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1.1 Voltaire The Godfather Crime/Gangster

2.10 Voltaire Gone With The Wind Epic/Historical

3.1 Voltaire Pulp Fiction Dark Comedy

4.10 Voltaire Unforgiven Western

5.1 Voltaire Forrest Gump 90s

1.2 vuduchile Raiders of the Lost Ark Adventure

2.9 vuduchile Die Hard Action

3.2 vuduchile Fargo Crime

4.9 vuduchile Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Western

5.2 vuduchile Chinatown Drama

 

1.3 shotsup Goodfellas Crime/Gangster

2.8 shotsup Apocalypse Now War

3.3 shotsup A Clockwork Orange 70s

4.8 shotsup Back To The Future 80s

5.3 shotsup Jurassic Park Drama

 

1.4 Herbivore Casablanca <50s

2.7 Herbivore Rocky Drama

3.4 Herbivore Schindler's List 90s

4.7 Herbivore Fellowship of the Rings Adventure

5.4 Herbivore True Romance Crime/Gangster

 

1.5 nzoner The Godfather II Crime/Gangster

2.6 nzoner One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Drama

3.5 nzoner Alien SciFi

4.6 nzoner Seven 90s

5.5 nzoner The Outlaw Josey Wales Western

 

1.6 dain11279 The Shawshank Redemption Drama

2.5 dain11279 The Wizard of Oz <50s

3.6 dain11279 Saving Private Ryan War

4.5 dain11279 The Departed 00s

5.6 dain11279 Airplane! Comedy

 

1.7 iam90sbaby The Matrix SciFi

2.4 iam90sbaby American History X Drama

3.7 iam90sbaby The Shining Horror

4.4 iam90sbaby 2001: A Space Odyssey 60s

5.7 iam90sbaby Braveheart Epics/Historical

 

1.8 Hardcore troubadour Jaws Horror

2.3 Hardcore troubadour Patton War

3.8 Hardcore troubadour Caddyshack Comedy

4.3 Hardcore troubadour The Usual Suspects Crime/Gangster

5.8 Hardcore troubadour Fast Times at Rigemont High Comedy x2 :nono: (fix it)

 

1.9 TimmySmith Star Wars SciFi

2.2 TimmySmith The Exorcist Horror

3.9 TimmySmith Monty Python and the Holy Grail Comedy

4.2 TimmySmith E.T. 80s

 

1.10 5-Points Scarface Crime/Gangster
2.01 5-Points Smokey & The Bandit 70's

3.10 5-Points Blazing Saddles Comedy

4.1 5-Points Reservoir Dogs 90s

 

Categories

1) <50s

2) <50s

3) 50s

4) 50s

5) 60s

6) 60s

7) 70s

8) 70s

9) 80s

10) 80s

11) 90s \

12) 90s

13) 00s

14) 00s

15) 10s

16) 10s

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17) Action

18) Adventure

19) Comedy

20) Crime/Gangster

21) Drama

22) Epics/Historical

23) Horror

24) Musical/Dance

25) SciFi

26) War

27) Western

28) Dark Comedy

29) Animated

30) Silent Film

31) Documentary

32) Pron

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Anyone notice the commish sleeps a lot?

 

You know he lives in Chiner and it was 1:23 AM there when you posted this, right? :unsure:

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You know he lives in Chiner and it was 1:23 AM there when you posted this, right? :unsure:

That's not his problem. :nono:

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5.4 True Romance (crime)

 

Another great scene in movie history :thumbsup:

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Voltaire crushing ITT

Yeah but he cheats. He's prolly using one of those Chinese adding thing-of-majigs with the sliding balls. :thumbsdown:

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Yeah but he cheats. He's prolly using one of those Chinese adding thing-of-majigs with the sliding balls. :thumbsdown:

 

All I'm saying is he's up 28-3. Pressure is certainly on him.

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Yeah but he cheats. He's prolly using one of those Chinese adding thing-of-majigs with the sliding balls. :thumbsdown:

Plus all that sleep.

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Plus all that sleep.

you'd think he'd be better looking with all that beauty sleep. :dunno:

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Man and his wife are fighting, she found out he’s been cheating. He doesn’t care anymore and keeps pounding away at shots of whiskey. He passes out. As he lays there, she cuts off his pennis and throws it out the window onto the street. At that moment, a mini van with a father and his 10 year old daughter are driving by. The bloody pennis hits the windshield and rolls away. The stunned father hesitates, but ask his daughter, “ Honey, did you see that”? Yes daddy, what was that? That was a bug, honey. Daddy, that was a bug? Yes honey, that was a bug. Wow daddy, that bug had a big d1ck!

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5.05 The Outlaw Josey Wales (Western)

 

 

 

Woot! :pointstosky:

My favorite western of all time. Well, close with Unforgiven. But this is my favorite. A strong example of the anti-hero who draws people to him even though he doesn't want it. :cheers:

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Man and his wife are fighting, she found out hes been cheating. He doesnt care anymore and keeps pounding away at shots of whiskey. He passes out. As he lays there, she cuts off his pennis and throws it out the window onto the street. At that moment, a mini van with a father and his 10 year old daughter are driving by. The bloody pennis hits the windshield and rolls away. The stunned father hesitates, but ask his daughter, Honey, did you see that? Yes daddy, what was that? That was a bug, honey. Daddy, that was a bug? Yes honey, that was a bug. Wow daddy, that bug had a big d1ck!

:lol:

 

I thought it was going to end with something about bugs (dikcs) and mommy's mouf

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5.06 Airplane! - Comedy

 

 

 

Nervous?

 

Yes

 

First time?

 

No Ive been nervous lots of times

 

:D

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Should Animated be a category?

 

:thumbsup:

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Another great scene in movie history :thumbsup:

And much appreciated and helpful. When I found out my children could check the magic auto-admit n*gger box on college admissions forms, it swelled my heart with joy. Alas, too late for me.

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5.06 Airplane! - Comedy

 

 

 

Nervous?

 

Yes

 

First time?

 

No Ive been nervous lots of times

 

:D

This'd qualify as a dark comedy if you want to go that route.

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5.8- Fast Times At Ridgemont High / 80's

Phoebe Cates Pool.

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5.8- Fast Times At Ridgemont High / Comedy

Phoebe Cates Pool.

:nono: that's two comedies for you and neither is dark. Feel free to move one to 80s.

 

Daggone I badly wanted to see this when it came out, as the TV ads were ah... intriguing ... but my mother absolutely forbade it. :wall:

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:nono: that's two comedies for you and neither is dark. Feel free to move one to 80s.

 

Daggone I badly wanted to see this when it came out, as the TV ads were ah... intriguing ... but my mother absolutely forbade it. :wall:

 

I was 11, and went for a friends bday party. Awesome.

 

And Airplane is not a dark comedy.

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I was 11, and went for a friends bday party. Awesome.

 

And Airplane is not a dark comedy.

You don't think so? Maybe not but there's plenty of dark elements to it.

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You don't think so? Maybe not but there's plenty of dark elements to it.

 

I don't think of it as a dark comedy per se but yes they're a lot of dark parts in it. Just leave it comedy, that's fine.

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You don't think so? Maybe not but there's plenty of dark elements to it.

I guess there are..hysterical woman line up, knife in back dancing, young Julie medical stuff...but it's more a slapstick spoof of disaster movies.

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I guess there are..hysterical woman line up, knife in back dancing, young Julie medical stuff...but it's more a slapstick spoof of disaster movies.

Not what Id call a dark comedy at all.

 

Slapstick, spoof, or parody are all more specific ways to describe it.

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Fargo is actually considered dark comedy and the owner should claim it as such.

He thinks its a crime movie, so? :dunno:

 

 

 

And who in their right mind found it funny? :P

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Lawrence of Arabia = epic

 

Friggin had repetitive dreams about this thing.

I watched that as a kid way back when it got aired on TV. I was maybe 10-13 or so. Haven't seen it since. I think this is my next movie.

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Lawrence of Arabia = epic

 

Friggin had repetitive dreams about this thing.

Dammit Timmy that's twice now! :mad:

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I was having a hard time picking between Unforgiven, The Outlaw Josie Wales and my next pick. Volty and nzoner made it easier for me.

 

5.10 The Good, The Bad and The Ugly - Western

 

 

6.01 Platoon - War

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Twist - Your "Porn" movie has to be a parody of one of your other selections. E.g. - "Forest Hump".

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Twist - Your "Porn" movie has to be a parody of one of your other selections. E.g. - "Forest Hump".

I forgot how crappy pron movies are. They're only here because MDC recommended it and nobody said 'no'.

 

Then MDC quit.

 

Just shut up, I don't want to hear you talking or acting and I don't need nor care about a plot. Let's get to the action. If you're not banging, the movie is on fastforward.

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I forgot how crappy pron movies are. They're only here because MDC recommended it and nobody said 'no'.

 

Then MDC quit.

 

Just shut up, I don't want to hear you talking or acting and I don't need nor care about a plot. Let's get to the action. If you're not banging, the movie is on fastforward.

It moved :wub:

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Fargo is actually considered dark comedy and the owner should claim it as such.

It may be, but its also about a crime, or series of crimes. It can be either, so it stays where it is.

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I forgot how crappy pron movies are. They're only here because MDC recommended it and nobody said 'no'.

 

Then MDC quit.

 

Just shut up, I don't want to hear you talking or acting and I don't need nor care about a plot. Let's get to the action. If you're not banging, the movie is on fastforward.

Switch it to Holiday Movie or something

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I forgot how crappy pron movies are. They're only here because MDC recommended it and nobody said 'no'.

 

Then MDC quit.

 

Just shut up, I don't want to hear you talking or acting and I don't need nor care about a plot. Let's get to the action. If you're not banging, the movie is on fastforward.

Switch it to Holiday Movie or something

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