2016 SI swimsuit

[shotsup 835]

What about this beach chick

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/wdvssOW

[Mungwater 601]

What about this beach chick

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/wdvssOW

That's nasty

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I dont doubt it. Your perverted azz is one of maybe 10 or less geeks around here that I count as knowing a damn thing about women.

I would be extremely interested to see that list. :popcorn:

[IGotWorms 4,063]

What about this beach chick

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/wdvssOW

Sure if you saw her in half at the waist

[peenie 1,963]

You guys just value different things. Can we be polite and not call the beach girl's body nasty. It's like saying a woman with big breasts is nasty.

I found Erin Andrews body quite unappealing to look at. She had nice breasts, if they were real, but those hips were too wide for my taste, her stomach had a kangaroo pouch and she had no butt. She's not hot at all to me. You don't see me calling her names because I don't find her attractive.

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

The hottest chick this year is Lindsey Vonn. When I was living in Vail a few winters ago she was a local celebrity there, she's actually even hotter in person.

 

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/43/71/47/9411045/4/920x920.jpg

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,543]

The hottest chick this year is Lindsey Vonn. When I was living in Vail a few winters ago she was a local celebrity there, she's actually even hotter in person.

 

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/43/71/47/9411045/4/920x920.jpg

 

I don't think she is attractive at all

[IGotWorms 4,063]

 

I don't think she is attractive at all

At the risk of being "that guy", let me say that I've always thought her face was kind of scary.

 

Awesome body though

[tanatastic 2,062]

What about this beach chick

http://imgur.com/gallery/wdvssOW

Absolutely amazing. An almost perfect azz. A juicy bubble. Again, to most geeks this azz would be like looking at the davinci code, they would have no idea what to do with it. For a chick to get respect here they need to have almost no hips,, B cup boobs at most, and an absolutely flawless face. Anything less makes them insecure and the nitpicking starts.

[tanatastic 2,062]

I would be extremely interested to see that list. :popcorn:

Nah not worth it. Sadly for a forum on a FF website, women are among the most frustrating things to talk about here. Staggeringly bad opinions (not just this thread, I know Ashley is like 50lbs overweight) and pathetic 40-50yr old dudes saying beautiful women aren't hot at every turn. It really just makes you step away and say "I can't." with this group. Politics and religion are better topics here, I'd much rather discuss those with this bunch.

 

Bonus comment: Lol at people saying Lyndsey Vonn and Paulina Gretzky aren't hot. That stuff makes me crack up laughing. Both are well out of the league of anyone who nay says them even without their fame.

[penultimatestraw 473]

What about this beach chick

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/wdvssOW

Pear with fat ass. Not "p" phat, fat.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Pear with fat ass. Not "p" phat, fat.

Lol she's skinny everywhere but azz and thighs. What a moron.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Nah not worth it. Sadly for a forum on a FF website, women are among the most frustrating things to talk about here. Staggeringly bad opinions (not just this thread, I know Ashley is like 50lbs overweight) and pathetic 40-50yr old dudes saying beautiful women aren't hot at every turn. It really just makes you step away and say "I can't." with this group. Politics and religion are better topics here, I'd much rather discuss those with this bunch.

 

Bonus comment: Lol at people saying Lyndsey Vonn and Paulina Gretzky aren't hot. That stuff makes me crack up laughing. Both are well out of the league of anyone who nay says them even without their fame.

I still don't understand why someone must be a dating prospect to evaluate their attractiveness. It is irrelevant that most of the Geeks wouldn't have a chance to date any of these chicks.

 

Do you ever give negative opinions on professional athletes? Are you as skilled at their sport?

[penultimatestraw 473]

Lol she's skinny everywhere but azz and thighs. What a moron.

Right. Hence the adjective preceding "ass." Some people find this unattractive, in addition to unhealthy. The former is an opinion, so it can't be "wrong" BTW.

[tanatastic 2,062]

I still don't understand why someone must be a dating prospect to evaluate their attractiveness. It is irrelevant that most of the Geeks wouldn't have a chance to date any of these chicks.

 

Do you ever give negative opinions on professional athletes? Are you as skilled at their sport?

 

I see your point about athletes but it's not the same to me. Its just a way of trying to deflate this sense of superiority I see when guys say an obviously hot woman isn't hot. Not necessarily Ashley, she is big enough to have a divided opinion. But just in general. Take the beach chick you said was a pear and a fat ass. Men would line up around the block and kill for that kind of body on a woman. She's blatantly sexy, at least from behind. Vonn, Gretzky, these women are known for their good looks. It's a thing. I'm just saying it's annoying listening to the nose in the air judgement when there is sooooo many things to admire about a woman. That's why I said earlier, show me a guy who only points out negatives and I'll show you a guy who is clueless about women.

 

GC queen Kate beckinsale isnt my type, but is she hot absolutely. She's gorgeous. Mila kunis, not my type, but she's a freaking smoking hot angel. See I can talk about women without saying "pass" like I'm some expert judge because I know enough about women to recognize beauty. Those who say otherwise simply haven't had their hands on many women to know any better other than their wives they married as a virgin 24 years ago. When you get your hands on a soft woman, there's nothing better. Sexy curves, soft skin, there's simply nothin like it.

 

Final edit about the beach chick in the above pic. Men are innately drawn to curves. I'm sorry but if you dont find that ass hot, you are Ghey and that's not debatable.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Pen, I thought more about the athlete comparison. The reason I don't like it is because it implies "she isn't hot enough for me.". Wich is different than saying "Nick Foles sucks.", to me.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Pen, I thought more about the athlete comparison. The reason I don't like it is because it implies "she isn't hot enough for me.". Wich is different than saying "Nick Foles sucks.", to me.

Nick Foles sucks but none of us are ever beating him out for a QB gig

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I tend to agree. When talking about celebrities and models, there is a different standard than real life.

 

As for "would you hit it" the answer is almost always "yes, under the right circumstances."

 

There is a hole for every role. Is the ugly chick going to be my girlfriend? No. Would I let her be a Thursday night girl? Maybe. Would I fock her at 3am drunk in a club barhroom?

 

Probably. Sometimes all you need is willing and available.

[kutulu 1,705]

http://i.imgur.com/15oXo5P.jpg

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,543]

http://i.imgur.com/15oXo5P.jpg

[penultimatestraw 473]

Pen, I thought more about the athlete comparison. The reason I don't like it is because it implies "she isn't hot enough for me.". Wich is different than saying "Nick Foles sucks.", to me.

To say someone isn't attractive doesn't mean they aren't good enough for you; it just means they don't appeal to you. Which is 100% subjective, differing from person to person. And people's worth has nothing to do with the attractiveness of their partner.

 

Using your logic, doesn't saying Nick Foles sucks imply you could do a better job?

[tanatastic 2,062]

http://i.imgur.com/15oXo5P.jpg

Wow...after half the GC "passes" I'd come in and scoop that up. Just beautiful. Just to clarify, if you pass on this, your a Ghey, no exceptions.

[penultimatestraw 473]

I see your point about athletes but it's not the same to me. Its just a way of trying to deflate this sense of superiority I see when guys say an obviously hot woman isn't hot. Not necessarily Ashley, she is big enough to have a divided opinion. But just in general. Take the beach chick you said was a pear and a fat ass. Men would line up around the block and kill for that kind of body on a woman. She's blatantly sexy, at least from behind. Vonn, Gretzky, these women are known for their good looks. It's a thing. I'm just saying it's annoying listening to the nose in the air judgement when there is sooooo many things to admire about a woman. That's why I said earlier, show me a guy who only points out negatives and I'll show you a guy who is clueless about women.

 

GC queen Kate beckinsale isnt my type, but is she hot absolutely. She's gorgeous. Mila kunis, not my type, but she's a freaking smoking hot angel. See I can talk about women without saying "pass" like I'm some expert judge because I know enough about women to recognize beauty. Those who say otherwise simply haven't had their hands on many women to know any better other than their wives they married as a virgin 24 years ago. When you get your hands on a soft woman, there's nothing better. Sexy curves, soft skin, there's simply nothin like it.

 

Final edit about the beach chick in the above pic. Men are innately drawn to curves. I'm sorry but if you dont find that ass hot, you are Ghey and that's not debatable.

Curves are attractive; ripples are not. At least not to me. I prefer petite, athletic chicks.

 

Some guys find Asians unattractive, in part because they aren't as curvy as some other ethnicities. I've married two, so you can guess what I think about them.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Curves are attractive; ripples are not. At least not to me. I prefer petite, athletic chicks.

 

Some guys find Asians unattractive, in part because they aren't as curvy as some other ethnicities. I've married two, so you can guess what I think about them.

 

Not much, at this point

[penultimatestraw 473]

Wow...after half the GC "passes" I'd come in and scoop that up. Just beautiful. Just to clarify, if you pass on this, your a Ghey, no exceptions.

Meh. Another pear. Look at mobb_deep's avatar for an example of a curvy woman who isn't fat.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Meh. Another pear. Look at mobb_deep's avatar for an example of a curvy woman who isn't fat.

LOL this has to be a joke, the girl in that pic is about the furthest from fat it gets besides amazingly womanly perfectly curvy hips. You have seriously gone off the deep end if you think this is undesireable. Any further talk about women is invalid from you.

 

http://imgur.com/15oXo5P If this is"meh" and "pear shaped", i dont know how to help you and your mental retardation. Thats a perfect hourglass. im focking done with this thread. I will give Pen one chance to take it back or say he was just messin around to play along. Otherwise you officially lose all credibility at the GC when it comes to women. Not just in my eyes, in most everyones.

 

Final edit: Ok you know what, im getting worked up over nothing. You do you man. Go ahead and call this girl in the pic fat, you go for it man. Me and every other man on the planet will be doing a double take and marvelling at the specemin of sexiness. To each their own.

[Cruzer 1,996]

LOL this has to be a joke, the girl in that pic is about the furthest from fat it gets besides amazingly womanly perfectly curvy hips. You have seriously gone off the deep end if you think this is undesireable. Any further talk about women is invalid from you.

 

http://imgur.com/15oXo5P

Agreed, this is some quality stuff here.

[Mookz 1,374]

LOL this has to be a joke, the girl in that pic is about the furthest from fat it gets besides amazingly womanly perfectly curvy hips. You have seriously gone off the deep end if you think this is undesireable. Any further talk about women is invalid from you.

 

http://imgur.com/15oXo5P If this is"meh" and "pear shaped", i dont know how to help you and your mental retardation. Thats a perfect hourglass. im focking done with this thread. I will give Pen one chance to take it back or say he was just messin around to play along. Otherwise you officially lose all credibility at the GC when it comes to women. Not just in my eyes, in most everyones.

 

Final edit: Ok you know what, im getting worked up over nothing. You do you man. Go ahead and call this girl in the pic fat, you go for it man. Me and every other man on the planet will be doing a double take and marvelling at the specemin of sexiness. To each their own.

 

Is this some kind of new meme, taking hot girls and exaggerating their butts with photochop? I don't think either of the last two were real. (I know the beach one wasn't because someone linked the original in the comments section.)

[tanatastic 2,062]

 

Is this some kind of new meme, taking hot girls and exaggerating their butts with photochop? I don't think either of the last two were real. (I know the beach one wasn't because someone linked the original in the comments section.)

Yep that first one is but this second one looks normal, nothing unrealistic about it. There are women that hot, just not many of them. Pen mentioned Mobb Deeps pic, thats like a 1 in a billion ass, good luck finding that in real life. Either way, thats how I like my ass.

[Mungwater 601]

Yep that first one is but this second one looks normal, nothing unrealistic about it. There are women that hot, just not many of them. Pen mentioned Mobb Deeps pic, thats like a 1 in a billion ass, good luck finding that in real life. Either way, thats how I like my ass.

Taking off those yoga pants is like popping a canister of muffins

[hoytdwow 202]

A couple of the other models in this year's issue are on the heavy side ... not fat, just thicker than the usual Barbies. Robyn Lawley for instance

[Mungwater 601]

I do find it funny that women are always remarking how chubby Marilyn Monroe was or applauding putting plus sized models in the ads, but you never see a plus sized male model. And nobody bitches because fat guys know they're fat and deal with it.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Taking off those yoga pants is like popping a canister of muffins

Most of you have never/will never know the hotness of sliding off tight pants around a thick juicy ass like like that. Top 5 feelings/sights in the world of sexuality.

[jerryskids 7,085]

Most of you have never/will never know the hotness of sliding off tight pants around a thick juicy ass like like that. Top 5 feelings/sights in the world of sexuality.

You do realize we are all rich with 10 inch cacks and trophy model SOs, right?

[Mungwater 601]

You do realize we are all rich with 10 inch cacks and trophy model SOs, right?

Bert and wiffleball met my wife, but Bert is definitely a tit man.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

LOL this has to be a joke, the girl in that pic is about the furthest from fat it gets besides amazingly womanly perfectly curvy hips. You have seriously gone off the deep end if you think this is undesireable. Any further talk about women is invalid from you.

 

http://imgur.com/15oXo5P If this is"meh" and "pear shaped", i dont know how to help you and your mental retardation. Thats a perfect hourglass. im focking done with this thread. I will give Pen one chance to take it back or say he was just messin around to play along. Otherwise you officially lose all credibility at the GC when it comes to women. Not just in my eyes, in most everyones.

 

Final edit: Ok you know what, im getting worked up over nothing. You do you man. Go ahead and call this girl in the pic fat, you go for it man. Me and every other man on the planet will be doing a double take and marvelling at the specemin of sexiness. To each their own.

She's not exactly "fat" but the body type just doesn't do it for me. Same with Kim kardashian who is apparently the epitome of sexy to you. And that's fine, more power to you. But it doesn't mean a dude is lying or ghey if he says it isn't the hottest chick he's ever seen

[posty 2,810]

Wow...after half the GC "passes" I'd come in and scoop that up. Just beautiful. Just to clarify, if you pass on this, your a Ghey, no exceptions.

What if her face looks like Rosie O'Donnell?

[jerryskids 7,085]

Bert and wiffleball met my wife, but Bert is definitely a tit man.

That spunky sales chick I mentioned in our meet-up thread was pretty flat/skinny, so probably not his type. Or mine, although I prefer it to fat.

 

I think Greedo is the only geek who has met my wife. If my avatar at the Closet is a chick doing a yoga headstand, that is my wife.

[tanatastic 2,062]

What if her face looks like Rosie O'Donnell?

Still good to go but a little iffy. Face is the most superficial thing on a woman and low on my priorities list. im more advanced than that, I like the feel and look of a sexy body. Thats what paper bags are for.

 

She's not exactly "fat" but the body type just doesn't do it for me. Same with Kim kardashian who is apparently the epitome of sexy to you. And that's fine, more power to you. But it doesn't mean a dude is lying or ghey if he says it isn't the hottest chick he's ever seen

Pre tv show, surgery Kim was among the hottest women in the world. 10-12 years ago. Not anymore. And yes, you are ghey if the chick in the recent pics doesnt do it for you. This is not a debate.

[shotsup 835]

LOL this has to be a joke, the girl in that pic is about the furthest from fat it gets besides amazingly womanly perfectly curvy hips. You have seriously gone off the deep end if you think this is undesireable. Any further talk about women is invalid from you.

 

http://imgur.com/15oXo5P If this is"meh" and "pear shaped", i dont know how to help you and your mental retardation. Thats a perfect hourglass. im focking done with this thread. I will give Pen one chance to take it back or say he was just messin around to play along. Otherwise you officially lose all credibility at the GC when it comes to women. Not just in my eyes, in most everyones.

 

Final edit: Ok you know what, im getting worked up over nothing. You do you man. Go ahead and call this girl in the pic fat, you go for it man. Me and every other man on the planet will be doing a double take and marvelling at the specemin of sexiness. To each their own.

You have zero rights to talk about credibility. Zero.