Any Geeks ever been with a chick who had a giant, um, bean?

[IGotWorms 4,058]

So this buddy of mine and I were out at the bar the other evening and he was telling me about this woman he took home for New Year's Eve. He says she is pretty attractive and was really a major score for him. So they get back to his place and all is going well until his hand starts wandering on down south where he feels a rather noticeable lump. He's a little freaked out but he didn't think it was a cack, so he kept investigating.

 

Turns out it was the chick's clitoris. He thought it was at least two inches long, maybe longer. And it got bigger as they got into it.

 

I asked him if he was sure maybe she wasn't a hermaphrodite, but he said no, it definitely wasn't a cack and besides he later looked it up and apparently the clitoris can get that big.

 

Anyhow, maybe I'm naive or something but I had no idea they could get that big. I guess my buddy kind of ended up being a fan of it though. He's seen the woman in question a couple times since New Year's.

 

Have any Geeks ever had experience with something like this?

 

Would it be a deal-breaker to you if you were dating a girl with a ginormous clitoris? I like to think I'm open-minded but I'm not sure I could deal with that.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,452]

So this buddy of mine and I were out at the bar the other evening and he was telling me about this woman he took home for New Year's Eve. He says she is pretty attractive and was really a major score for him. So they get back to his place and all is going well until his hand starts wandering on down south where he feels a rather noticeable lump. He's a little freaked out but he didn't think it was a cack, so he kept investigating.

 

Turns out it was the chick's clitoris. He thought it was at least two inches long, maybe longer. And it got bigger as they got into it.

 

I asked him if he was sure maybe she wasn't a hermaphrodite, but he said no, it definitely wasn't a cack and besides he later looked it up and apparently the clitoris can get that big.

 

Anyhow, maybe I'm naive or something but I had no idea they could get that big. I guess my buddy kind of ended up being a fan of it though. He's seen the woman in question a couple times since New Year's.

 

Have any Geeks ever had experience with something like this?

 

Would it be a deal-breaker to you if you were dating a girl with a ginormous clitoris? I like to think I'm open-minded but I'm not sure I could deal with that.

 

Dated a girl with a clit as big as my thumb from the second joint up. She screamed louder than any chick I ever banged. EVER! She loved the fact that she could get off better than most but was determined that she was not a freak and tried to prove it every time we fawked. When you fawked her missionary, your pelvic bone would smash that clit so hard, she would cvm instantly. It took seconds to get her off. And going down on a chick like that is pure fun. Pinging is easy sleazy.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Apparently, you haven't seen the chyna sex tape.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Dated a girl with a clit as big as my thumb from the second joint up. She screamed louder than any chick I ever banged. EVER! She loved the fact that she could get off better than most but was determined that she was not a freak and tried to prove it every time we fawked. When you fawked her missionary, your pelvic bone would smash that clit so hard, she would cvm instantly. It took seconds to get her off. And going down on a chick like that is pure fun. Pinging is easy sleazy.

 

Yeah that's what my buddy said--making this woman cvm is the easiest thing he's over done, and she's a super sexual person as a result. I guess that doesn't sound bad.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Pretty sure that was a ginormous herpes sore.

 

Sorry for your friend.

[shotsup 832]

Vanessa del Rio - 70's pron. look it up (and down)

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Pretty sure that was a ginormous herpes sore.

 

Sorry for your friend.

 

He's one of those dudes that will bang just about anything. So he's probably already got it.

[Brad GLuckman 519]

That would freak me out. Kind of grosses me out just thinking about it

[wiffleball 4,790]

That would freak me out. Kind of grosses me out just thinking about it

 

It should. If for no other reason than:

 

The "clit" starts life as pretty much an amorphous oprgan. Before secks is even really determined, the buds of the clit appear. For boys, the clit eventually forms into a peemus. For girls, it becomes the instrument of a nice divorce settlement.

 

So, much like the girl you focked. Both of you were getting boned by a little peenie.

[Saint Elistan 106]

A clitoris basically is a penor, so I'm guessing this was a black chick?

[MDC 7,492]

Did he like it when she put her "clit" up his ass?

[NewbieJr 541]

One of the side effects of females taking steroids is enlargening of the clitoris. As stated earlier, the clit is just an undeveloped peemus. So the introduction of male hormones gets it a little closer to a pecker.

[420allstars 13]

I saw one in live in person on a peeler one time (see made a real show out of it) ..not my thing and I can see your buddy loving it for a few months then slowly convincing himself its a peemus over time..

[NorthernVike 2,087]

So this buddy of mine and I were out at the bar the other evening and he was telling me about this woman he took home for New Year's Eve. He says she is pretty attractive and was really a major score for him. So they get back to his place and all is going well until his hand starts wandering on down south where he feels a rather noticeable lump. He's a little freaked out but he didn't think it was a cack, so he kept investigating.

 

Turns out it was the chick's clitoris. He thought it was at least two inches long, maybe longer. And it got bigger as they got into it.

 

I asked him if he was sure maybe she wasn't a hermaphrodite, but he said no, it definitely wasn't a cack and besides he later looked it up and apparently the clitoris can get that big.

 

Anyhow, maybe I'm naive or something but I had no idea they could get that big. I guess my buddy kind of ended up being a fan of it though. He's seen the woman in question a couple times since New Year's.

 

Have any Geeks ever had experience with something like this?

 

Would it be a deal-breaker to you if you were dating a girl with a ginormous clitoris? I like to think I'm open-minded but I'm not sure I could deal with that.

 

 

Are you trying to tell us that your buddy thinks your d1ck is so small it looks like a clit?

[The Elevator Killer 566]

Did he like it when she put her "clit" up his ass?

 

[Frank M 181]

Vanessa del Rio - 70's pron. look it up (and down)

 

First thing that came to my mind.

 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

One of the side effects of females taking steroids is enlargening of the clitoris. As stated earlier, the clit is just an undeveloped peemus. So the introduction of male hormones gets it a little closer to a pecker.

 

Don't steroids shrink your junk?

[The Elevator Killer 566]

Don't steroids shrink your junk?

 

Her name should be I Got Worm.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Her name should be I Got Worm.

 

[NewbieJr 541]

Don't steroids shrink your junk?

Steroids don't affect your peemus. But when your testes realize you're body is getting an outside source of testosterone, they cease to produce it themselves. That causes them to shrink significantly.

[Mookz 1,349]

My girlfriend's was semi-meaty. I have to say I enjoyed batting it around. She was also pretty orgasmic.

 

So, turn-on for me.

[The Elevator Killer 566]

Speaking of giant c!its, I wonder why Bruce Benedict hasn't posted in this thread yet?

[RLLD 4,254]

That's a man, man.....

[IGotWorms 4,058]

That's a man, man.....

 

Well if the clitoris is similar to the pen1s in many ways, and she's got a giant over-developed clitoris...

[IGotWorms 4,058]

My girlfriend's was semi-meaty. I have to say I enjoyed batting it around. She was also pretty orgasmic.

 

So, turn-on for me.

 

Did it gross you out at first? Did you ever wonder if maybe she wasn't or hadn't been a dude?

[montana 89]

+1

[montana 89]

http://foodonabudget.com/content1a/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Traditional-Cumberland-Sausage.jpg

 

[shovelheadt 71]

RP was face to face with one at birth.

[BudBro 183]

Did he like it when she put her "clit" up his ass?

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

A clitoris basically is a penor, so I'm guessing this was a black chick?

Does it have an opening at the end? Do they pee from it? Or spew jizz from it? I do not think it qualifies as a penor.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Does it have an opening at the end? Do they pee from it? Or spew jizz from it? I do not think it qualifies as a penor.

 

It starts off the same. Then if it's a boy it develops to add the features you have noted.

 

Do you feel a little ghey now for all those times you sucked on a clit?

[tikigods 76]

Did he like it when she put her "clit" up his ass?

 

[Mookz 1,349]

Did it gross you out at first? Did you ever wonder if maybe she wasn't or hadn't been a dude?

Hah, don't get me wrong, it wasn't that big. It just plumped up nicely when she was aroused and I thought that was super-sexy. Her nipples were the same way. They scrunched up into big, hard pencil erasers.

 

She was filipina, by the way.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

She was filipina, by the way.

 

Mail order?

[Mookz 1,349]

Mail order?

Bingo. "Flipz' Clitz 'n Nipz", Spring '94 catalog.

[Little Rusty 18]

Ahh yes....the legendary Desert Clitortoise

 

I've only encountered one on my adventures, and she had hairy neeples too!

[Little Rusty 18]

It should. If for no other reason than:

 

The "clit" starts life as pretty much an amorphous oprgan. Before secks is even really determined, the buds of the clit appear. For boys, the clit eventually forms into a peemus. For girls, it becomes the instrument of a nice divorce settlement.

 

So, much like the girl you focked. Both of you were getting boned by a little peenie.

 

What's Peenie have to do with this?

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Bingo. "Clitz 'n Nipz", Spring '94 catalog.

 

Filipinas aren't Nips, they're Flips. Or so I've heard

[mmmmm...beer 807]

One of the side effects of females taking steroids is enlargening of the clitoris. As stated earlier, the clit is just an undeveloped peemus. So the introduction of male hormones gets it a little closer to a pecker.

 

Yeah no sh!t... body builder chick pron has this el jigante enormouse clit all over that sh!t....

 

 

Uhhhhh...

[mmmmm...beer 807]

Steroids don't affect your peemus. But when your testes realize you're body is getting an outside source of testosterone, they cease to produce it themselves. That causes them to shrink significantly.

 

Yep... focks your labido big time... that's what all those fockers flood their system with estrogen... makes their body start naturally reproducing test again.... the thing right now is breast cancer chick medication...

 

I've heard....