OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 9, 2011 I'm confused. I was out with a male friend the other night having drinks and the topic of on-line hook ups came up. Being that I am recently divorced, I'm kinda curious about this subject. He suggested that I join up here... Imagine my surprise when I log on and find out that this is a Football Forum. What gives? How am I supposed to get some cyber booty this way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 ^ I I I I I I I This is the whoore you are looking for. Just buy her Morgan Cokes and you are in like flynt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 9, 2011 ^ I I I I I I I This is the whoore you are looking for. Just buy her Morgan Cokes and you are in like flynt You do realize that I'm FEMALE?!?!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted March 9, 2011 WHy do people make fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 You do realize that I'm FEMALE?!?!?!?!?! Yeah RIGHT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 You do realize that I'm FEMALE?!?!?!?!?! Yes I do. nikki's a dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 Yeah RIGHT! Why you trying to pimp me out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 You do realize that I'm FEMALE?!?!?!?!?! Tiki's ex-wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 Why you trying to pimp me out? You focked up my line of replies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 Why you trying to pimp me out? Not pimpin' you out. You'd have to charge for the secs for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 Why you trying to pimp me out? I'd go broke trying to pimp your skanky ass out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 133 Posted March 9, 2011 Finally gutterslut found something she could do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 I'd go broke trying to pimp your skanky ass out. You been hanging out with Sheen tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 I'd go broke trying to pimp your skanky ass out. Or maybe you're so stoked at another potential female to talk to you are humping your computer desk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted March 9, 2011 You do realize that I'm FEMALE?!?!?!?!?! Of course you are dear.. that's why you took the time to sign up for a football website. Btw, every dood on here has a 12" cack and can lick their eyebrows.. and have NEVER lost a FF championship. It's a gift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted March 9, 2011 I'm confused. I was out with a male friend the other night having drinks and the topic of on-line hook ups came up. Being that I am recently divorced, I'm kinda curious about this subject. He suggested that I join up here... Imagine my surprise when I log on and find out that this is a Football Forum. What gives? How am I supposed to get some cyber booty this way? A) Can Size? B ) Age? What area do you live in? C) Are you into things dealing with the anal cavity, including beads and Alaskan pipelines? D) Are you into pirate-themed activities? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 A) Can Size? B ) Age? What area do you live in? C) Are you into things dealing with the anal cavity, including beads and Alaskan pipelines? D) Are you into pirate-themed activities? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 D) Are you into pirate-themed activities? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! WTF is an Alaskan pipeline? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 WTF is an Alaskan pipeline? Urban legend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted March 9, 2011 A) Can Size? B ) Age? What area do you live in? C) Are you into things dealing with the anal cavity, including beads and Alaskan pipelines? D) Are you into pirate-themed activities? I pry apart the battleship you call your ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted March 9, 2011 Why does your friend hate you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,207 Posted March 9, 2011 Of course you are dear.. that's why you took the time to sign up for a football website. Btw, every dood on here has a 12" cack and can lick their eyebrows.. and have NEVER lost a FF championship. It's a gift. You forgot that we are all rich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 9, 2011 You forgot that we are all rich unemployed. fixored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,207 Posted March 9, 2011 fixored Wealth and income aren't the same thing, stupid. Besides, only in Philthy would you use unemployment as a pickup line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted March 9, 2011 Wealth and income aren't the same thing, stupid. Besides, only in Philthy would you use unemployment as a pickup line. I got no job so I am like wicked available. lets fock after you take your kids to school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pope 8 Posted March 9, 2011 You do realize that I'm FEMALE?!?!?!?!?! Nobody's perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 9, 2011 This is turning quickly into a fake-female board. It'll be fun watching the desperate believe him and kiss up. Nick might get jealous and go back to his male member name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 9, 2011 Wealth and income aren't the same thing, stupid. Besides, only in Philthy would you use unemployment as a pickup line. I got no job so I am like wicked available. lets fock after you take your kids to school. Did you intend to quote jerry in your post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 9, 2011 Fake Female??? Maybe some of us are REAL and you honestly can't handle REAL women...so some of you play dress up at home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted March 9, 2011 Fake Female??? Maybe some of us are REAL and you honestly can't handle REAL women...so some of you play dress up at home I will take a coffee dump on your chest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 9, 2011 I will take a coffee dump on your chest I'll pass on that...lol...I'm not a fecalfeliac Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 9, 2011 mmm coffee only if you enjoy bitter things in your mouth....lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted March 9, 2011 only if you enjoy bitter things in your mouth....lol Leave my ex wife out of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClemmyClem 0 Posted March 9, 2011 Leave my ex wife out of this. wait...you were married to my mom? no wonder you're bitter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,207 Posted March 9, 2011 wait...you were married to my mom? no wonder you're bitter... Word is that he is an old fart. Hmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted March 9, 2011 Word is that he is an old fart. Hmm... With a young girlfriend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
