Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted September 11, 2011 FU Chris Johnson. New coaching staff, new contract, new year, same pathetic performance. Nice 9 carries dickbrain. FU to myself, and all fantasy 'experts' for saying to bench Ray Rice, and that Peyton Hillis is the 'play of the week'. FU Kaeding. Seriously? FU Owen Daniels. Nice one catch pal. FU Vincent Jackson. Rivers has 17 completions for 200 yds. You have 1 catch. Much like CJ, you're really earning your money pud. And the biggest FU of all goes to Fleaflicker. 2 leagues on this site and it's been down all day. Hey assclowns, find some 5 year old that knows WTF they're doing, and get them in there to help you out. Beefsmokers. More to surely follow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,862 Posted September 11, 2011 Chris Johnson Rashard Mendenhall LeGarette Blount I have all three of those guys on one of my teams (it's a keeper league) and, needless to say, I am getting my arse kicked this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 11, 2011 Beefsmokers. Sorry about your luck today man but that 'Beefsmokers' remark made me spit soda on my computer. FUNNY SH!T; thanks. A couple more F.U.s to add. Big fock you out to G-MEN; this is Rex Grossman who you're making look like Peyton Manning. WTF are you doing?!!! Big fock you out to Ravens DEF. I sit you and you destroy the Steelers. Next week I'll start you and you'll give up 4,000 yards and 59 TDs. Retahds! Big fock you out to Deon Sanders for selling out to Direct TV and being a fairy. Literally. Punk-azz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted September 11, 2011 Oh, almost forgot, FU Amandola. Be a man, cut the f'n arm off like that dude in that movie, and get your midget ass back on the field next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted September 11, 2011 Just remembered another; FU D Jax. Way to drop 2 f'n TDs from my man Vick, one of which being about an 85 yarder. Jackoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rico Suave 1 Posted September 12, 2011 FU to myself for starting Brian Robiskie as my flex option over Jacoby Ford. He had three TD's at the end of last year, had a good pre-season and was in the starting lineup with a chance to be a sleeper against the Bengals. Now I'm certain to lose unless Dez tears it up big time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huh? 7 Posted September 12, 2011 F Me. I was this close to playing Newton over Cutler. THIS CLOSE [] . Cutler had a pretty darn good game for me, but Newton would have sealed the victory. Now I have to sweat out the Monday night games with a 30 point lead against Welker, Gronkowsky, and Janikowski. EDIT: Oh, and F. U. to the Kansas City defense. Waiver wire D my ass! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titan20 0 Posted September 12, 2011 FU to myself for drafting Bowe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foghorn Leghorn 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Fock you to DeSean Jackson for borrowing Jackie Smith's hands for today's game. Go run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard gym. Fock you to the Bucs coaching staff. 5 carries for Blount....why don't you just get James Wilder out of retirement while you're at it? At least you don't have to worry about overworking the old focker. Fock you to Jason Garrett. One series, and already Felix Jones gets ignored at the goalline? Go dine on a bag of d!cks, you dongflogger. A pre-emptive fock you to Darren McFadden. I can see this freight train of points coming at me tomorrow night, and there's nothing I can do to stop it but hold up a tiny umbrella, Wile E. Coyote-style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,862 Posted September 12, 2011 Just remembered another; FU D Jax. Way to drop 2 f'n TDs from my man Vick, one of which being about an 85 yarder. Jackoff. That's the dumbest FU ever. Dude still had a monster game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TennisMenace 156 Posted September 12, 2011 FU to the following: 1. Blount 2. Lee Evans 3. Bennett 4. Kaeding 5. Big Ben Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,974 Posted September 12, 2011 Greene, I knew he was a fukin turd & I took him anyway. Top 10 RB.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robocardz 14 Posted September 12, 2011 HUGE FU -- TODD HALEY & Matt Cassel that much talent on offense and get drubbed by the freakin' Bills... How does this guy have a job ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anty63 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Fock you to DeSean Jackson for borrowing Jackie Smith's hands for today's game. Go run a 40 yard dash in a 30 yard gym. That's some funny sh!t! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,862 Posted September 12, 2011 Greene, I knew he was a fukin turd & I took him anyway. Top 10 RB.. Same here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
holleratme 0 Posted September 12, 2011 FU Larry Fitzgerald - and you too Kevin Kolb for not throwing to him. FU Owen Daniels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeorgeAllen 0 Posted September 12, 2011 FU to ATL. Ryan & White Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blagrange 2 Posted September 12, 2011 The Jets Defense and Felix Jones getting those 1 yard td's! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaDanimal 2 Posted September 12, 2011 FU Jets FU Shonn Greene Just lost week 1 by .5pt and you couldn't even let Shonn get 2 more carries before the FG. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted September 12, 2011 Big FU to tolbert and the bears D for hangin out on my bench keeping it hot. Ok so thats technically my fault but still! I kno some of you out there kno what its like to watch your bench outscore almost everyone else in ur league, while taking a loss to the juggernaut team of the week! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boston Three Party 6 Posted September 12, 2011 Week 1 is a clusterfock of twilight zone WTF's. Cam throwing 400 plus and TD's in his first rookie game? Tolbert and Sproles leading the way? Steve "I've sucked the last 2 years not worthy of a 7th round pick Smith" blowing up under Cam? What the fock, I could go on and on. I hope everyone scrambles the waiver claims this week. I'm gonna sit nice and tight cause in my experience Week 4 or 5 that #1 claim is what kills it (ala Tamme last year). Let all the rooks go after fools gold. I am so glad I stashed Tate though. It's no shocker to me that (avoided all of them) SJax is injured so quickly, Charles is getting screwed again, CJ sucks, and Foster was out. Orton to Lloyd tomorrow baby! Ride the pine Chokalaromo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurence Maroney's Nuts 2 Posted September 12, 2011 Just remembered another; FU D Jax. Way to drop 2 f'n TDs from my man Vick, one of which being about an 85 yarder. Jackoff. GTFO here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melissa Stark 1 Posted September 12, 2011 A Big F U to playing against the highest weekly points team in my league I swear I end up playing the weekly high points team 3/4 of the year the last two seasons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,172 Posted September 12, 2011 A Big F U to playing against the highest weekly points team in my league I swear I end up playing the weekly high points team 3/4 of the year the last two seasons. No kidding. My opponent has 170 points and still has Brandon Lloyd and Jacoby Ford left. I have 150 and Chad 85. Looks like a loss for me is on the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,082 Posted September 12, 2011 F U Roethlisberger - my value pick QB in two leagues is completely tanking the first week This :wall: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RSersen 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Charles is getting screwed again How so? He was still running at 5.6 ypc, got into the endzone, and turned in double digit points. In a game where the Chiefs were playing catch-up from the get go. When the Chiefs are in closer games or leading (and they will be), Charles still looks to be just as good as last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,228 Posted September 12, 2011 Lee Evans, Owen Daniels? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted September 12, 2011 GTFO here... When you play in a league that gives huge bonuses for long TDs, and watch a ball clang off someone's hands that's 5 steps behind the DBs, for what would be an 85yd TD, yes, F him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted September 12, 2011 When you play in a league that gives huge bonuses for long TDs, and watch a ball clang off someone's hands that's 5 steps behind the DBs, for what would be an 85yd TD, yes, F him As a Vick owner in a similar league............yes fock him. There's also been plenty of speculation that drops like that are the reason D -Jax hasn't got that new contract he's been whining for. He's hurting his own pocket and the team by not catching balls when he should be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jedi Sensei 17 Posted September 13, 2011 FOCK.YOU. Wes.Welker. just beat me by 2 pts on that BS 99yTD. Godmutherfockingdammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 6,570 Posted September 13, 2011 FU to me, for leaving Tolbert, Meachem and Strks on the bench. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted September 13, 2011 FU to me for drafting like a goddam 6 year old in the Geek Cup League. Who cares that i won my opener in my two other leagues, this was the big time. This was my shot at center stage. This was my chance to rub elbows with the big boys, and i choked like a broke 19 year old Southern California girl who just signed a contract to star in Co-ed Gaggers #14. Pathetic. I hate myself. *goes to watch Co-ed Gaggers #13....again* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 583 Posted September 13, 2011 Benson, Cutler on the bench. Schaub, Greene, Moreno in the lineup. But I'll just blame Kaeding. Idiot kicker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted September 13, 2011 F.U. to Bellycheck for focking over Law Firm. Twice they had it on the 2 and passed it both times, not even going near BGE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Football Guru 219 Posted September 13, 2011 A Big F U to playing against the highest weekly points team in my league I swear I end up playing the weekly high points team 3/4 of the year the last two seasons. I finally get to respond to Melissa Stark...this is the real MS, right? Seriously though, I get so damn tired of playing at least one high-points team just about every week. Actually, both of my losses this week were to the highest scoring team in the league. In fact, it was so bad in one league that I finished 5-8 in a league last season despite owning the high-point team in four of my five wins. Even after smartly trading CedBen for D-Mac and S-Jax in a deal to get AP at the trade deadline, I still couldn't win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roroco 75 Posted September 13, 2011 FU to my luck... I need 11 more points from Janikowski or else I will lose with the second highest score in the league. My and my opponent are way ahead of everyone else.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Football Guru 219 Posted September 13, 2011 This except I don't have Janikowski. I'm in four money leagues with the same scoring in each. My 159 points is the second-highest total out of the 48 teams. Naturally, that team lost b/c my opponent scored 180, thanks mostly to the 80 points he got from Steve Smith and Tom Brady. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giraldi02 474 Posted September 13, 2011 FU RAIDERS. I needed that McFadden TD. ARRRRRGGGG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurence Maroney's Nuts 2 Posted September 13, 2011 When you play in a league that gives huge bonuses for long TDs, and watch a ball clang off someone's hands that's 5 steps behind the DBs, for what would be an 85yd TD, yes, F him That's what you get for playing in a noob yardage bonus league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boston Three Party 6 Posted September 13, 2011 That's what you get for playing in a noob yardage bonus league. ....I typed this on Grand Marnier and Vodka....so deal with it...but... This isn't an FU thread. This is a rage thread. Straight up. When you text your brother up 15 points going in, and you have Lloyd/Woody and he has Run DMC/Janiskowski and he smokes you.....yeah he can get some AIDS. Kyle Orton? Kyle Orton? That piece of ****. Owned last year with Rodgers. Every time on the bench....outscores Rodgers. This year? Fock him. See ya all the realists can suck it Fox is cancer he is GONE. It's better to have a stud and play him than to play matchups. Has anyone loaded this new Yahoo 11 app? Cause it focking sucks. I was using the old "server error" one. What was wrong with that? I can't see real time stats at all in this POS. I'm seeing 8 points from Lloyd and projected but no real stats....last year's app I saw stats. WTF is this green background app piece of focking ****. God damn I hate Denver. I hate Fox more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites