SUXBNME 1,595 Posted August 12, 2015 MB said in another thread that he's a happy drunk. I'm the exact same. Which are the rest of you? Be honest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted August 12, 2015 Happy drunk unless I become mean drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted August 12, 2015 No focking way that miserable a$$hole is a happy drunk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 12, 2015 Happy. Occasionally, I'll go klepto drunk, and wake up with the weirdest sh!t in my house. Once, we got hammered at the saint Pete pier. I woke up with a sombrero, which apparently I saw hanging on the wall of a bar, and wanted to wear, a shrunken head (wooden) from a tiki bar, a sign that I stole from Jonny rockets that said "please see hostess for seating, and a stack of three orange cones that I stole from the valet stand. Apparently, at one time, there were a bunch of cones, we used the rest to randomly block off intersections in downtown Saint Petersburg. Lucky I didn't get arrested that night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted August 12, 2015 I'm neither happy nor mean. I'm reserved. Think guy with a lampshade on his head, only the opposite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 192 Posted August 12, 2015 No focking way that miserable a$$hole is a happy drunk Yeah, Mr. Wonderful with the zinger. Im sure you're a Bon Vivant out there in the real world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted August 12, 2015 Think guy with a lampshade on his head, only the opposite. The guy giving the lampshade head? That would explain quite a bit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted August 12, 2015 Happy drunk until a point... and then I become either angry or sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted August 12, 2015 Happy drunk until a point... and then I become either angry or sad. With you, I could never really tell whether you were drunk, buzzed or sober unless you told me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted August 12, 2015 Happy. Occasionally, I'll go klepto drunk, and wake up with the weirdest sh!t in my house. Once, we got hammered at the saint Pete pier. I woke up with a sombrero, which apparently I saw hanging on the wall of a bar, and wanted to wear, a shrunken head (wooden) from a tiki bar, a sign that I stole from Jonny rockets that said "please see hostess for seating, and a stack of three orange cones that I stole from the valet stand. Apparently, at one time, there were a bunch of cones, we used the rest to randomly block off intersections in downtown Saint Petersburg. Lucky I didn't get arrested that night. Well, it helps that you are freakishly large. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted August 12, 2015 With you, I could never really tell whether you were drunk, buzzed or sober unless you told me. I've always been like that. Unless I get super tanked, nobody can tell. I guess I'm a stealthy drinker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 12, 2015 Well, it helps that you are freakishly large. Yeah, a large drunk man in a sombrero with a stack of traffic cones, a metal sign on a pole, and a tiki head. How'd the cops miss that one. My DDD (designated drunk driver) decided it would be fun to take out a line of mailboxes with his Chevy blazer. Took out like eight houses in a row. Then, rather than dropping me off in the parking lot at the dorm, he decides to drive up the stairs, and drop me at my door (this was an outside entry dorm). Good night. I think it was my 23rd birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted August 12, 2015 I've always been like that. Unless I get super tanked, nobody can tell. I guess I'm a stealthy drinker. :softball: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,085 Posted August 12, 2015 I've always been like that. Unless I get super tanked, nobody can tell. I guess I'm a stealthy drinker. That's similar to what I was saying about myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted August 12, 2015 Happy drunk until a point... and then I become either angry or sad. The crying drunk. Who doesn't like partying with that girl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 12, 2015 I had a friend in law school that was the best drunk ever. Would just do the most random stupid crap. One night, he decided to wear a tux, for no reason. Then, he saw a Mormon missionary walking down the street. So he takes his pants off, and proceeds to chase this guy down the street singing the "dum dumb dumb dumb" Mormon song from south park. Another night, another friend of ours passed out. That was a very bad idea in that crew. Normally, you would just get written on with a sharpie or something. So our friend had a dog. Said dog had a remote controlled shock collar. We shocked the guy awake, and then made him the refill b!tch the rest of the night. He had to fetch whatever we said, and he had to do it on all fours. If he failed, complained, or reached for the buckle to the collar, he got the sh!t shocked out of him. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted August 12, 2015 The crying drunk. Who doesn't like partying with that girl! Yeah... I'm a hot mess if I try and drink heavily. And... it always ends with puking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 12, 2015 Yeah... I'm a hot mess if I try and drink heavily. And... it always ends with puking. Actually, it ends a bit after that, when you pass out and twenty dudes run a train on you. They used to call you Amtrack at fraternity row. :wink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,595 Posted August 12, 2015 Actually, it ends a bit after that, when you pass out and twenty dudes run a train on you. 20 dudes pulled a train on you? Given your posting history here, I would have figured 7-9 dudes tops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted August 12, 2015 Actually, it ends a bit after that, when you pass out and twenty dudes run a train on you. They used to call you Amtrack at fraternity row. :wink: I've never passed out drunk. I always puke before it gets to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted August 12, 2015 Actually, it ends a bit after that, when you pass out and twenty dudes run a train on you. They used to call you Amtrack at fraternity row. :wink: Rough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 12, 2015 I've never passed out drunk. I always puke before it gets to that. I've done both many times. Most memorable puke: off the Eiffel Tower Most memorable pass out? on the beach in Maui. Like in the water. With my d!ck hanging out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,598 Posted August 12, 2015 Depends on what sauce I'm on. All beer, all good. Mix in a few shots, it's a crap shoot. I'm aggressive by nature, so you never know. Smooth nights are good. Piss me off, when the mood is such, I can go to the other side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted August 12, 2015 Depends on what sauce I'm on. All beer, all good. Mix in a few shots, it's a crap shoot. I'm aggressive by nature, so you never know. Smooth nights are good. Piss me off, when the mood is such, I can go to the other side. And if you've been drinking Rumplemintz, I suggest saving the quarter and calling someone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,598 Posted August 12, 2015 And if you've been drinking Rumplemintz, I suggest saving the quarter and calling someone else. The quarter? Interesting analogy. Perplexion at its finest. I'll give you two nickels for Pchciatric help ,Lucy style. A dime, so to speak. I'm seeing double and it feels like the last time I used the fax.....uhhhmmmm....pay phone to talk, it cost a dime. And a star. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 835 Posted August 12, 2015 I become a bad speller Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NEWPOSTERGUY! 288 Posted August 12, 2015 - meh, tend to fall on the belligerent, nastier side ... especially on the bourbon ergo, only indulge that when the gf and daughter are outta town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 939 Posted August 12, 2015 Yeah... I'm a hot mess if I try and drink heavily. And... it always ends with puking. OM this is for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 939 Posted August 12, 2015 Like BB it depends on the sauce,but for the most part I'm a very happy drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted August 12, 2015 SleepyThis. I'm good for about 2 hours Like clockwork. But then again, I'm a shot and a beer kind of guy. I drink fast and hard. I can't do what other guys do, Like sit around and drink beer for 8 hours. That just put me into a coma. By the time the cab Drops me off, I'm ready for a nap fest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted August 13, 2015 This. I'm good for about 2 hours Like clockwork. But then again, I'm a shot and a beer kind of guy. I drink fast and hard. I can't do what other guys do, Like sit around and drink beer for 8 hours. That just put me into a coma. By the time the cab Drops me off, I'm ready for a nap fest. That was my problem. I'd drink like 6-7 shots and 3 beers in an hour. Get super wasted and go to sleep. Wish I could sip on a drink responsibly. I miss booze! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 835 Posted August 13, 2015 . I miss booze! How long ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,750 Posted August 13, 2015 happy drunk. there was a time about 25 years when tequila would make me an angry, aggressive drunk. got over that though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted August 13, 2015 How long ? About a year and a half. Still sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 835 Posted August 13, 2015 About a year and a half. Still sucks. I'm sure it does. More power to you brother NOT that would be a mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tubby_mcgee 701 Posted August 13, 2015 Happy. Occasionally, I'll go klepto drunk, and wake up with the weirdest sh!t in my house. Once, we got hammered at the saint Pete pier. I woke up with a sombrero, which apparently I saw hanging on the wall of a bar, and wanted to wear, a shrunken head (wooden) from a tiki bar, a sign that I stole from Jonny rockets that said "please see hostess for seating, and a stack of three orange cones that I stole from the valet stand. Apparently, at one time, there were a bunch of cones, we used the rest to randomly block off intersections in downtown Saint Petersburg. Lucky I didn't get arrested that night. You from St. Petersburg/St. Pete Beach/Tampa area? I just got back from there. Rained the entire focking 5 days I was there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 13, 2015 You from St. Petersburg/St. Pete Beach/Tampa area? I just got back from there. Rained the entire focking 5 days I was there. No, I. From Tennessee. I went to law school at Stetson, in st. Pete. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,598 Posted August 13, 2015 That was my problem. I'd drink like 6-7 shots and 3 beers in an hour. Get super wasted and go to sleep. Wish I could sip on a drink responsibly. I miss booze! Why did you blow your load on shots so early? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
