Movie quotes that give away the movie

[Hardcore troubadour 15,487]

Sire, shall I unloose the archers??

 

Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish.

[Fireballer 2,642]

"Would you give a guy a foot massage?"

[Drizzay 723]

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

[frank 2,307]

Could be worse. How? Could be raining.

Worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah.

[kutulu 1,680]

How about a nice game of chess?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,487]

Put him in the bathroom. I don't want that face looking at my dice when I roll.

[ROCKFORD 134]

it's sooo big!

[frank 2,307]

it's sooo big!

I saw 14 different movies with that quote today.

[frank 2,307]

[giraldi02 474]

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room

[DuceyDuce 8]

Id show ya...but Im too old, too tired, Im too fuckin blind

[Hardcore troubadour 15,487]

I have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,449]

So all we have to do is spend all day in the pool?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,449]

My d!ck is in the punch!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,449]

Three bullets!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,449]

I can't quit you!!!!

[supermike80 1,925]

You are part eggplant...

[posty 2,702]

"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!"

[Vince44 205]

You're a disease and I'm the cure

[nzoner 937]

My d!ck is in the punch!

One of my favorite comedies ever,The Hollywood Knights

[nzoner 937]

Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy

[nzoner 937]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[jerryskids 6,825]

Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy

 

Outlaw Josey Wales. My favorite Clint movie.

[frank 2,307]

 

Outlaw Josey Wales. My favorite Clint movie.

I don't know this one. It obviously came out after Outlaw Josey Wales. Was it another Eastwood movie? Sounds like something he would say.

[jerryskids 6,825]

I don't know this one. It obviously came out after Outlaw Josey Wales. Was it another Eastwood movie? Sounds like something he would say.

 

[ROCKFORD 134]

buzzards gotta eat, too.

[ROCKFORD 134]

i recon so.

[ROCKFORD 134]

You damn fools! Ten Bears gonna want him a fresh woman. Fresh, that little gal will bring ten, maybe twelve horses. Now, if one of you has to, you can take that old woman over there. She might be worth, one donkey.

[ROCKFORD 134]

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

[ROCKFORD 134]

Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.

 

[ROCKFORD 134]

“You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

[ROCKFORD 134]

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[ROCKFORD 134]

“I’m not afraid of any man, but when it comes to sharing my feelings with a woman, my stomach turns to royal gelatin.”

[frank 2,307]

 

 

I thought that joke might not work. I was acting like your post was a movie quote. Hilarious, right?

[jerryskids 6,825]

I thought that joke might not work. I was acting like your post was a movie quote. Hilarious, right?

 

Oh. I think I get it now. Heh heh... heh

[Strike 5,568]

Hey Bud, Let's Party!!

[BufordT 434]

"I've got only one thing to say to you....strike this motherfocker out!"

"have to wake up bats!!"

[frank 2,307]

 

Oh. I think I get it now. Heh heh... heh

Ghostbusters?

[BufordT 434]

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

[Strike 5,568]

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

 

Blazing Saddles