Old School 360 Posted August 27, 2015 Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Followed by: This is a fellow teacher (on the right obviously). She is philapena. I think she is smoking hot. https://goo.gl/photos/p3LRwN1vH5Y4QEd18 . Dude. She's hot. Love those long legs in a short skirt. Have fun. It may be one of those evenings when all you can do is lay on your back and scream! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,683 Posted August 27, 2015 im 35. I desire no spawn. My line can die with me. Ha! If you and the bus chick procreated, I can see the next Mao Ying. Love those long legs on her. She needs to eat a few burgers though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted August 27, 2015 I will never forgive the Chinese for what they did to us at Pearl Harbor. Potato potawto , lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 27, 2015 Dude. She's hot. Love those long legs in a short skirt. Have fun. It may be one of those evenings when all you can do is lay on your back and scream! I have a feeling she's a freak. Phillapina, very aggressive in normal life, and quite religious. Those things add up to fun times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted August 27, 2015 I remember Strike giving me grief for a spelling or grammar typo. "... and you call yourself a teacher." I'm under no illusion that I'm any more qualified to do this job than any of you guys. Titans essentially went there as a teacher, and JTB said he was a failure. If you're going to be a and call a teacher a failure, you should at least have proper spelling and sentence structure yourself, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,386 Posted August 27, 2015 Titans, how can you teach english without knowing alicka Chinese? Is it all done through your hot assistant/interpreter, or is it like an immersion class for the kiddies where no Chinese is spoken? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 192 Posted August 27, 2015 Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 27, 2015 Titans, how can you teach english without knowing alicka Chinese? Is it all done through your hot assistant/interpreter, or is it like an immersion class for the kiddies where no Chinese is spoken? In theory, it is English only. All the kids in the class have English names they chose (some of them are funny. I have a girl called banana, another called Barbie, etc.). But it is hard to explain what words mean in a language they only have a rudimentary grasp of. Usually, I will ask one of the brighter students to translate. If they can't, My assistant will do it. She also handles all classroom business (homework and whatnot) in Chinese. She handles all interactions with parents and school administration. She is also the heavy when it comes to discipline. She gets all dragon lady, screams at them, rolls up a book and smacks them upside the head. It's pretty hot. All I do is plan and prepare lessons. That's it. And I make five times her salary plus free housing. It's a pretty sweet life I must say. Easy money. Lots of disposable income. Hot girls everywhere dying to meet you. Cool friends from all over the world. Easy opportunities to travel. I highly recommend it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,513 Posted August 28, 2015 In theory, it is English only. All the kids in the class have English names they chose (some of them are funny. I have a girl called banana, another called Barbie, etc.). But it is hard to explain what words mean in a language they only have a rudimentary grasp of. Usually, I will ask one of the brighter students to translate. If they can't, My assistant will do it. She also handles all classroom business (homework and whatnot) in Chinese. She handles all interactions with parents and school administration. She is also the heavy when it comes to discipline. She gets all dragon lady, screams at them, rolls up a book and smacks them upside the head. It's pretty hot. All I do is plan and prepare lessons. That's it. And I make five times her salary plus free housing. It's a pretty sweet life I must say. Easy money. Lots of disposable income. Hot girls everywhere dying to meet you. Cool friends from all over the world. Easy opportunities to travel. I highly recommend it. Oh no. No no no. How boring your classes must be. Get this now. It's how I make my living teaching little kids over here for most of the last 14 years. It's great. It's British though and some words are different. Songs, chants, stories, picture cards, story cards, class book, workbook. It's a full children's curriculum organized thoughtfully., it's excellent, it's cheap, and it comes with a teaching guide where all your lesson plans are already written for you. http://s.m.taobao.com/h5?q=Playway+to+english&search=Submit Highly, highly, extremely recommended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 28, 2015 Oh no. No no no. How boring your classes must be. Get this now. It's how I make my living teaching little kids over here for most of the last 14 years. It's great. It's British though and some words are different. Songs, chants, stories, picture cards, story cards, class book, workbook. It's a full children's curriculum organized thoughtfully., it's excellent, it's cheap, and it comes with a teaching guide where all your lesson plans are already written for you. http://s.m.taobao.com/h5?q=Playway+to+english&search=Submit Highly, highly, extremely recommended. Oh, i do all that stuff. Games, videos, stories. Workbook. We have a very well thought out curriculum. I never just lecture, it doesn't work and would bore both me and them to tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,386 Posted August 28, 2015 Oh no. No no no. How boring your classes must be. Get this now. It's how I make my living teaching little kids over here for most of the last 14 years. It's great. It's British though and some words are different. Songs, chants, stories, picture cards, story cards, class book, workbook. It's a full children's curriculum organized thoughtfully., it's excellent, it's cheap, and it comes with a teaching guide where all your lesson plans are already written for you. http://s.m.taobao.com/h5?q=Playway+to+english&search=Submit Highly, highly, extremely recommended. So basically if Titans' hot, bilingual assistant knew about that book, they wouldn't need Titans at all? Do they just like having a whitey figurehead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted August 28, 2015 My assistant in our office. We have to share a desk, and she bends over in that little skirt all the time. It's focking brutal. https://goo.gl/photos/k85igFNfC4syYhww6 Now that's a fantasy come true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 28, 2015 So basically if Titans' hot, bilingual assistant knew about that book, they wouldn't need Titans at all? Do they just like having a whitey figurehead? She could teach the class herself. In fact, all the other English classes are taught by Chinese. We get better results. The numbers prove it. Part of it is we, are natives. We speak it better, with no accent. Part of it is we teach in a more fun, creative way. And part of it is, they like having a whitey for a school mascot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,513 Posted August 28, 2015 So basically if Titans' hot, bilingual assistant knew about that book, they wouldn't need Titans at all? Do they just like having a whitey figurehead? No. Parents want the white guy (thankfully) and will pay more. I don't know TBBOM's thing about the suit and tie. I always dress casual and only shave once a week. I considered it a perk of the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 28, 2015 No. Parents want the white guy (thankfully) and will pay more. I don't know TBBOM's thing about the suit and tie. I always dress casual and only shave once a week. I considered it a perk of the job. Oh I don't wear a jacket. Fock no, its way too hot for that sh!t. I wear a shirt and tie to work for two reasons. 1. They are paying for "western professional teacher." Might as well put on the costume. 2. My company keeps a very close eye on us. They have weird rules about drinking and carousing and whatnot. I figure if I look like a professional, they may not look at me as closely. Actually, speaking of #2, listen to this crap. We are split up into teams by grade level. Each team has a team leader. The teams meet weekly to plan lessons and split up the workload. Why should all of us plan 20 lessons a week? To facilitate this process, we have a cloud server. You can upload lesson plans, videos, powerpoints, and whatnot for everyone else to use if they want. So yesterday, one of the team leaders plugged his phone into his laptop. Unfortunately for him, he has the cloud app on his phone, and was logged into the cloud. Windows started popping up in Chinese. Well apparently, it decided to upload all the pictures from his phone to the cloud, for the whole company to see. Nekkid pics included. But that wasn't the worst of his problems. Apparently, he has quite the percocet habit, and had pictures of his stash, which consists of over 1,000 pills. I imagine he probably deals too. He is in deep sh!t. I would venture to guess that he will be fired and his work visa revoked soon. The old "you have seven days to vacate the country" routine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,844 Posted August 28, 2015 Sounds like you are having a good time titans... Glad to hear... But seriously, please drop the use of "whatnot", it is the word crutch for the idiot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,996 Posted August 28, 2015 But seriously, please drop the use of "whatnot", it is the word crutch for the idiot... More than, "..."? Uh, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,844 Posted August 28, 2015 More than, "..."? Uh, no. Actually the "..." was born from the OBC chat room as it initially had a character limit and I used that to continue sentences... I still use this only on a couple of message boards, just for legacy reasons... Also, how does one actually speak "..."? It can't be done, unlike using the crutch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 28, 2015 Sounds like you are having a good time titans... Glad to hear... But seriously, please drop the use of "whatnot", it is the word crutch for the idiot... I have gotten into a bad habit of overusing that. I prefer it to etc., but both are poor choices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted August 28, 2015 I wear a shirt, tie, an no pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted August 28, 2015 More than, "..."? Uh, no. I use the sh!t out of ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,173 Posted August 28, 2015 I use the sh!t out of ... Well, you are a barbaric crumpler and whatnot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted August 29, 2015 Where's the pics Jared ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,157 Posted August 29, 2015 Bring back the use of rigamarole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted August 29, 2015 I went to the mall today. Man, it is just sick how many hotties there are. Unfortunately, I'm beginning to realize that what I have been told by my veteran friends is true... You will not get laid from a local girl without marrying her. Period. It's like the myth of tantalus... Or the rhyme of the ancient mariner by Coleridge. "Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink." Fortunately, I have found the red light district. It is a ten minute walk from home, five from work. Cost for a hot hooker for the entire night... $50. I think when I get paid, I will get two at once, and check "threesome" off the bucket list. Anyway, got a lot of creeper shots at the mall. I'll post em tomorrow, I'm too drunk for that sh!t right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
