So.....If you could actually do someone's Mom from here......

[mobb_deep 919]

I'm not attracted to fat or handicapped people either.

 

but especially naggers.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Easy, pick the youngest guys mom. I'd do the mom of anyone in their 20s sight unseen. I'll go with Digbys mom. He's already pretty as it is, so his mom has to be bangable compared to most of the scabs here. 2nd choice would be 90scrybabys mom, she can't be older than 55, I'm down.

Sorry bro my moms older than 55. I think she is somewhere between 55-58. Dad is 75 this year.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,653]

We got any known asians here? Riceman still count? The asians age well. Plus there is the lay across them sideways novelty factor.

They age well? I thought they just stayed old for longer.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Sorry bro my moms older than 55. I think she is somewhere between 55-58. Dad is 75 this year.

Ah ok. I'm sure the old bird has some air left in the tires, I'm still down.

[tanatastic 2,061]

They age well? I thought they just stayed old for longer.

Those experienced with Asian massage will def tell you they age well into their 50s. They go from slightly older looking than a teenager to gnarled wise old witch overnight sometime in the 60s.

[Bier Meister 1,532]

I'd have to go with 90's mom. The rest of us are old. She has the best odds of not being 80.

 

 

 

She wouldn't remember it.

 

bonus

 

How do you feel about calling me daddy?

 

he's a fan

 

iam90sbaby's mom is old enough to be my wife.

 

ETA: Is this her? https://twitter.com/iam90sbaby

 

likewise

 

Can you imagine how bored legenday it would be for one of the boys to hook up 90's babys Mah IRL?

 

Holy moly...

 

who needs to be sent on a mission?

[Djgb13 2,338]

Ah ok. I'm sure the old bird has some air left in the tires, I'm still down.

She prob does. I doubt her and my dad have been doing it too frequently since he's in his mid 70s

[bandrus1 413]

 

I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting.

 

 

 

 

Facebook clickbait?

 

 

Im just trying to goat you into posting pics

[Kanil 520]

You focking joking?!!

 

At 30 the a$$ goes and the face looks like an unmade bed.

 

Peenie's mom if we're going with age well.

Thank god someone else called this out... I was in shock when I read it too.

 

Has anyone made the joke about getting edjrs mom pregnant and aborting his sibling? If not, that's what I'd do.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,660]

I'm not attracted to fat or handicapped people either.

Bigot racist sexist body shaming you are. Why do you hate Gary

[jerryskids 5,415]

Bigot racist sexist body shaming ###### you are. Why do you hate Gary

 

He probably doesn't even find beards attractive.

[Alias Detective 1,194]

iam90sbaby's mom is old enough to be my wife.

 

ETA: Is this her? https://twitter.com/iam90sbaby

My wife's 52

[DankNuggs 305]

 

I read a study one time and in a nutshell it basically said that people who call others liars about these sorts of things its actually an underlining issue in themselves as they can't fathom it because their own life is so uninteresting.

 

Its not like she was famous or anything. She went to college and did some modeling for Tommy Hilfiger on the side, met my dad in college and never worked. You know how many girls/women have done modeling for TH?

Offshoot of what psychology calls projection.

 

I believe Gepetto did some modeling for Tommy Hilfiger. It was a cross promotion with farmersonly

[iam90sbaby 2,150]

My wife's 5'2

 

Edit for cbfalcon

[NewbieJr 541]

Offshoot of what psychology calls projection.

 

I believe Gepetto did some modeling for Tommy Hilfiger. It was a cross promotion with farmersonly

I actually did some modeling myself in the late 80s/early 90s. The biggest company I ever modeled for was Majestic athletic, who you may know as the company that has the major league baseball uniform contract.

[cmh6476 777]

 

 

My moms 47 and use to do modeling for Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s. Also, fock you guys.

can size?

[mobb_deep 919]

Offshoot of what psychology calls projection.

 

I believe Gepetto did some modeling for Tommy Hilfiger. It was a cross promotion with farmersonly

 

Gepetto only wears "Polo, by Ralph Lauren".

[cmh6476 777]

which one?

 

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=90%27s+tommy+hilfiger+model&FORM=HDRSC2

[cmh6476 777]

iam90's mom:

 

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=mlmVrLLU&id=9C7EE58E03C399EE91AB52B6E0EA367D861C1D2C&thid=OIP.mlmVrLLUQ0JcxDXL9vBihAEsEs&q=90%27s+tommy+hilfiger+model&simid=608006163344983976&selectedIndex=120&ajaxhist=0

[DankNuggs 305]

 

Gepetto only wears "Polo, by Ralph Lauren".

I thought the creepy online dating portrait in his kitchen was Hilfiger?

[mobb_deep 919]

I thought the creepy online dating portrait in his kitchen was Hilfiger?

 

You might be right. The key word is creepy, either way.

[supermike80 1,341]

You focking joking?!!

 

At 30 the a$$ goes and the face looks like an unmade bed.

 

Peenie's mom if we're going with age well.

Black dont crack!

[tanatastic 2,061]

Screw it, I'm going all in. I'll take...Postys mom...only live once right? Hold my beer guys, I'm goin in!

[cbfalcon 824]

 

Edit for cbfalcon

 

Good edit....Off topic, but how tall is your mom?

[drobeski 3,061]

Can you imagine how bored legenday it would be for one of the boys to hook up 90's babys Mah IRL?

 

Holy moly...

it be like the Cleveland Cavaliers

[Bier Meister 1,532]

Screw it, I'm going all in. I'll take...Postys mom...only live once right? Hold my beer guys, I'm goin in!

 

 

[posty] i wouldn't do her [/posty]

[tanatastic 2,061]

[posty] i wouldn't do her [/posty]

Typical posty...tsk tsk

[Strike 4,096]

Screw it, I'm going all in. I'll take...Postys mom...only live once right? Hold my beer guys, I'm goin in!

 

And if you get her pregnant and she has an abortion, Posty will post a link to pictures of the dead fetus.

[tanatastic 2,061]

And if you get her pregnant and she has an abortion, Posty will post a link to pictures of the dead fetus.

Ha, if I got that crone pregnant I'd take he pics myself because every medical journal in the world would want to know how it was possible!

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

You couldn't be more wrong. Asians stay attractive into their 40s-50s. http://imgur.com/gallery/OcRKK

 

Blacks also age well, but it's much more difficult to find one that is attractive in the first place.

I am more likely to find an older black woman attractive than I am an asian/oriental because I'm an eye guy.

[penultimatestraw 473]

I am more likely to find an older black woman attractive than I am an asian/oriental because I'm an eye guy.

You're dead to me. Asian women beat pretty much any other race/ethnicity, though Hispanic/South American are close.

[iam90sbaby 2,150]

 

Good edit....Off topic, but how tall is your mom?

She's tall. 5'10ish. Dads 6'4 that's probably worth mentioning.

[mmmmm...beer 692]

She's tall. 5'10ish. Dads 6'4 that's probably worth mentioning.

What's your man gotta do wit me?

[Bier Meister 1,532]

She's tall. 5'10ish. Dads 6'4 that's probably worth mentioning.

 

 

i like em long and bendy

[mmmmm...beer 692]

 

 

i like em long and bendy

[Bier Meister 1,532]

She's tall. 5'10ish. Dads 6'4 that's probably worth mentioning.

 

 

do you or your siblings have any children yet? i don't think i am ready to pursue any gilfs

[iam90sbaby 2,150]

I'm an idiot.

[jerryskids 5,415]

I'm an idiot who forgot to post her can size.

 

Yes, yes you are. But there is time to fix it.

[Bier Meister 1,532]

does she like movies about gladiators?

[mobb_deep 919]

This thread reminds me of this goon named microwave from the old SomethingAwful forum days. He posted a picture of his hot mom for some reason. It's still internet lore till this day... All sorts of memes and photoshops all over the net.

 

https://imgur.com/ZS3yL