supermike80 1,286 Posted September 22, 2017 Your mom. Porn If African American in Detroit...water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,286 Posted September 22, 2017 HT said it earlier. Fantasy football advice Public WiFi Public toilets Paint stir sticks Extra tomatoes (remember that?) Gas station credit card up charges Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted September 23, 2017 A copy of Broke Back Mountain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted September 23, 2017 Quadruple spinoffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted September 23, 2017 Happy Ending Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 23, 2017 Sex Please. Youre married. You not only pay for sex, you went with the club membership. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted September 23, 2017 Masturbation (those fleshlight things from peenies thread wig me out) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 23, 2017 Please. Youre married. You not only pay for sex, you went with the club membership. Nah even back before I was married I would never pay for sex. If I have to pay for it chances are it's diseased (or my luck it would be). Would rather just go to a bar, flirt with a woman, and then go have sex with her for free. Plus it's not exactly a good return. $200-$500 for what? 30 minutes to an hour? Nah you can keep that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 23, 2017 Nah even back before I was married I would never pay for sex. If I have to pay for it chances are it's diseased (or my luck it would be). Would rather just go to a bar, flirt with a woman, and then go have sex with her for free. Plus it's not exactly a good return. $200-$500 for what? 30 minutes to an hour? Nah you can keep that Ill agree that, particularly in America, the cost benefit analysis isnt there. But it is my experience that all the world over, women realize that their vag has value, and they dont often give it away free. You will at a minimum pay for their booze. Next level is date them, buy them sh!t and take them places. All the way up to trophy wife level gold diggery. And if you think the bar sluts that do give it away are any cleaner than the hookers, I highly doubt your right. Money. Time. Psychic pain. Im just saying. One way or another, there is usually a price. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 23, 2017 Ill agree that, particularly in America, the cost benefit analysis isnt there. But it is my experience that all the world over, women realize that their vag has value, and they dont often give it away free. You will at a minimum pay for their booze. Next level is date them, buy them sh!t and take them places. All the way up to trophy wife level gold diggery. And if you think the bar sluts that do give it away are any cleaner than the hookers, I highly doubt your right. Money. Time. Psychic pain. Im just saying. One way or another, there is usually a price. Oh I know plenty of girls that won't carry money at all to bars and get guys to buy them drinks all throughout the night. Only girl I buy a drink for is my girlfriend/now wife. Just random girls in trying to hook up with. If they come up to me asking me if I want to buy them a drink I tell them to buy me one first. Weeds out the women who just want free drinks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 23, 2017 Porn and movies anywhere but the theater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted September 23, 2017 Please. Youre married. You not only pay for sex, you went with the club membership. Nah even back before I was married I would never pay for sex. If I have to pay for it chances are it's diseased (or my luck it would be). Would rather just go to a bar, flirt with a woman, and then go have sex with her for free. Plus it's not exactly a good return. $200-$500 for what? 30 minutes to an hour? Nah you can keep that If you were smart enough he was telling you that you pay for sex in a different context by being married. We know that smarts is not your strong suit scooter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 23, 2017 If you were smart enough he was telling you that you pay for sex in a different context by being married. We know that smarts is not your strong suit scooter. Don't know who you are but context isn't your strong suit. I know what he was talking about and even now through those standards I still don't pay for it. Hell my wife cooks, cleans, does clothes, mows the lawn, trims the hedges, takes out the trash, vacuums my truck, etc. I also answered him about what girls would do back in the day when I went out trolling for booty. Stick to being in the shadows cause conversation isn't your strong suit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 23, 2017 Me < U Sure bud even though you got that backwards 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted September 23, 2017 Gas station credit card up charges I didn't realize these exist - I'll check next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted September 23, 2017 A nickel. dude...My first thought eta - Since when did Fuck3r become "dude" ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted September 23, 2017 Music - If I have to buy it, I'm not listening to it. (and it's not because I'm cheap it's because of the way we now listen to music, which is electronically. I can hear virtually all music free somewhere legally.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted September 23, 2017 trims the hedges Dood that's your wife... TMI Also what kind of a man has his wife mow the lawn and trim the hedges? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted September 23, 2017 Dood that's your wife... TMI Also what kind of a man has his wife mow the lawn and trim the hedges ? He's a winner in my book. WooHoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 23, 2017 Dood that's your wife... TMI Also what kind of a man has his wife mow the lawn and trim the hedges? Not my fault I come home from work and she has already done all this. She works at night and will be off on days I work. So ill come home to her having done the yard work already when I was saving it for the weekend. I'm not complaining though. Don't see why you would either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 23, 2017 He's a winner in my book. WooHoo. Trolololololo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 23, 2017 Ill agree that, particularly in America, the cost benefit analysis isnt there. But it is my experience that all the world over, women realize that their vag has value, and they dont often give it away free. You will at a minimum pay for their booze. Next level is date them, buy them sh!t and take them places. All the way up to trophy wife level gold diggery. And if you think the bar sluts that do give it away are any cleaner than the hookers, I highly doubt your right. Money. Time. Psychic pain. Im just saying. One way or another, there is usually a price. This guy gets it. We all pay for it. Drama, craziness, gifts, drinks, etc..................no such thing as free poosay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted September 23, 2017 Dood that's your wife... TMI Also what kind of a man has his wife mow the lawn and trim the hedges? Yep. Everything on the exterior of the house is the man's domain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 23, 2017 Yep. Everything on the exterior of the house is the man's domain. So I guess that eliminates you from doing anything out there then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted September 24, 2017 Online news subscriptions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 24, 2017 This guy gets it. We all pay for it. Drama, craziness, gifts, drinks, etc..................no such thing as free poosay. Oh you stumble on it from time to time. But it has its own risks (disease, etc.) Even then, I have usually chosen to take the free poosay to a hotel, as I dont want it to know where I live. So it turns out costing me anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites