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Official week 1 FU thread!

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FU cbssports website. Thanks for f'ing up my afternoon fantasy football scoreboard watching on week 1.

You blow.

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Well, all is right with the bored. We have a Bob Ross sighting.

 

FOCK YOU out to Manziel. I find your yoga commercial and pretty much your very existence deplorable.

 

I can't be too upset with this Sunday. Steelers won, Falcons won, Patriots lost, Ravens lost and Romo already throwing two picks EARLY in the game.

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FU to me for thinking that Gore might be a good player this year.

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Vincent 0 PTs jackson

I was just going to put his face on a milk carton. Then smash the carton like Antonio Brown with the Browns kicker.

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Romo. Ro.Mo. F_ck. You.

 

Gerhart - you get a pass this week because you wouldn't even be starting if Andrea Ellington would have been born without a vag....but you better produce going forward.

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I was just going to put his face on a milk carton. Then smash the carton like Antonio Brown with the Browns kicker.

 

well just looked and he has had 6 targets I feel less like an idiot for starting him, hopefully he can get a cheap TD or some garbage yards at the end.

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Add Murray & the whole Cowgirl O.

 

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Add Murray & the whole Cowgirl O.

 

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

This. I'm playing against Murray and the 49ers D. This couldn't be going any worse.

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ESPN fantasy football is down. how can it go down? buy some more hampsters

 

I know, it's really sad this day and age should be impossible to go down for anything except a natural disaster.

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ESPN fantasy football is down. how can it go down? buy some more hampsters

You would think the damn thing would be working on the first dam week they play

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Jordan Reed. I should have known better.

 

yeah, I think it's time to put down the hype pipe on this turd

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FU TY, now Calvin and rashad are gonna need great games to win for me. U can't even get me 40yds or so? Thought I'd be cute and bench Keenan vs pat Peterson in favor of a hopeful shootout for Hilton. Never again.

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Has anyone mentioned Jason Witten? He used to be a TE on the Dallas Cowboys playing American football. :wall:

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Can someone please paint me a picture of what happened to the St. Louis defense?

Bob Ross is back!!! Wooooooo!

 

I missed the late games today, does Doug Martin have a focking pulse?

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- awoke from a drunken stupor to see Romo had posted a ROBUST ZERO through the first half ... may even have been negative points ... but

 

:wall: :wall: :wall:

 

SERIOUSLY, CAN WEEDEN BE MUCH WORSE??11/11!/?

 

and i took this turd over Ryan :cry:

 

FOCK ME - FOCK HIM - FOCK Y'ALL :wave:

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FU to B. Pierce! And to K. Wright, M. Wheaton, K. Benjamin and T. West for being on my bench.

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Im going to lose to a team that still had Matt Prater in their starting lineup thanks to the combined 30 points from Dez Bryant, Demaryius Thomas, and Tony Romo.

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Demaryius Thomas, Jason witten, and zac Stacy. Seriously these guys couldn't even get me 10 points between the 3 of them

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I have 3 leagues worth of focks to give out. Where to begin?

 

Fock me for having to miss one of drafts and getting stuck with a team that has 0 chance to do anything.

 

Fock Romo

 

Fock Newton and his rib

 

Fock the NFL for sacrificing Green Bay's players to the Seahawks in week 1

 

Fock Riley Cooper

 

Fock Doug Martin's worthless behind

 

Fock Ray Rice on general principle

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FU to my 3 receivers who finished with 93,95 and 97 yards respectively. A couple of them hit the 100 yard bonus and I probably have a good chance of winning this week :mad:

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I'd like to give a big FU to....ZAC STACY, THE RAMS, and D. THOMAS!!! Thanks for giving me next to nothing!!

 

The situation in St. Louis has gone from bad to downright NIGHTMARE! They are on their 3rd stringer which means Stacy and their RBs are going to see 13 in the box ready to stuff the run. :thumbsdown:

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Pre-emptive FU to Joique Bell.

 

All I need is two measly points for the win so hurry up and get them so I can enjoy the game you F__K!!!

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