tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 22, 2018 I need to be a Ken doll down there or I dont feel sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,096 Posted February 22, 2018 I need to be a Ken doll down there or I dont feel sexy. Wait... so you completely removed your junk? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 22, 2018 Wait... so you completely removed your junk? Don’t address me as “you”, my correct pronouns are “them” and “they”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted February 22, 2018 I've never seen hairy balls. Only balls with a few hairs. A countable number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,977 Posted February 22, 2018 Wait... so you completely removed your junk? Tuck job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,653 Posted February 22, 2018 I've never seen hairy balls. Only balls with a few hairs. A countable number. This probably speaks volumes about your sex life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,653 Posted February 22, 2018 Tuck job Tuck dance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted February 22, 2018 I did it once and looked like a 5 year old boy. Plus it was itchy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,977 Posted February 22, 2018 I did it once and looked like a 5 year old boy. Im sure the micropen1s didnt help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,563 Posted February 22, 2018 I braid. I feel I'm in front of the fad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,438 Posted February 22, 2018 I did it once and looked like a 5 year old boy. Plus it was itchy. Yeah you really gotta keep it up otherwise you start getting ball stubble which is itchy and also chafes. I prefer to just trim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 22, 2018 Your mom likes it that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted February 22, 2018 My bawls were shaved for my vasectomy. The nurse who did asked me if I wore boxers or briefs. Me: I'm Fawked Up. You tell me. Nurse Betty: They hang low. Guessing boxers? Me: That's right. Only phags wear tidy whiteys. Nurse Betty: My husband wears fruit of the looms. Me: The Apple guy? Little brown stains. That must be a site. If you've ever had the procedure, they slap a lot of antibacterial on your nut sack. When it was done, I looked at Nurse Betty and told her thank you. Now clean me up. B!tch walked out the room and I had to clean myself up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,415 Posted February 22, 2018 Yeah you really gotta keep it up otherwise you start getting ball stubble which is itchy and also chafes. I prefer to just trim Same. Wifey doesn't like stubble when she's worshipping my ball sack with her tongue, so I do a weekly trim with a 1/4 inch guard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 919 Posted February 22, 2018 Quarter guard bro. No sharp objects by your manhood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,977 Posted February 22, 2018 Same. Wifey doesn't like stubble when she's worshipping my ball sack with her tongue, so I do a weekly trim with a 1/4 inch guard. She doesnt mind me au naturale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,415 Posted February 22, 2018 She doesnt mind me au naturale. She says she calls you "peanuts." You seem to hear a different word and feel good about yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 22, 2018 My bawls were shaved for my vasectomy. The nurse who did asked me if I wore boxers or briefs. Me: I'm Fawked Up. You tell me. Nurse Betty: They hang low. Guessing boxers? Me: That's right. Only phags wear tidy whiteys. Nurse Betty: My husband wears fruit of the looms. Me: The Apple guy? Little brown stains. That must be a site. If you've ever had the procedure, they slap a lot of antibacterial on your nut sack. When it was done, I looked at Nurse Betty and told her thank you. Now clean me up. B!tch walked out the room and I had to clean myself up. When I was having my hernia surgery here in china, the nurse comes in the night before with a sh!tty disposable single blade razor. You need to be shaved from here to here, she says, indicating from navel to mid thigh. Looks around, sees nobody there. Where is your family? About 11,000 km that way, I pointed. So who is going to shave you? I guess you get the honor. But dont use that piece of sh!t, here, use this, I said, handing her my Mach 3. She was not happy. I had to spend the whole time thinking of unpleasant things. You dont want to catch wood while being shaved by an annoyed nurse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,361 Posted February 22, 2018 Quarter guard bro. No sharp objects by your manhood. I wish I knew this the first time I used my $19.99 wal mart "trimmer" on my boys. I thought I was being all careful like without a guard and BOOM..Shaft got hit Lots of blood. Just like a head wound Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted February 22, 2018 I wish I knew this the first time I used my $19.99 wal mart "trimmer" on my boys. I thought I was being all careful like without a guard and BOOM..Shaft got hit Lots of blood. Just like a head wound Think ive told this story before... But i always use my trimmer downstairs.....well like you i didnt put the guard on and hit the shaft...blood everywhere.....then it swelled up and got infected. Embarrassingly go to doctor...they give me some sort of weird funky cream to put on it. Problem solved. Fast forward a couple years later before my knee surgery...have this absolute smoke show doctor, just stunning gorgeous...were going thru my history and she goes I see you got prescribed xyz cream...what was that for? Had to fockin go through the whole story with her. Swollen jelly pus peenis didn't seem wet her panties.......go figure. Embarasing as shiit, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted February 22, 2018 I've never seen hairy balls. Only balls with a few hairs. A countable number. I can help you with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,361 Posted February 22, 2018 Think ive told this story before... But i always use my trimmer downstairs.....well like you i didnt put the guard on and hit the shaft...blood everywhere.....then it swelled up and got infected. Embarrassingly go to doctor...they give me some sort of weird funky cream to put on it. Problem solved. Fast forward a couple years later before my knee surgery...have this absolute smoke show doctor, just stunning gorgeous...were going thru my history and she goes I see you got prescribed xyz cream...what was that for? Had to fockin go through the whole story with her. Swollen jelly pus peenis didn't seem wet her panties.......go figure. Embarasing as shiit, Wanna share dik pic scars? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,977 Posted February 22, 2018 She says she calls you "peanuts." You seem to hear a different word and feel good about yourself. Its hard to hear what shes says by etc etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted February 22, 2018 This probably speaks volumes about your sex lifeSeems black men don't have hairy balls. Is there something else?Apparently, you white guys are like animals, hair everywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 22, 2018 Apparently, you white guys are like animals Oh youre gonna go there? Hey, its colder where our ancestors came from. Need some fur to keep things warm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted February 22, 2018 Wanna share dik pic scars? You complete me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted February 22, 2018 Oh youre gonna go there? Hey, its colder where our ancestors came from. Need some fur to keep things warm. Just poking fun like the person who was making fun of me. Don't take offense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,438 Posted February 22, 2018 Think ive told this story before... But i always use my trimmer downstairs.....well like you i didnt put the guard on and hit the shaft...blood everywhere.....then it swelled up and got infected. Embarrassingly go to doctor...they give me some sort of weird funky cream to put on it. Problem solved. Fast forward a couple years later before my knee surgery...have this absolute smoke show doctor, just stunning gorgeous...were going thru my history and she goes I see you got prescribed xyz cream...what was that for? Had to fockin go through the whole story with her. Swollen jelly pus peenis didn't seem wet her panties.......go figure. Embarasing as shiit, Any time youre talking about your d1ck with a super hot chick, its a win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted February 22, 2018 Any time youre talking about your d1ck with a super hot chick, its a win Ha unfortunately the look on her face was not of one that wanted to continue talking about my peenis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,438 Posted February 23, 2018 Ha unfortunately the look on her face was not of one that wanted to continue talking about my peenis. But she had to. Win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 23, 2018 Just poking fun like the person who was making fun of me. Don't take offense. I was just joking around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites