SUXBNME 1,458 Posted February 26, 2011 You dog, you! Women just flock to you! What will the new GF think? 1: I'm a kat, mothafocker 2: Wimmen pretty much don't like me as much as they should 3: For the record, TNG was drunk enough, but didn't call 4: My new possible GF is kinda married, but seperated. She is going to the coast tomorrow to see some Sea Lion babies (I'm kinda jealous) 5: She is going to be a new member here. Her username will prolly be...Naa...Nevermind. I'm not going to give that sh1t away. She's a damn liberal, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted February 26, 2011 5: She is going to be a new member here. Her username will prolly be...Naa...Nevermind. I'm not going to give that sh1t away. She's a damn liberal, though. Sorry Sux--this bored doesn't need another dude pretending to be a chick. We already have our quota. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,600 Posted February 27, 2011 I don't drink much anymore, and the one night I've got a good buzz on, nobody is posting here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper 60 Posted February 27, 2011 I don't drink much anymore, and the one night I've got a good buzz on, nobody is posting here. We're here ... in spirit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted February 27, 2011 I don't drink much anymore, and the one night I've got a good buzz on, nobody is posting here. Does the Mrs. still wear those 70's bathing suit lava lamp bathing suits? Don't know why I remeber that pic, but I do. Do she have a matching drapes and carpets? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper 60 Posted February 27, 2011 Does the Mrs. still wear those 70's bathing suit lava lamp bathing suits? Don't know why I remeber that pic, but I do. Do she have a matching drapes and carpets? Careful. Jerry travels and is a Kung Fu master. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted February 27, 2011 Can't say I'm drunk. But I had an interesting night and just got home. Some crazy girl tackled my best friend's wine rack so I was picking up glass for a half an hour. Crazy girl's boyfriend also decided to start yelling at the bar about God and threw himself on the ground I guess in self sacrifice and I spent 2 hours trying to explain to crazy girl that her boyfriend was way too crazy for her. Where is that "Women are focking nuts" thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted February 27, 2011 Careful. Jerry travels and is a Kung Fu master. I'm right handed. What's your point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper 60 Posted February 27, 2011 I'm right handed. What's your point? my point? jerry ...kung fu? jerry hops plane, breaks down door .... beastiality, man. hide your dog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted February 27, 2011 Sux drunk dialed me last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted February 27, 2011 Sux drunk dialed me last night. That was you? All I remember from the voice on the other end was "Hey...cough cough... Sux cough cough" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted February 27, 2011 That was you? All I remember from the voice on the other end was "Hey...cough cough... Sux cough cough" Weed. or pneumonia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted February 28, 2011 Mardi Gras kicked up into high gear today and I will be drunk until next Tuesday. Went to a local parade today and had a pass to the main tent.....paid for by tax payers.....and only a select few can attend the main tent event. No ticket, no admitance to free booze and food. Crazy fawking sh!t. Lady Godiva should have been there to protest this backward fawking town. Drank a case of beer and had Jaegar shots all day. Is that wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted February 28, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4P8UBvqxbY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted February 28, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4P8UBvqxbY Love that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted February 28, 2011 I drank wine, beer and rum & coke on Sat. night. I don't drink that often anymore, but mixing that stuff was never a problem for me. For some reason, it became a problem this weekend. I think the pizza did me in. It gave me massive heartburn. Before I went to bed, I chewed about 8 tums, and drank a little water. I laid there fighting acid reflux for about 10 minutes then had to get up. All I wanted to do was lay down and go to sleep, but the heartbun wouldn't let me. I paced the hallway tyring to burp it out until I unleashed a one of those belches where a little puke comes up with it. I tried to choke it back as I sprinted toward the can, but I didn't make it. I spewed the hallway, the bathroom walls, the vanity, the floor, the sink, and the shower curtain. Pretty much everywhere except in the toilet. I continued to yak until I couldn't breath. The experience was so violent that it left me with broken blood vessels all over my face and inside my right eye. My wife couldn't even clean up the hallway. She tried to help, but just couldn't stand the smell. I was left to clean the hall, the bathroom and myself while I was still smashed outta my gourd. Adding further insult and shame, I noticed that some anal leakage had occurred when I took off my drawers to shower. So, those had to be tossed. I somehow got through the clean up and finally went to sleep at about 3:30 am. My son was up at 6, so I took him for his morning pee and the focking place still stunk. I had to get down on my hands and knees and clean the entire bathroom AGAIN while he had his cereal. It's now Monday morning, and Mondays at work always suck. I've showered and brushed my teeth four times since this all happened and the faint taste and smell of puke is still lingering with me. My face looks like I went bobbing for cacti in a pirannah infested pool of battey acid. Drinking is cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted February 28, 2011 I drank wine, beer and rum & coke on Sat. night. I don't drink that often anymore, but mixing that stuff was never a problem for me. For some reason, it became a problem this weekend. I think the pizza did me in. It gave me massive heartburn. Before I went to bed, I chewed about 8 tums, and drank a little water. I laid there fighting acid reflux for about 10 minutes then had to get up. All I wanted to do was lay down and go to sleep, but the heartbun wouldn't let me. I paced the hallway tyring to burp it out until I unleashed a one of those belches where a little puke comes up with it. I tried to choke it back as I sprinted toward the can, but I didn't make it. I spewed the hallway, the bathroom walls, the vanity, the floor, the sink, and the shower curtain. Pretty much everywhere except in the toilet. I continued to yak until I couldn't breath. The experience was so violent that it left me with broken blood vessels all over my face and inside my right eye. My wife couldn't even clean up the hallway. She tried to help, but just couldn't stand the smell. I was left to clean the hall, the bathroom and myself while I was still smashed outta my gourd. Adding further insult and shame, I noticed that some anal leakage had occurred when I took off my drawers to shower. So, those had to be tossed. I somehow got through the clean up and finally went to sleep at about 3:30 am. My son was up at 6, so I took him for his morning pee and the focking place still stunk. I had to get down on my hands and knees and clean the entire bathroom AGAIN while he had his cereal. It's now Monday morning, and Mondays at work always suck. I've showered and brushed my teeth four times since this all happened and the faint taste and smell of puke is still lingering with me. My face looks like I went bobbing for cacti in a pirannah infested pool of battey acid. Drinking is cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 2, 2011 IE works again Fock you all, it's burrito burrito burrito cooking time for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 2, 2011 IE works again Fock you all, it's burrito burrito burrito cooking time for me Now I'm hungry again. Damn you. I'm a focking cow and I need to go on a serious diet and now I want a burrito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 2, 2011 Now I'm hungry again. Damn you. I'm a focking cow and I need to go on a serious diet and now I want a burrito. I can send you a pic of the famous SUX Burrito if you want Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 2, 2011 God loves tacos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 2, 2011 I can send you a pic of the famous SUX Burrito if you want I might bite my computer screen. Stop making me hungry!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 2, 2011 God loves tacos How drunk are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 2, 2011 Now I'm hungry again. Damn you. I'm a focking cow and I need to go on a serious diet and now I want a burrito. Minus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 2, 2011 Minus? What is it with you and math? Are you like the dude from A Beautiful Mind? It may explain a lot. I was asking how drunk you were to see if we could hold a conversation right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted March 3, 2011 Love that one. dave is very over rated, he got a unique voice, but he cry's sperm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 3, 2011 What is it with you and math? Are you like the dude from A Beautiful Mind? It may explain a lot. I was asking how drunk you were to see if we could hold a conversation right now. Adds are influential. 2+2=a shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted March 3, 2011 Now I'm hungry again. Damn you. I'm a focking cow and I need to go on a serious diet and now I want a burrito. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 4, 2011 who's up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 5, 2011 Not drunk. Just wanted to say hi to anyone who is. I have a big night tomorrow night in AC so I'm being a good girl and going to bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 6, 2011 Today is the biggest drinking day of the year. I started an hour ago and won't stop until the wee fawking hours. Mardi Gras is here and if you love to drink, this is the time and place. Leave a bar here and you get to leave with your drink in a go-cup and puke on the street. I'm riding in Endymion tonight. We have 2400 members on our krewe and evry single one of us will be as drunk as the parade goers. The're expecting half a million people to be on the route tonight. Our parade got canceled so we ride behind the second biggest krewe, Bachus. Mega Fawking Parade I pissed away three grand on t!tty beeds and other throws so we should see some good sites. I'm bringing the video camera and will capture and share every tatays I see with you fawkers tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted March 6, 2011 Today is the biggest drinking day of the year. I started an hour ago and won't stop until the wee fawking hours. Mardi Gras is here and if you love to drink, this is the time and place. Leave a bar here and you get to leave with your drink in a go-cup and puke on the street. I'm riding in Endymion tonight. We have 2400 members on our krewe and evry single one of us will be as drunk as the parade goers. The're expecting half a million people to be on the route tonight. Our parade got canceled so we ride behind the second biggest krewe, Bachus. Mega Fawking Parade I pissed away three grand on t!tty beeds and other throws so we should see some good sites. I'm bringing the video camera and will capture and share every tatays I see with you fawkers tomorrow. IBTL! Also, that would be awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted March 6, 2011 Jagerbombs are not my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,326 Posted March 7, 2011 IBTL! Also, that would be awesome I have some very intersting video to share with you fawkers but I won't be able to do it till Wednesday. There may be more to share on Fat Tuesday if I go to the French Quarter I've got all kind of Ta-Tas to show. Fat ones, pretty little ones, chocolate ones, and more fat ones. Dumb question: Can I put this on youtube? I doubt I can so where? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 7, 2011 I have some very intersting video to share with you fawkers but I won't be able to do it till Wednesday. There may be more to share on Fat Tuesday if I go to the French Quarter I've got all kind of Ta-Tas to show. Fat ones, pretty little ones, chocolate ones, and more fat ones. Dumb question: Can I put this on youtube? I doubt I can so where? Did you do what you promised? Create a youtube account and you can upload the videos there. But if there is nudity, they may delete it. I don't think you're allowed to put nakedness on youtube. I don't know of anywhere else to put videos either, so I'm pretty much useless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted March 8, 2011 I have some very intersting video to share with you fawkers but I won't be able to do it till Wednesday. There may be more to share on Fat Tuesday if I go to the French Quarter I've got all kind of Ta-Tas to show. Fat ones, pretty little ones, chocolate ones, and more fat ones. Dumb question: Can I put this on youtube? I doubt I can so where? http://www.fridaytrafficreport.com/list-of-29-free-video-sharing-sites/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,831 Posted March 8, 2011 i'm gonna be the baked guy in the back of the room Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted March 8, 2011 I just got into the cooking sherry... AGAIN and it's only 10:00a.m. Does this mean I have a drinking problem? I think I would drink less if I had a man... Any volunteers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted March 8, 2011 I just got into the cooking sherry... AGAIN and it's only 10:00a.m. Does this mean I have a drinking problem? I think I would drink less if I had a man... Any volunteers? Can size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
