NFL: 11 of 12 Pat's balls under inflated.

[drobeski 3,061]

I'm an electrical engineer but since you asked... I would think it is possible. Dump them out, grab one at a time and it would only take a few seconds for each ball.

 

Seems unlikely though. Why only do 11; there is nothing magical about 90 seconds. Also risky; what if the pin breaks inside a ball?

 

I guess to be thorough they could check video from past games to see if the same guy always goes in the bathroom with the bag.

I'd say the 90 seconds is highly relevant, that's 8.1 second per ball not including removing and putting them back in the bag. One person, fumbling with the needle...yeah that would have to be one hell of a practiced routine.

[drobeski 3,061]

 

"legitimate" reasons need not be used here, its all about deny, deflect, obfuscate. We have gone from "we did nothing wrong, its the weather" to "well, no way he could have done all that in 90 seconds...."

 

It's a progression, we have to give it time...

or maybe there was no wrong doing or tampering ?

There was no wrong doing and nothing illigal with the eligible receiver play the pats confused the fock out if harbaugh with, but that did stop him from crying foul and cheaters and illegal.

Pretty common theme with you ravens peeps.

[vuduchile 1,947]

I'm an electrical engineer but since you asked... I would think it is possible. Dump them out, grab one at a time and it would only take a few seconds for each ball.

 

Seems unlikely though. Why only do 11; there is nothing magical about 90 seconds. Also risky; what if the pin breaks inside a ball?

 

I guess to be thorough they could check video from past games to see if the same guy always goes in the bathroom with the bag.

You're thinking like an honest engineer instead of a highly skilled and experienced cheater.

 

He doesn't have to dump em out of the bag.

 

He could lay the bag on the ground, and open the zipper/drawstring all the way. Then, he could fumble around and insert his NOX powered flux capaciting deflatinator into each ball as they lay in the bag.

 

He would, of course, be under strict orders from Belicheat and Tommy Boy not to exceed 90 seconds, as they would all 3 synchronize their watches so as not to set off the refs missing ball alarm. This would explain why he only got to 11 of the 12 balls.

 

Jeez. Haven't you guys ever watched Ocean's 11, Jackie Brown, Raiders of the Lost Ark or Entrapment?

[NewbieJr 541]

When your main job is to cheat by deflating the ball for small-hands Tommy, I highly doubt you 'fumble' with the needle. Cheating isn't easy. But no one has perfected it like the Pats.

[HenryHill9323 65]

He is the guy who takes them up to the field. He took them in with him to the bathroom because he had to take a leak and didn't want any Colts tampering with them. I usually try to take a leak before I head out to a field where I am going to be unable to use the bathroom for a couple of hours. It is not really all that difficult to comprehend, even for your feeble mind.

[drobeski 3,061]

When your main job is to cheat by deflating the ball for small-hands Tommy, I highly doubt you 'fumble' with the needle. Cheating isn't easy. But no one has perfected it like the Pats.

those sneaky bastards went out and hired the fastest deflator on the planet.

[Mike Honcho 5,435]

Just saying, but it took Oswald less than 90 seconds to shoot Kennedy, wipe down & hide rifle, go down 5 flights of stairs & buy a coke in the break room---I'm thinking one guy could deflate 11 footballs in the same amount of time.

[drobeski 3,061]

Lars Andersen: a new level of archery:

[drobeski 3,061]

The deflators cousin above

[drobeski 3,061]

Just saying, but it took Oswald less than 90 seconds to shoot Kennedy, wipe down & hide rifle, go down 5 flights of stairs & buy a coke in the break room---I'm thinking one guy could deflate 11 footballs in the same amount of time.

did he reload and shoot 11 times ?

[Mike Honcho 5,435]

did he reload and shoot 11 times ?

 

Not sure, but they're may have been a second deflator on the grassy knoll.

[FeelingMN 273]

He is the guy who takes them up to the field. He took them in with him to the bathroom because he had to take a leak and didn't want any Colts tampering with them. I usually try to take a leak before I head out to a field where I am going to be unable to use the bathroom for a couple of hours. It is not really all that difficult to comprehend, even for your feeble mind.

Could be.

 

But if he had to piss so badly then, why not go 10 minutes beforehand when you're not lugging around two bags of balls? Kinda think that's what most people would do. Just seems easier.

 

But yeah....maybe it's all just a big coincidence.....that the Colts suspected there'd be deflated balls....and the ball boy takes balls into a bathroom after inspection.....and the balls are deflated when measured at halftime. Probably all coincidental. Well that and sour grapes.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Could be.

 

But if he had to piss so badly then, why not go 10 minutes beforehand when you're not lugging around two bags of balls? Kinda think that's what most people would do. Just seems easier.

 

But yeah....maybe it's all just a big coincidence.....that the Colts suspected there'd be deflated balls....and the ball boy takes balls into a bathroom after inspection.....and the balls are deflated when measured at halftime. Probably all coincidental. Well that and sour grapes.

I don't know that he had his legs crossed and had to go badly. When I go to the games, I take a leak before I go to my seats. Not because I am going to piss my pants, but because I don't want to have to go halfway through the first quarter. I at least have the option to go, those attendants probably don't have that option.

[drobeski 3,061]

I don't know that he had his legs crossed and had to go badly. When I go to the games, I take a leak before I go to my seats. Not because I am going to piss my pants, but because I don't want to have to go halfway through the first quarter. I at least have the option to go, those attendants probably don't have that option.

no sorry pats, deflating all 11 balls is the more reasonable explanation, who the focked goes into a bathroom to go to the bathroom. Pahleassse

[IGotWorms 4,063]

I don't know that he had his legs crossed and had to go badly. When I go to the games, I take a leak before I go to my seats. Not because I am going to piss my pants, but because I don't want to have to go halfway through the first quarter. I at least have the option to go, those attendants probably don't have that option.

Every reasonable man does this. You're about to be out on the field for at least a couple of hours until a halftime break, so yeah, you take a focking leak before you go out there.

[NewbieJr 541]

Only Drobeski would be clutzy enough to think that deflating a ball in 8 seconds is impossible.

[NewbieJr 541]

I'd say the average person would hit the bathroom BEFORE grabbing the game balls. But that's just me.

[HenryHill9323 65]

Every reasonable man does this. You're about to be out on the field for at least a couple of hours until a halftime break, so yeah, you take a focking leak before you go out there.

I always lug two bags with 24 footballs with me when I p!ss.

[drobeski 3,061]

I always lug two bags with 24 footballs with me when I p!ss.

you've had his job position ?

[IGotWorms 4,063]

I'd say the average person would hit the bathroom BEFORE grabbing the game balls. But that's just me.

You'd think so but it depends on the whole process. Brady's gotta pick the balls, give em to the ballboy, then he's gotta take them to the refs, wait for the refs to check em, then he's gotta go out to the field. So if that whole process takes like an hour then I could see holding off

[drobeski 3,061]

Only Drobeski would be clutzy enough to think that deflating a ball in 8 seconds is impossible.

what is the rate of release ?

[HenryHill9323 65]

what is the rate of release ?

This one is 25 cfm.

 

http://www.walmart.com/ip/All-Sport-Ball-Inflator-Deflator/38643480#about

[KSB2424 3,174]

BREAKING NEWS

 

 

Unnamed New England Patriots locker room attendant named Vice President of Gillette.

 

[drobeski 3,061]

This one is 25 cfm.

 

http://www.walmart.com/ip/All-Sport-Ball-Inflator-Deflator/38643480#about

I bet he used a cooler model than that, his had 11 octopus like arms.

[parrot 789]

BREAKING NEWS

 

[JerkStore 13]

So you are telling me that both teams had to play the whole AFC Championship game with piss and shiot contaminated bathroom balls?

[KSB2424 3,174]

So you are telling me that both teams had to play the whole AFC Championship game with piss and shiot contaminated bathroom balls?

 

And all this time we didn't think the Browns made the Superbowl

[JerkStore 13]

Now I know why Brady started wearing gloves during games.

[HenryHill9323 65]

What possible legitimate reason could this guy have for stealing all the game balls and taking them into another room?

 

Can't wait to see how Cheatriot fans answer this one.

[FeelingMN 273]

I don't know that he had his legs crossed and had to go badly. When I go to the games, I take a leak before I go to my seats. Not because I am going to piss my pants, but because I don't want to have to go halfway through the first quarter. I at least have the option to go, those attendants probably don't have that option.

I don't know what this guy has to do prior to a game. Maybe the dude is super busy and took a leak when he could. But he didn't have the balls while the refs were inspecting them. Maybe he has other duties but if it's me, I try to hit the pisser before I get two bags of balls.

 

In your example, you take a leak before you go to your seat....but you don't grab a beer first.

 

Also....when this whole thing first broke, people were discussing the impossibility of someone tampering with balls in front of fans and cameras. Well, suddenly a Patriot employee has the balls in one of the few places no one can watch him.

 

Maybe he really had to piss though.

[drobeski 3,061]

he didn't steal them you fool

[HenryHill9323 65]

he didn't steal them you fool

He was authorized to take the Colts' footballs?

 

Link?

[drobeski 3,061]

He was authorized to take the Colts' footballs?

 

Link?

its probably his job ya moron

He wasn't ?

[HenryHill9323 65]

its probably his job ya moron

He wasn't ?

link?

[drobeski 3,061]

link?

link to him being prohibited ?

[HenryHill9323 65]

 

So you think the dude is authorized to sneak into the room and take the game balls to another room by himself?

 

I don't think even Worms is gonna try to defend you on this one, Drobs.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

 

So you think the dude is authorized to sneak into the room and take the game balls to another room by himself?

 

I don't think even Worms is gonna try to defend you on this one, Drobs.

If the Colts had an issue with it maybe they could have a ball boy of their own walk the balls from the refs' locker room to the field?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

In your example, you take a leak before you go to your seat....but you don't grab a beer first.

It depends on which line is longer.

[HenryHill9323 65]

If the Colts had an issue with it maybe they could have a ball boy of their own walk the balls from the refs' locker room to the field?

Seems to me the NFL has an issue with him sneaking into the room and taking the balls with no authorization.

 

I was wrong, Worms is dumb enough to try to defend this guy.

[drobeski 3,061]

 

So you think the dude is authorized to sneak into the room and take the game balls to another room by himself?

 

I don't think even Worms is gonna try to defend you on this one, Drobs.

I think his job is to take both teams balls to the field, I think he is instructed to not leave the balls unattended, I think he had to take a leak on his way to the field.

All those are common sense conclusions by the evidence leaked so far.

It takes a real retard to not come to that conclusion, so your confusion and bewilderment is completely understandable.