"""Official American Idol 9th Season"""

[kutulu 1,551]

The audition process begins in Boston, as hopefuls line up for the chance to perform for the judges.

 

Paula out...Ellen DeGeneres in.

[Frank M 181]

I probably should be ashamed to admit it, but I'll be watching. In fact, yesterday, I said to my wife "I know what I'm doing Tuesday night!"

 

And I'm not focking ashamed!

[kutulu 1,551]

[dain11279 928]

 

[patweisers44 697]

The audition process begins in Boston, as hopefuls line up for the chance to don a leather jacket, water skis and........

 

Sorry...just rehashing a funny joke from another thread.

[kutulu 1,551]

Sorry...just rehashing a funny joke from another thread.

 

I was waiting for someone to do that.

[RicemanX 20]

Hahahaa Who was that loser that used to make power rankings after every week on here?! What a LOSER that guy was! I bet he hasn't gotten laid in monnnths!

 

 

[dain11279 928]

I was waiting for someone to do that.

 

Are you and your poodle going to watch the show together?

[kutulu 1,551]

Are you and your poodle going to watch the show together?

 

Me and my Goldendoodle generally watch the same thing...except for that Big Love show...I can't watch that...and Pennydoodle won't watch the UFC with me.

[MedStudent 56]

I heard on the radio that this is Simon's last season. It will sux without him.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

American Idol commercials talking about the show changing music history. Oh yeah, producing a solid country star and one or two marginal pop acts is really revolutionizing music.

 

Reality TV is entertainment AIDS.

[kutulu 1,551]

I heard on the radio that this is Simon's last season. It will sux without him.

 

The ratings will get cut in half.

[kutulu 1,551]

Three who stood out.

 

Maddy Curtis (the chick who had like 3 down syndrome brothers) - kind of cute, nice voice, but made too many funny faces when she sung.

 

Ashley Rodriguez - looks pretty hot on TV, nice voice...did a nice job on an Alicia Keys song

 

Justin Williams - Cancer boy

[TAS 2]

Hahahaa Who was that loser that used to make power rankings after every week on here?! What a LOSER that guy was! I bet he hasn't gotten laid in yeeeaaars!

SUX or heavy-set.

[RicemanX 20]

Three who stood out.

 

Maddy Curtis (the chick who had like 3 down syndrome brothers) - kind of cute, nice voice, but made too many funny faces when she sung.

 

Ashley Rodriguez - looks pretty hot on TV, nice voice...did a nice job on an Alicia Keys song

 

Justin Williams - Cancer boy

Is it because they did stories on two of them and the third one the judges were calling the best audition of the day?

You are the best kutulu.

 

I personally liked that one dude with the glasses and the attitude. The one complaining about the wait and stuff.

"Later, ladddiees"

[kutulu 1,551]

Is it because they did stories on two of them and the third one the judges were calling the best audition of the day?

You are the best kutulu.

 

I personally liked that one dude with the glasses and the attitude. The one complaining about the wait and stuff.

"Later, ladddiees"

 

It's cause I've smoked a lot of weed over the years and those are the ones I could remember from last night.

[SUXBNME 1,337]

Posh needs to mix in a twinkie or 100 in her diet.

She looked absolutely horrible

[RicemanX 20]

Posh needs to mix in a twinkie or 100 in her diet.

She looked absolutely horrible

It really boggles my mind that she is married to David Beckam.

[edjr 5,567]

It really boggles my mind that she is married to David Beckam.

 

he's hawt, he could do much better than her.

[kutulu 1,551]

I'd bang that inbred looking chick from TENN...I'd bend her over a tree stump while she yells "I'm your sister! I'm your sister!"

 

Skiiboski...what a tool, but he made me laugh. I agree he can sing...but not that great IMO.

 

Mallorie Haley

[TAS 2]

I'd bang that inbred looking chick from TENN...I'd bend her over a tree stump while she yells "I'm your sister! I'm your sister!"

 

Skiiboski...what a tool, but he made me laugh. I agree he can sing...but not that great IMO.

 

Mallorie Haley

His shtick was focking hilarious. He buys in to it hook, line and sinker.

[RicemanX 20]

Incredibly boring episode last night.

No one that will really make it too far...pants on the ground guy was not that funny...i am disappoint.

 

Although when guitar chick was like "I can take this guitar costume off!"

And Simon was like "OK!"

 

[NewbieJr 540]

What are the odds that the old black dude is asked to sing his 'Look like a fool with yo pants on the ground' song at the finale?

 

I'd be willing to also bet they make it a genuine 'TV moment' by having Lil Wayne or Jay-Z walk up behind him and join him halfway through.

[kutulu 1,551]

Incredibly boring episode last night.

No one that will really make it too far...pants on the ground guy was not that funny...i am disappoint.

 

Although when guitar chick was like "I can take this guitar costume off!"

And Simon was like "OK!"

 

 

Agree didn't find pants guy funny...couldn't really tell what kind of body she had under that guitar costume, but she sounded just like Kelly Pickler.

[NewbieJr 540]

couldn't really tell what kind of body she had under that guitar costume, but she sounded just like Kelly Pickler.

She was built like Buddy Hackett.

[kutulu 1,551]

She was built like Buddy Hackett.

 

:boner:

[TAS 2]

The black dude with the lines in his eyebrows towards the end who wouldn't shut up when Randy and the girls were trying to give him advice...crassic!

[kutulu 1,551]

[SUXBNME 1,337]

Isn't Shania going to be one of the guest judges?

[kutulu 1,551]

Isn't Shania going to be one of the guest judges?

 

Rock out with yer cack out.

[kutulu 1,551]

Auditions continue in Los Angeles; Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry act as guest judges

 

Maybe they'll make out.

[kutulu 1,551]

Katy Perry has some nice juggs.

 

 

 

 

Maybe Neil Patrick Harris takes Simon's spot in season 10. Then they got the gays, lesbos and blacks all covered.

[Geo-Jay 0]

Katy Perry has some nice juggs.

Maybe Neil Patrick Harris takes Simon's spot in season 10. Then they got the gays, lesbos and blacks all covered.

 

 

I made a similar comment a week or so ago in this thread but it got deleted. WTF?

[Geo-Jay 0]

Then they got the gays, lesbos and blacks all covered.

[kutulu 1,551]

I made a similar comment a week or so ago in this thread but it got deleted. WTF?

 

I didn't like your tone.

[NewbieJr 540]

I didn't like your tone.

[remote controller 133]

Anyone else think the long snapper from the Colorado Buffalos didn't do himself any favors with his appearance on the show?

[kutulu 1,551]

8:00 - 9:01 PM FOX Part one of the Hollywood round.

[kutulu 1,551]

Part three of the Hollywood round; some of the top 24 semifinalists are revealed.

[KSB2424 3,083]

Saw about 15 minutes from last night. First I've seen of this season. I have one question.

 

What was wrong with that cute girl with the sideways mouf?