So.....If you could actually do someone's Mom from here......

[Bier Meister 1,527]

i'd pop something in that microwave

[Strike 4,067]

I'm an idiot.

 

You should send your mom a link to this thread. And, if you have any, your sisters too.

[jerryskids 5,324]

This thread reminds me of this goon named microwave from the old SomethingAwful forum days. He posted a picture of his hot mom for some reason. It's still internet lore till this day... All sorts of memes and photoshops all over the net.

 

https://imgur.com/ZS3yL

 

Would. Wood.

[shotsup 832]

I hear Eds mom kinda got around. But she be dead.

[cbfalcon 824]

She's tall. 5'10ish. Dads 6'4 that's probably worth mentioning.

Going forward, when I must, I'll refer to it as "enacting the 90sbaby's mom exception".

[supermike80 1,323]

I'm an idiot.

At your age you'll say that a lot more. No worries. You're cool.

[drobeski 3,061]

You're dead to me. Asian women beat pretty much any other race/ethnicity, though Hispanic/South American are close.

pretty much this

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

 

You're dead to me. Asian women beat pretty much any other race/ethnicity,

 

-51 life points for you.

 

They may love you long time but they don't do much for me. Hispanic/South American women are beautiful. I love the big dark eyes and dark hair on the women.

[Kanil 520]

Dads 6'4 that's probably worth mentioning.

 

 

 

 

i like em long and bendy

 

[jerryskids 5,324]

 

Hispanic/South American women are beautiful. I love the big dark eyes and dark hair on the women.

 

Agreed. My wife is Italian but everyone who meets her in Phoenix thinks she is hispanic. I would add that they tend to have girl curves, whereas many Asian women are boy shaped.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

 

I would add that they tend to have girl curves, whereas many Asian women are boy shaped.

 

This guy gets it.

 

I once went to Italy in the military. Walked around amazed at the loveliness of the women. Spain as well.

[vuduchile 1,941]

You're dead to me. Asian women beat pretty much any other race/ethnicity, though Hispanic/South American are close.

Neither Asians nor Hispanics would be my first choice. I like the Italians, Russians, and Germans.

[iam90sbaby 2,144]

Neither Asians nor Hispanics would be my first choice. I like the Italians, Russians, and Germans.

 

This guy gets it.

 

Ukrainian and Russian women are the sh!t. I had no idea until I went to Europe earlier this year, holy fock. A 5 there is a solid 8 in the US.

[jerryskids 5,324]

 

This guy gets it.

 

Ukrainian and Russian women are the sh!t. I had no idea until I went to Europe earlier this year, holy fock. A 5 there is a solid 8 in the US.

 

I'm Eastern European so I like those as well. Czech pron is the bestest.

[iam90sbaby 2,144]

 

I'm Eastern European so I like those as well. Czech pron is the bestest.

 

I'll take any of them, Czech, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Russian, etc... I met this Ukrainian girl when I was in Kiev, went out with her a few times, I talk to her on Viber now and will probably go see her again this winter. I am just trying to decide why she is interested me. She has a really good job over there so I don't think its a financial thing. I mean she wouldn't even be the hottest girl I've been with it is just something about that accent that kills me.

[Bier Meister 1,527]

is she looking for a green card?

[vuduchile 1,941]

 

I'll take any of them, Czech, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Russian, etc... I met this Ukrainian girl when I was in Kiev, went out with her a few times, I talk to her on Viber now and will probably go see her again this winter. I am just trying to decide why she is interested me. She has a really good job over there so I don't think its a financial thing. I mean she wouldn't even be the hottest girl I've been with it is just something about that accent that kills me.

My wife is Lithuanian/German, but the non-mail order type.

[Voltaire 4,578]

 

Agreed. My wife is Italian but everyone who meets her in Phoenix thinks she is hispanic. I would add that they tend to have girl curves, whereas many Asian women are boy shaped.

 

Well I guess i can't be too as you've successfully categorized my wife as did the one that mentioned asians look like they are teenagers for a long time.

[Voltaire 4,578]

Has Bunny's daughter ever posted here?

[jerryskids 5,324]

 

Well I guess i can't be too as you've successfully categorized my wife as did the one that mentioned asians look like they are teenagers for a long time.

 

No worries man, we've all got different tastes, that's why God made different shaped women.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Those experienced with Asian massage will def tell you they age well into their 50s. They go from slightly older looking than a teenager to gnarled wise old witch overnight sometime in the 60s.

This is true. I've met many women in their forties and even fifties here that I would have sworn were in their twenties.

 

And then one day, boom, they look like a cover model for National Geographic.

 

Also, real Asian women are all about the plastic surgery.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I find Hispanic women have the fastest drop off. Hottest women on earth until they hit 35 or so. Then ooof.

[iam90sbaby 2,144]

I find Hispanic women have the fastest drop off. Hottest women on earth until they hit 35 or so. Then ooof.

And the high strung bitchyness just becomes annoying.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

 

My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys.

 

She's a tranny?