Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted September 5, 2014 Hi Filth. Never fear, I'm here, and have a BIG FU. I had Gordon in a keeper league. Been following his story for months. all the ups and downs, articles, reports, etc. Draft night I decided not to hold him, figuring I'd get him back in the later rounds. Well, some douche-rocket takes him with his 1st pick. Are you focking kidding me? I figure, 'no biggie, he can rot on his roster all year.' 14 hours later this latest news comes out. So I would really like to give a HUGE FU to Roger Goodell. Get a focking clue how to run a league you fat twat-knocker. Not only did you fock the Browns with your bullsh!t, you focked thousands of fantasy players, and more importantly, you focked me. Stay clear of Pittsburgh if you know what's good for you, needled!ck. And FU to the rootlicker that stole him from me. Fortunately I'll be at the bar with him soon. He should expect to find several black pubes in his Miller Lites that night. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 5, 2014 Mother EFFFERRRR!! Big FOCK U to Andre Ellington, not cuz I drafted him, I didnt. but because hes in $50 worth of fanduel lineups that started on thurs!!! CAnt change him out either. GNAW MY FOCKING ROOOOOOOT YOU BRITTLE UNDERSIZED THIS YEARS CJ SPILLER POS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 5, 2014 Glad you checked in Gratefulegg. Last two F.U.s leading the way for what should be a year full of candid, hard hitting funny as sh!t posts. Gotta add some more to tantastic's one about Ellington. Monday night focking game to boot on top of me drafting him. You candy a$$ piece of sh!t. Sack the fock up and put some Dr. Scholl's on your Fabrege Egg feet, you db@g. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highsider5 36 Posted September 5, 2014 "Go fock yourselves with a Christmas Cactus." Bwahahahahahhahahahaaahhahahahahhhahahaahaahhahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted September 7, 2014 Might as well put this front and center for all the haterade that will be flowing like the hops in my supremely hoppy brews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 7, 2014 Fock you out to Gates for being questionable. You have to tempt me again with the Age of LaDarius don't you? I was tempted to add Ellington in that one as well but I guess questionable is better than 4-6 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 371 Posted September 7, 2014 Let me get a preemptive FU in on Matt Ryan. Starting you over Romo. Please be gentle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 7, 2014 Fock you out to Leveon Bell. QUIT FOCKING STUTTERSTEPPING YOU IGNORANT TOKIN' MOTHERFOCKER. Fock you out to Julio/Matt Ryan. HOOK THE FOCK UP and HOLD ONTO THE FOCKING BALL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 7, 2014 Week 1 and already ready to quit this sh!t. Knew when Cooks got tackled on the 2 yard line the Saints would run it in. Any other focking year in which someone else has Brees, they pass it 99% of the time. This year, of course their running backs will actually be RUSHING inside the 10. Go fock yourself Sean Payton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dreen626 17 Posted September 7, 2014 FU Pierre Thomas, SJAX, Z.Stacy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antiramie 50 Posted September 7, 2014 Nick Foles, you cancer! I play you one game last year....concussion, and then you blow up after I drop you. I draft you this year and you have more turnovers in one game as you did INTs all of last year. YOU SUCK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monk81 5 Posted September 7, 2014 Nick Foles stop giving the other team the football. YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HOKIEZ 34 Posted September 7, 2014 Torrey...where you at torrey???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted September 7, 2014 I think at this point we need something worse than a FU for Nick Foles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ric0 20 Posted September 7, 2014 Focks out to Julio D Young for vulturing a Morris TD Gerhart get some yards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murf74 461 Posted September 7, 2014 Wtf Julio Julio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 7, 2014 Ryan, get Julio the focking ball you dipsh!t. Fock you out to B. Pierce. Making Cincy look like the 85 Bears. edit...........bout time on Julio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted September 7, 2014 FU to McRib. Cam and the GTD. FU McKnee Ben Tate FU Chiefs. Saving Jamal for the playoffs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DA BALLHOG 0 Posted September 7, 2014 I think at this point we need something worse than a FU for Nick Foles. Yup..... Wtf foles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted September 7, 2014 This entire week 1 is focked.... nothing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 7, 2014 Unfockingreal in one league. ANY score posted is on my opponent's team or hurts my defense. Now Brees throws a focking pick. GO FOCK YOURSELF FANTASY GODS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted September 7, 2014 Yup..... Wtf foles I think he bumped his head and forgot how to play football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ric0 20 Posted September 7, 2014 FU Cordarell for destroying my D and scoring massive points for my opponent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 7, 2014 Fock you out to Jordan Cameron. WHERE THE FOCK ARE YOU AT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted September 7, 2014 Where in the fock is Jordan Cameron??? Get on the field pusscake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted September 7, 2014 Fock you out to Jordan Cameron. WHERE THE FOCK ARE YOU AT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe he's at the end of that sentence, which is where you left that preposition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boilerddd 62 Posted September 7, 2014 Charles. Think I may be spending a lot of time on this thread this season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boilermaker04 11 Posted September 7, 2014 Fock you entire focking nfl for this pass happy leg humping mutation of football. Look at the focking rush attempts in all the games, WTF??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 7, 2014 Another fock you out to N.O. for making it apparent (AFTER I draft Brees for the first time) that they're going to run a lot more this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 7, 2014 So I've got Stacy, Ellington and Pierce apparently all hurt on one team. Other team has Cameron out........... Shaping up to be an early departure for yours truly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted September 7, 2014 FU to Jordan Cameron and Alshon Jeffrey. You focking puzzies cost me a win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gratefulegg1973 253 Posted September 7, 2014 Any plausible explanation why Lesean McCoy has 51 focking yards rushing??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boilerddd 62 Posted September 7, 2014 FU Alex Smith. Loser. Why don't you actually throw the ball to Charles??? You got a huge bloated contract riding the jock strap of Charles. I hope you don't actually believe you are the focal point of this offense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beyond Chaos 75 Posted September 7, 2014 Let me get a preemptive FU in on Matt Ryan. Starting you over Romo. Please be gentle. 448 yds, 3TDs, and 0 Int. He must have read your post. Good Start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ross 55 Posted September 7, 2014 Can someone please paint me a picture of what happened to the St. Louis defense? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anty63 0 Posted September 7, 2014 FU cbssportsline! Once again you go down. I hate you. And FU Cutler just cause! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted September 7, 2014 Pretty much everyone, period. And I'll throw in a "f*ck the Cowgirls" because at this rate, my Frank Gore will be given the day off before he even gets a carry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cowboyz 2 Posted September 7, 2014 Fu Garrett give the ball to murray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 646 Posted September 7, 2014 Can someone please paint me a picture of what happened to the St. Louis defense? The vikings were a bunch of happy little trees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
