mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 So I had made mention of purchasing a Squatty Potty in another thread. Enough of you gentlemen also poop, so you were curious as to what my thoughts were on it. So first off I picked up this one: Squatty Potty 7" They come in the 7" or 9" tall versions. As I'm not super bendy, also after reading reviews that the 9" is probably more for kids, I chose the 7" model. It came yesterday, and it's pretty big. I don't know why I thought it would be smaller, but it's not really obtrusively big, just bigger than I imagined. I think if you'd have bought it at the Bed, Bath, and Beyond and got a chance to see it before purchase, it wouldn't have been a problem. I wasn't a deal breaker though and tucked nicely under the front of the toilet. 1st experience: So this morning was my first chance to use it. It was before a shower, so's I was neked, and I haven't had a chance to try it with the pants around the ankles yet. I started by putting at a reasonable distance from the toilet and stood up on it. Then sat down. It wasn't really unnatural feeling at all, but rather it relaxed my abs. I've read reviews were people said it was hard to maintain that angle with their legs and that it put to much pressure on their ass, as a much smaller ass area was touching the seat than normal. I'd say that was horsesh!t. I had no problem at all maintaining the seating and it wasn't at all uncomfortable. It was time to get down to business. Now normally I'm not a big "grunter" and don't need to push hard on my guts to go. But this was a little... well weird. So you let your spinct muscle go like normal... and it was crazy... sorta like just like soft served on out. I sh!t you not, like the rainbow icecream coming out of the unicorn. It didn't like shoot/blast out or anything... just a quick steady.... flow and bango.... done. Obviously this was a first attempt, but I'm telling you, it really worked like it said. I'll have to see if there's a difference, if my all dehydrated or after a huge meal. But... so far so good. I'm optimistic my pooping is going to be first rate from now on! I'll update over the next week or two, but I'd say if your on the fence, take a "shot" with this thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 11, 2015 'bout focking time this came out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 'bout focking time this came out. The product or the review? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 11, 2015 The product or the review? The review. I am familiar with the product through Howard Stern. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,410 Posted November 11, 2015 Now if only you'd post a pic of your green Burger King poop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted November 11, 2015 How does it tuck under the front of the toilet? I am trying to visualize this. The front of the toilet is the bowl, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,612 Posted November 11, 2015 Really? $38 for a stool? Why not just make a 7" one yourself? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 Really? $38 for a stool? Why not just make a 7" one yourself? Well it's really $28... and I'm bougoise enough not to be bothered into trying to put one together. What am I some sort of union shop guy? Wtf... make one myself... u focking loony? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted November 11, 2015 Really? $38 for a stool? Why not just make a 7" one yourself? Yeah. That looks like a rip off. How bout Toilet Stirrups? That might be a better idea. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 How does it tuck under the front of the toilet? I am trying to visualize this. The front of the toilet is the bowl, right? It's like in a upside down U shape. So it just slides under the bowl, U opening down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted November 11, 2015 Yeah. That looks like a rip off. How bout Toilet Stirrups? That might be a better idea. Or, maybe modify a fock swing. The Sh!t Swing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted November 11, 2015 Or, maybe modify a fock swing. The Sh!t Swing? Or we could market these as Poop Shoes. http://www.jamrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/classics-buffalo-shoes.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted November 11, 2015 What does your wife think of all this? The kids? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,410 Posted November 11, 2015 Well it's really $28... and I'm bougoise enough not to be bothered into trying to put one together. What am I some sort of union shop guy? Wtf... make one myself... u focking loony? at this point in life I wish I could afford to have your answer. I'll be making mine until I can afford my to blow money on a squatty potty Then hopefully I'll be able to afford the squirty perty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,410 Posted November 11, 2015 Yeah. That looks like a rip off. How bout Toilet Stirrups? That might be a better idea. Only available in Texas & Arizona Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 593 Posted November 11, 2015 What does your wife think of all this? The kids? They're all bragging to their friends of their father championing the fight to take a better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted November 11, 2015 Another good thing, you can use to change a light bulb... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,564 Posted November 11, 2015 I can vouch that it works well. I'm not retarded, so I just took a little box and put my feet on it just to see what all the fuss was about. It was a much smoother experience. Now I just take a little basket I use to hold rolls of TP, and prop my feet up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 What does your wife think of all this? The kids? My 7 year old thought it was the funniest thing ever when I said it was so daddy could poop like a rocket! Wife is used to me going off on goofy tangents on the flavor of the week. Called this one rediciloise, but I bet she tries it out. It's in "our" bathroom in the master anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 at this point in life I wish I could afford to have your answer. I'll be making mine until I can afford my to blow money on a squatty potty Then hopefully I'll be able to afford the squirty perty I got plastic sh!tter stand money yo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 I can vouch that it works well. I'm not retarded, so I just took a little box and put my feet on it just to see what all the fuss was about. It was a much smoother experience. Now I just take a little basket I use to hold rolls of TP, and prop my feet up Hey! I'm not a'tarded either! Jus... don't hate cause I went name brand! Usually I'm a cheap basturd, ask anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted November 11, 2015 Question: did you have to go when you used it, or was it your normal morning routine? Basically, I shat in the morning, but sometimes it takes awhile. If this thing is automatic, I'm focking get one and shaving 20 minutes off my morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 Question: did you have to go when you used it, or was it your normal morning routine? Basically, I shat in the morning, but sometimes it takes awhile. If this thing is automatic, I'm focking get one and shaving 20 minutes off my morning. Routine before a shower. I try to have a clean ass on the way to work, so it behooves me to shower after. This morning I didn't nessicerily feel the need to go, but figured I could if I tried. It was much easier then in the past when your just trying to make sure the tanks on E. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted November 11, 2015 Routine before a shower. I try to have a clean ass on the way to work, so it behooves me to shower after. This morning I didn't nessicerily feel the need to go, but figured I could if I tried. It was much easier then in the past when your just trying to make sure the tanks on E. I'm the same way. How long before the poop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 I'm the same way. How long before the poop? Fairly quickly... now I'm not saying it was unstoppable, it was just "happening" before u know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted November 11, 2015 This is textbook case of marketing genius. Catchy name, everyday application and brilliant advertising. Add it all up and you can seel a cheap piece of plastic for $25 and absolutely clean up. Brilliance. Theres a $20 knock off sold online but ill be damned if I can find it again with google. Plus they have been selling toilet stools for years. But all I see in searches is squatty pottys. Has to be dirt cheap overhead to produce this thing and they are selling a boatload. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 790 Posted November 11, 2015 This is textbook case of marketing genius. Catchy name, everyday application and brilliant advertising. Add it all up and you can seel a cheap piece of plastic for $25 and absolutely clean up. Brilliance. Theres a $20 knock off sold online but ill be damned if I can find it again with google. Plus they have been selling toilet stools for years. But all I see in searches is squatty pottys. Has to be dirt cheap overhead to produce this thing and they are selling a boatload. This is where I saw it 1st. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted November 11, 2015 This is where I saw it 1st. Yea that was a great stepping stone for them. I wonder how many people watch that show and scramble to patent similar products in case they take off. That has to be a thing right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,659 Posted November 11, 2015 Working on a knock off of this myself. I call it the stool stool. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted November 11, 2015 A friend of mine was telling me he just bought one of these as well,best sh!t ever he said.Also said it was great because humans like animals are meant to squat when doing our business and that his doc was all for it in helping with colon issues and the like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,127 Posted November 12, 2015 Really? $38 for a stool? Why not just make a 7" one yourself? I just use Gutterboy's shoulders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,410 Posted November 12, 2015 I got plastic sh!tter stand money yo. yo yo a go go mo fo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted November 12, 2015 http://www.naturesplatform.com/all_products.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted November 12, 2015 Just rip out your toilet and squat over the hole. Asians figured this out like 5000 years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 12, 2015 Just rip out your toilet and squat over the hole. Asians figured this out like 5000 years ago. My apartment has a western throne, thank god. I want to get one of those bedside potties for old people and throw the bowl away to put in the toilet at work. Fock squatting. Yeah, it works better, but it's undignified, and I can't read on the sh!tter at work, which used to be a good thing. Oh, and they miss the hole constantly by the way, and leave their focking cow patty there on the porcelain bowl part to harden and stink the focking place up all day. They can't be bothered to hold the flusher down until it washes away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted November 12, 2015 I ordered one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted November 12, 2015 Last night I wanted to see of there was something to this whole squatty potty thing so I attempted to recreate it with items I had on hand. I couldn't find a small stool but I had a of couple milk crates lying around so I grabbed them and put one on either side of the toilet and sat down. I think they were too tall and the way it made my body contort I almost got stuck in the squat position as my legs were too high and I couldn't move. I would not recommend milk crates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
southcarolina 166 Posted November 12, 2015 I dont understand what the point of this device is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted November 12, 2015 I dont understand what the point of this device is. It puts your body in its natural position to poop. So you poop easier and faster. It's a poop enabler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
