Man discovers wife’s dwarf stripper affair after first child is born – with dwarfism

[edjr 6,578]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/09/dwarf-stripper-got-bride-to-be-pregnant-on-her-hen-night-4899418/

 

 

 

 

 

A bride-to-be had to confess to having sex with a dwarf stripper on her hen night when she gave birth to a child with dwarfism.

It was only when the baby was born that her husband discovered the fling.

Until that point he thought the child his wife was carrying was his. Eventually though she broke down and confessed, according to The Sun.

The mother of the bride, from Valencia, Spain, said: ‘Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had had sex with the stripper.

‘Once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.

‘As you can imagine no one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it, or at least they try to take their secret to the grave.’

 

[NorthernVike 2,083]

Who the fock hires a dwarf stripper?

[edjr 6,578]

Who the fock hires a dwarf stripper?

 

At my fake bar we hired a female dwarf to walk around in a leprechaun outfit on St Patty's day.

 

No one banged her that I know of

[IGotWorms 4,057]

What's a hen night?

[frank 2,278]

Trying to keep this a secret was really short-sighted.

 

The birth didn't quite measure up to the father's expectations.

[frank 2,278]

What's a hen night?

I think it's similar to a henway.

[jerryskids 6,618]

What's a hen night?

My guess is that it is limey for Bachelorette party.

[5-Points 3,424]

What's a hen night?

I'm guessing it's a bachelorette party.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Wow...what an awesome story. That chick just got drunk and let the midget blow up all inside her, amazing.

[edjr 6,578]

Wow...what an awesome story. That chick just got drunk and let the midget blow up all inside her, amazing.

 

Midget strippers make more than $15 an hour, something you should look into

[tanatastic 2,062]

 

Midget strippers make more than $15 an hour, something you should look into

TRust me that would be my dream job. Im 6ft tall and not ripped tho so cant do it. I wish.

[NorthernVike 2,083]

I think it's similar to a henway.

About three pounds

[porkbutt 893]

no way....calling bs on this one

 

although if green day can get into rocknroll hall of fame...anything is focking possible

[edjr 6,578]

no way....calling bs on this one

 

although if green day can get into rocknroll hall of fame...anything is focking possible

 

Not in yet. Just on the ballot

[kutulu 1,662]

no way....calling bs on this one

 

although if green day can get into rocknroll hall of fame...anything is focking possible

so you're saying it's more of a tall tale then a short story?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,336]

Looks like she got the short end of the d!ck.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

She has a wee bit of explaining to do.

[wiffleball 4,789]

I would give my wife a pass for f****** the dwarf. I mean thats like bucket list material right there.

 

 

however I would punch her square in the face for not making him use a condom and creating yet another one of those freaky bastards.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

I thought even dwarfs usually made regular people. Is that not true?

[edjr 6,578]

I thought even dwarfs usually made regular people. Is that not true?

 

What came 1st, the dwarf or the egg?

[wiffleball 4,789]

I thought even dwarfs usually made regular people. Is that not true?

I don't know about it usually, but sometimes they do.

[wiffleball 4,789]

Baby, I know the child support check is due but I'm a little short

[edjr 6,578]

I thought even dwarfs usually made regular people. Is that not true?

Two Average Height Parents (no history of dwarfism)

 

Approximately 1 in 25,000 (0.004%) chance of a child with dominant dwarfism

Average Height parent and Parent with Achondroplasia

50% chance of child without dwarfism

50% chance of child born with Achondroplasia

Two parents with Achondroplasia

25% chance of average height child

50% chance of child born with Achondroplasia (heterozygous Achondroplasia)

25% chance of homozygous Achondroplasia and is not compatible with life

1 Parent has Achondroplasia, 1 Parent has Pseudoachondroplasia

25% chance of child without dwarfism

25% chance of child with Achondroplasia

25% chance of child with Pseudoachondroplasia

25% chance of child with Achondroplasia AND Pseudoachondroplasi

Can two average height parents have two children with Achondroplasia?

Surprisingly, the answer is yes and it’s very rare. We’re not geneticists, but our high-level understanding is that while most mutations for dwarfism occur at conception, it’s possible that a parent can have a mutation in the precursor cells to the sperm and egg. Therefore, a parent can give multiple children a gene that already has the mutation even though the parent themselves does not have Achondroplasia (it’s called germline mosaicism).

 

What is achondroplasia?

Achondroplasia is a form of short-limbed dwarfism. The word achondroplasia literally means "without cartilage formation." Cartilage is a tough but flexible tissue that makes up much of the skeleton during early development. However, in achondroplasia the problem is not in forming cartilage but in converting it to bone (a process called ossification), particularly in the long bones of the arms and legs. Achondroplasia is similar to another skeletal disorder called hypochondroplasia, but the features of achondroplasia tend to be more severe.

 

 

 

[JT 137]

Interesting little story.

 

Continuing to promote any thread not started and overrun by the a-holes that have ruined what's left of this place.

[tanatastic 2,062]

I don't get how so many bastard kids are born when it's so easy to pull out. I mean I get that it feels amazing but didn't the little freak have the sense to web spray her stomach or back rather than chance this? Don't tell me pulling out isn't always effective, it is. It's like the people that say condoms are only 93% or whatever. Wrong, they work 100% of the time as long as they DONT BREAK. They will break 4% of the time or whatever and that's what causes it. That's like saying a glass will only hold water 94% of the time. It will hold it 100 unless it breaks.

[edjr 6,578]

Interesting little story.

 

Continuing to promote any thread not started and overrun by the a-holes that have ruined what's left of this place.

 

JT - You can count on me

[edjr 6,578]

I don't get how so many bastard kids are born when it's so easy to pull out. I mean I get that it feels amazing but didn't the little freak have the sense to web spray her stomach or back rather than chance this? Don't tell me pulling out isn't always effective, it is. It's like the people that say condoms are only 93% or whatever. Wrong, they work 100% of the time as long as they DONT BREAK. They will break 4% of the time or whatever and that's what causes it. That's like saying a glass will only hold water 94% of the time. It will hold it 100 unless it breaks.

 

If I were a stripped midget and some girl let me bareback her, you damn know I'm blowing it inside her.

[cmh6476 1,019]

green day absolutely deserves to be in the RnR HOF

[drobeski 3,061]

 

JT - You can count on me

awww

[patweisers44 827]

I didn't know that Gutterboy was British

[frank 2,278]

I don't get how so many bastard kids are born when it's so easy to pull out. I mean I get that it feels amazing but didn't the little freak have the sense to web spray her stomach or back rather than chance this? Don't tell me pulling out isn't always effective, it is. It's like the people that say condoms are only 93% or whatever. Wrong, they work 100% of the time as long as they DONT BREAK. They will break 4% of the time or whatever and that's what causes it. That's like saying a glass will only hold water 94% of the time. It will hold it 100 unless it breaks.

 

Seriously, this guy must have been dopey.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,336]

Seriously, this guy must have been dopey.

Snow Whites Maxi

[Cuse9 129]

There's very little truth to this story.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,336]

Thanks Ed

[Maximum Overkill 1,825]

18 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

Thanks Ed

I can't lie. That story was pretty hot

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,929]

And here we thought all along @timschochet was a just a property manager.