What's The Sluttiest Girl You've Ever Been With.......

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Another thing I've always wondered...

 

Oral sex was illegal in many states (I know it was here in TN).

 

HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? THERE WERE NO B!TCHES IN THE LEGISLATURE BACK THEN! HOW DID A ROOMFULL OF DOODS OUTLAW THE BJ?

 

They were trying to convince their wives that there is no way in hell they were getting blown by the maid damn near every day.

[JackARoot 2]

Yeah, how did "sucks" and "blows" become bad things?

 

Another thing I've always wondered...

 

Oral sex was illegal in many states (I know it was here in TN).

 

HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? THERE WERE NO B!TCHES IN THE LEGISLATURE BACK THEN! HOW DID A ROOMFULL OF DOODS OUTLAW THE BJ?

Now that would be an interesting legislative record to pull-up.

[tikigods 76]

Oh wonderful.

 

Another lie as best as you can thread.

 

 

Ricey can back up my claims....that I was at least dating Tek for a while. We be Facebook friends.

 

curious, why do you think these women are sluts?

you don't think you're a slut.

they're no different than you are.

you randomly will have sex with whoever wants to have sex with you.

why the double standard?

they're not sluts, they're sexually liberated women.

they like d1ck and they don't need you to pay them or lie to them, they straight up want what you want.

it's really disheartening that you still have these ancient feelings about women.

...but continue with the stories, they're quite entertaining.

 

A) She liked to have very freaky sex.

I never said I wasn't a slut. However, I'm not.

C) How do you know?

D) Not true.

E) Define slut. "A slovenly or promiscuous woman."

F) Liberated = promiscuous? I think not.

G) Sure thing but when you do it with half the neighborhood they probably should be charging for it....or at least the herpe meds.

H) Why? Some girls are gross....and so are some guys. See Newbie Jr's profile or look at edjr's greasy hair.

I) Why do you make me respond with an entire outline?

 

TIA

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

One of my friends from HS was also a roommate in college. His GF had a roommate who was cute. She liked to party, but had a serious boyfriend. She came by one of our parties and I ended up in the bathroom with her (can't remember how that happened). We started going at it right there for a couple of minutes until people were banging on the door. I took her back to her place and banged her for the night. Nothing overly wild.

 

About a month later, one of my other roommates tells me one morning that he hooked up with that same girl just last night. I told him that I had her first, so we were comparing notes on what she did and didn't do. So, I bet him that I would bang her in the ass within a week.

 

I won the bet as she was talking on the phone to her boyfriend.

 

One of the guys moved out and we got a new roommate in about 6 months later. He banged her too.

 

When my friend got married a few years later, I was going to bang her in the bathroom at the reception, but I was convinced that it would be in bad taste.

 

The best part is she eventually married the boyfriend and I see her at some of my friend's gatherings. My wife can't figure out why I have a smile on my face during those parties.

[nzoner 936]

Fraternity brother brought a girl back to the house one night and she pulled a 19 guy train.I'm still torn to this day on whether I got the best or worst part of the train,you see I was a pledge at the time and the actives actually let me go 2nd,however,the fockers used my room and bed.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Fraternity brother brought a girl back to the house one night and she pulled a 19 guy train.I'm still torn to this day on whether I got the best or worst part of the train,you see I was a pledge at the time and the actives actually let me go 2nd,however,the fockers used my room and bed.

Man, I bet she was sore when she came to.

[gocolts 300]

Man, I bet she was sore when she came to.

[RicemanX 20]

Ricey can back up my claims....that I was at least dating Tek for a while. We be Facebook friends.

 

 

I confirm that Tiki dated Tek, a former contestant of Hell's Kitchen.

[gocolts 300]

I confirm that Tiki dated Tek, a former contestant of Hell's Kitchen.

At least I am not the only one with low standards around here anymore.

[tikigods 76]

At least I am not the only one with low standards around here anymore.

 

Everything about you is low, you crippled focker. You spend the majority of your day sitting in a wheelchair or lying in a bed.

 

Alsoputaspoileronthatshithombre.

[ADD1CT36 1]

I can also confirm that Tiki was with the chick from the chef show but mostly because he told all his asian friends... haha

 

also, to peenie's point, it's the idea that guys are congratulated on getting laid multiple times and trying to get away with everything they can while single (ie T&B&B's stories) but girls who are doing the exact same thing are considered promiscuous and must have bad self-esteem. maybe they're just experimental and want to see what it feels like. not to mention they are hoping that one of these times, the guy will actually know what he's doing.

[ADD1CT36 1]

I would also like to thank the Geek who didn't name me in this thread

[MDC 5,893]

Sandra Fluke. That slvt was so horny her birth control cost $3,000/year!

[shotsup 832]

I would also like to thank the Geek who didn't name me in this thread

 

But you showed up anyway !! Was your slutradar on high alert ?

[mobb_deep 917]

Says here Tek is a dude. Definitely has a tranny vibe. Tiki wins the thread

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

I would also like to thank the Geek who didn't name me in this thread

 

 

Have there been guys you wouldn't sleep with because they were given the "slut" brand? I was called a "###### dog" by a few ex's and it stuck just like the stigma of being a "slut".

[shotsup 832]

Says here Tek is a dude. Definitely has a tranny vibe. Tiki wins the thread

 

Yeah - scares me as a chick then I read HE live in NY I was .... ..... really TIKI ???

[tikigods 76]

I can also confirm that Tiki was with the chick from the chef show but mostly because he told all his asian friends... haha

 

Asians. I you.

[tikigods 76]

Says here Tek is a dude. Definitely has a tranny vibe. Tiki wins the thread

 

Well played.

[Kanil 519]

I would also like to thank the Geek who didn't name me in this thread

Your welcome.

[mobb_deep 917]

some posts have mysteriously been peenied in this thread...

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Yeah - scares me as a chick then I read HE live in NY I was .... ..... really TIKI ???

That would mean nikki's a dood too!

[mobb_deep 917]

That would mean nikki's a dood too!

 

implants would never pancake like hers do...

[Mungwater 588]

Have there been guys you wouldn't sleep with because they were given the "slut" brand? I was called a "###### dog" by a few ex's and it stuck just like the stigma of being a "slut".

 

Addict has been on record as being an escort, she would sleep with anyone as long as their check cleared

[kutulu 1,551]

Addict has been on record as being an escort, she would sleep with anyone as long as their check cleared

 

She also has been split like a pig by two dudes she just met.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I can also confirm that Tiki was with the chick from the chef show but mostly because he told all his asian friends... haha

 

also, to peenie's point, it's the idea that guys are congratulated on getting laid multiple times and trying to get away with everything they can while single (ie T&B&B's stories) but girls who are doing the exact same thing are considered promiscuous and must have bad self-esteem. maybe they're just experimental and want to see what it feels like. not to mention they are hoping that one of these times, the guy will actually know what he's doing.

 

Ok, I will try to discuss this seriously.

 

First of all, the "double standard" has become less so. I have known guys (in school and whatnot) that all the girls just considered a disgusting man wh0re and wouldn't even dream of focking. This is mainly because he focked a bunch of strippers and stuff.

 

Now personally, I don't really have a problem with a girls "body count" per se. Its more about circumstances. A chick that has focked 19 dudes, one at a time, is fine. A chick that took on a whole fraternity at once, and got gangbanged by 19 doods? That's disgusting. The guys who participated are disgusting too.

 

Of course, I guess it all comes down to... I expect guys to be disgusting. Girls are supposed to be a little classier. Doesn't just apply to the secks. If a dood I barely know is at my house watching football, and he cuts a huge fart and complains that his junk itches... that's one thing. If a chick did it... that's kinda gross.

 

Sorry if that's sexist, but that's just the way it is.

[frank 2,147]

 

HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? THERE WERE NO B!TCHES IN THE LEGISLATURE BACK THEN! HOW DID A ROOMFULL OF DOODS OUTLAW THE BJ?

 

Most of those doods had daughters.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Most of those doods had daughters.

 

So? If you want your daughter to marry well, she beter learn to give a good beej. Isn't that what mothers are for?