edjr 5,567 Posted April 18, 2018 https://nypost.com/2018/03/28/desperate-jared-fogle-calls-on-trump-in-latest-bid-to-get-out-of-prison/ He must be sick of the prison footlongs. Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has issued another desperate plea for his release — this time calling on President Trump for help. The 40-year-old is currently serving more than 15 years for distributing child pornography and traveling to have paid sex with a minor after pleading guilty in 2015. He filed a petition this week for a writ of habeas corpus, which is the Latin term used to describe an official appeal for a prisoner’s release. In it, Fogle claimed his plea was unlawful because it included an unwarranted “charge of conspiracy.” He said he would have never pleaded guilty — on account of the charge not being covered by the federal law related to sexual misconduct with minors — thus causing his due process rights under the US Constitution to be violated. Fogle named the warden of his Colorado prison in his habeas application as a defendant, along with his sentencing judge and Trump. Prisoners who file the civil legal action typically only name wardens as defendants, but the disgraced Subway rep must’ve felt extra worried about his chances this go-around after losing a bid for release back in January. A federal magistrate judge said Fogle’s most recent application was missing a few details, so they gave him 30 days to submit a revised version — which doesn’t name the president. The weight loss legend had tried to argue in June 2016 that his sentence unfairly exceeded the length suggested under federal guidelines, but that appeal was slapped down as well. C'mon Trump, do the right thing! Could probably use some help around the white house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 18, 2018 Someone should shank this sick fock already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted April 18, 2018 Someone should shank this sick fock already. I would of bet the farm he'd be 6 feet under by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted April 18, 2018 Pretty sure if Trump is going to release anybody with fast food connections, it's going to be the Hamburglar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted April 18, 2018 Someone should shank this sick fock already. I was surprised to hear he's still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,592 Posted April 18, 2018 I thought he was killed or wait was that the Glee pedo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted April 18, 2018 Good luck explaining this little scenario to the aliens when they come. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,296 Posted April 18, 2018 I thought he was killed or wait was that the Glee pedo? The Glee guy (Mark Salling) committed suicide about a month ahead of his sentencing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted April 18, 2018 Too bad he didn't do taco bowl (whatever the hell that is) commercials. Because we all know how much Trump "loves Hispanics" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,384 Posted April 18, 2018 Maybe if Hillary was in office... I'm sure PEDOesta would help bigly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 18, 2018 He had a better shot with pedo loving Hillary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted April 18, 2018 Lawrence Taylor should have gotten the same sentence. No justice for white men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted April 18, 2018 "He must be sick of the prison footlongs." Such a cliche unoriginal joke at this point. NY Post writers suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted April 18, 2018 "He must be sick of the prison footlongs." Such a cliche unoriginal joke at this point. NY Post writers suck. Ban footlongs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted April 18, 2018 Gets 15, does 7. He's halfway done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted April 18, 2018 IIRC, I think he was on the receiving end of a prison beatdown last year that may have inspired him to double down of his efforts to try to get out early. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted April 18, 2018 Gets 15, does 7. He's halfway done. It seems like he just got put away 2-3 years ago. My, how time flies when you're having fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 18, 2018 He will be back on the streets eventually and Im sure he will have learned his lesson. Its common for sickos like this to just change what they desire right? Complete rewiring of the brain, no big deal. Im sure he wont bang anymore kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted April 19, 2018 Gets 15, does 7. He's halfway done. shoulda been 6 to 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites