OK, fockheads...My Eggs Benedict videos

[JT 137]

My chilli cheese dogs are uploading right now..

 

I'll bet they are.

[SUXBNME 1,594]

I'll bet they are.

Yea...After reading that sentence again, it didn't sound quite right.

[MTSkiBum 1,626]

First random bump of the day.

[fandandy 3,313]

Nine years and 140 views later Sux's dreams of going viral still haven't come to fruition.  

[vuduchile 1,947]

I like Sux and all, but the cat on the counter disgusts me.  P!ssing and sh!tting and scratching around in the litter box then prancing around on the food prep surface?  No focking way.  

[5-Points 3,737]

37 minutes ago, vuduchile said:

I like Sux and all, but the cat on the counter disgusts me.  P!ssing and sh!tting and scratching around in the litter box then prancing around on the food prep surface?  No focking way.  

I hear ya. We don't allow the cats up on the counter but we know they're up there when we aren't home. So we always bleach wipe the counter before we start to cook anything. 

[Big Guy 1,420]

eggs are greta and all, but they're nothing to get yer dict bent over

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

4 minutes ago, Big Guy said:

eggs are greta and all, but they're nothing to get yer dict bent over

Well not for those of us that can get a decent pizza. 

[SUXBNME 1,594]

6 hours ago, MTSkiBum said:

First random bump of the day.

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

Sung to riders on the storm

 

Kitties on the counter
Kitties on the counter
Into Sux's house we're born
Into Sux's yard we're thrown
Come on ringworms not that bad
Being outside makes kitties sad
Kitties on the counter.

There's are cankles on the road
Her brain is carrying a heavy load
Who will I blame today
For letting the election slip away
Maybe UFOs
Carrying aliens with three toes
Cankels on the road, yeah.

Tub Girl you gotta love your man
Tub Girl you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah.

Kitties on the counter
Kitties on the counter
Into Sux's house we're born
Into Sux's yard we're thrown
Come on ringworms not that bad
Being outside makes kitties sad
Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

 

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

Bump for Sux

[SUXBNME 1,594]

1 hour ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Bump for Sux

I was kinda hoping this thread would just die a natural death 

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

1 minute ago, SUXBNME said:

I was kinda hoping this thread would just die a natural death 

Oops. Sorry about that. 

[KSB2424 3,172]

[Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155]

1 hour ago, KSB2424 said:

We aren't supposed to bump this thread. 

[wiffleball 4,797]

Much rather go with Croque Madame

[OldMaid 2,134]

Is this the video with the powdered Hollandaise sauce?

[SUXBNME 1,594]

1 hour ago, OldMaid said:

Is this the video with the powdered Hollandaise sauce?

Like you're Betty Flay 

[yoda] Better looking kats you had, mmmm...yessss...instructional cooking videos you don't..That is why you fail, it is  [/yoda]

[OldMaid 2,134]

11 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Like you're Betty Flay 

[yoda] Better looking kats you had, mmmm...yessss...instructional cooking videos you don't..That is why you fail, it is  [/yoda]

I’m thinking you have a powdered brain, as well.

 

[Bier Meister 1,745]

4 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Much rather go with Croque Madame

Croque Monsieur was my lunch today...consulting with a  french restaurant.

[Titan Gurflend 3]

Why you cook egg when you can cook fat cats? 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,574]

Crassic 

[MikeMatt 316]

Free Sux

[Mike Honcho 5,405]

I've never had Eggs Benedict,

[The Elevator Killer 698]

On 7/31/2010 at 12:58 AM, SUXBNME said:

Actually, that sounds like a pretty funny idea. It would be like GFIAFP with somewhat real food...sorta.

Drunken Sux roons (......)

 

Done deal...I'll post it tomorrow.

I'm actually gonna make some more eggs benedict tonight.

 

Mebbe we can get some of the other geeks to do some drunken instructional videos..

 

gocolts - how to cane kids that run faster then you

MDC - Proper mascara use

You - Something about the proper way to throw b1tches down the stairs

Kutulu - Swinger etiquette or bong design...dunno

YerMom, Me2006 and MalpracticeStoopid could do a kick ass series on how to pick up hot looking sluts

 

Just a thought.

I would watch all of those. 

 

[5-Points 3,737]

18 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

Free Sux

This! 

[The Elevator Killer 698]

18 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

Free Sux

Huh? Don't tell me Sux is banned. 

[MikeMatt 316]

5 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Huh? Don't tell me Sux is banned. 

That’s what word on the street is. Yes. 

[The Elevator Killer 698]

1 minute ago, MikeMatt said:

That’s what word on the street is. Yes. 

For what? Letting Kitties on the counter? Stop this reporting madness. Fock you reporters and everyone that looks like you. 

[The Elevator Killer 698]

He was here 13 hours ago, so unless this just happened he's fine. 

 

[The Elevator Killer 698]

On 8/7/2019 at 9:40 AM, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Sung to riders on the storm

 

Kitties on the counter
Kitties on the counter
Into Sux's house we're born
Into Sux's yard we're thrown
Come on ringworms not that bad
Being outside makes kitties sad
Kitties on the counter.

There's are cankles on the road
Her brain is carrying a heavy load
Who will I blame today
For letting the election slip away
Maybe UFOs
Carrying aliens with three toes
Cankels on the road, yeah.

Tub Girl you gotta love your man
Tub Girl you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah.

Kitties on the counter
Kitties on the counter
Into Sux's house we're born
Into Sux's yard we're thrown
Come on ringworms not that bad
Being outside makes kitties sad
Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

Kitties on the counter.

 

I'd forgotten all about this. I'm kind of proud of it. That's right. I'm bragging. Vote for TEK for douche of the year. 

[MikeMatt 316]

3 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I'd forgotten all about this. I'm kind of proud of it. That's right. I'm bragging. Vote for TEK for douche of the year. 

AARP award of 2025 goes to TEK. 

Would you like to say a few words ? Cant hear me ? I SAID WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS ?

[The Elevator Killer 698]

3 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

AARP award of 2025 goes to TEK. 

Would you like to say a few words ? Cant hear me ? I SAID WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS ?

[TheNewGirl 1,628]

Hmm...never had eggs Benedict. 

Impress me with an exceptional filet, or Wellington. 

[MikeMatt 316]

1 minute ago, TheNewGirl said:

Impress me with an exceptional filet, or Wellington. 

There’s TNG always looking for the meat. 

[The Elevator Killer 698]

10 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Hmm...never had eggs Benedict. 

Impress me with an exceptional filet, or Wellington. 

Darlin' this place is more Arby's than Hells Kitchen. 

[The Elevator Killer 698]

21 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Crassic 

Keep up the good work Bunny. 

[The Elevator Killer 698]

Oh we can't let this fall off the front page. In fact we should have it pinned. 

[BiPolarBear 495]

Your roommate is definately running from something. My guess is straight sex. 

It moved when you said meat thermometer. 

What are your plastic counter tops a replica of?