imperfections for an ESPN-God like Tiger.

 

As much as they would love to put a studio on the man's ass so that they'd never have to leave it, ESPN is eventually going to have to bite teh bullet and report the truth here.

 

This is GREAT TV. :wave:

 

... and clearly you know the "true story". :cry:

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