trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 I'm sure this has been done a million times here but not when I was around so fock it. Besides, it's my favorite topic of convo. How many chicks have you banged? (And yes you homos can count dudes and participate if you want) If you put your pecker in their mouth or their cooch it counts. Strippers and hookers also count. For me personally it's well over 100. Not sure on exact count but I know it's high. I LOL when I tell wimmens, because they always ask and I tell the truth. I tell them about the prostitutes, strippers, drug use and my general debauchery of my late teens and 20's. Fock it, if they don't like it, NEXT. Of course when I tell buddies they crack up and offer to buy some shots . So what you got? Lets hear some good stories too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 20, 2018 I'm sure this has been done a million times here but not when I was around so fock it. Besides, it's my favorite topic of convo. How many chicks have you banged? (And yes you homos can count dudes and participate if you want) If you put your pecker in their mouth or their cooch it counts. Strippers and hookers also count. For me personally it's well over 100. Not sure on exact count but I know it's high. I LOL when I tell wimmens, because they always ask and I tell the truth. I tell them about the prostitutes, strippers, drug use and my general debauchery of my late teens and 20's. Fock it, if they don't like it, NEXT. Of course when I tell buddies they crack up and offer to buy some shots . So what you got? Lets hear some good stories too. I think Im somewhere in the mid 30s at this point. I lost count. So many of em look the same. My best stories are already on here somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted June 20, 2018 Hi newbie 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,784 Posted June 20, 2018 Hi newbie to answer the OP I am the Wilt Chamberlain of FFT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted June 20, 2018 I think Im somewhere in the mid 30s at this point. I lost count. So many of em look the same. My best stories are already on here somewhere. Up until you moved to chiner, 1? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,914 Posted June 20, 2018 I'm sure this has been done a million times here but not when I was around so fock it. Besides, it's my favorite topic of convo. How many chicks have you banged? (And yes you homos can count dudes and participate if you want) If you put your pecker in their mouth or their cooch it counts. Strippers and hookers also count. For me personally it's well over 100. Not sure on exact count but I know it's high. I LOL when I tell wimmens, because they always ask and I tell the truth. I tell them about the prostitutes, strippers, drug use and my general debauchery of my late teens and 20's. Fock it, if they don't like it, NEXT. Of course when I tell buddies they crack up and offer to buy some shots . So what you got? Lets hear some good stories too. That's a lot of dudes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted June 20, 2018 That's a lot of dudes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,032 Posted June 20, 2018 Sad 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Sad Unfun. You sir are a fun sponge. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Funsponge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 That's a lot of dudes. Well played. Surprised it took this long. Come on homos, where's the number and stories? I thought you foolz were anti PC? Bring it b!tches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 This Fine, you azzholes can go back to talking politics. Buncha focking queers (not that theres anything wrong with that). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted June 20, 2018 Fine, you azzholes can go back to talking politics. Buncha focking queers (not that theres anything wrong with that). Says the phag with trump in his name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,784 Posted June 20, 2018 Fine, you azzholes can go back to talking politics. Buncha focking queers (not that theres anything wrong with that). If not for me, this place would be 90% politics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,711 Posted June 20, 2018 Guess it was only a matter of time, welcome back qveer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Says the phag with trump in his name. Your name is "the closet" and I'm a f@g? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted June 20, 2018 I think I'm around 75 to 80. It's severely dropped off since I got married. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,784 Posted June 20, 2018 I think I'm around 75 to 80. It's severely dropped off since I got married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted June 20, 2018 If not for me, this place would be 90% politics Feel free to leave anytime jack hole. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 I think I'm around 75 to 80. It's severely dropped off since I got married. Winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Feel free to leave anytime jack hole. This dude needs to get laid, really bad. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 935 Posted June 20, 2018 Feel free to leave anytime jack hole. Youre whats wrong with this place 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 935 Posted June 20, 2018 And to the original question Im prolly in the high 20s to low 30s. My late teens to my early 20s was a glorious time, damn do I miss that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 20, 2018 At least 70. There should be a thread the opposite, have people brag who has been with the fewest women. Like their one college hookup and then their wife, something like that. Whoever can claim lowest above 0 wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,784 Posted June 20, 2018 Youre whats wrong with this place This. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted June 20, 2018 This. I’ll second that. (Third?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 20, 2018 Probably a couple thousand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted June 20, 2018 At least 70. There should be a thread the opposite, have people brag who has been with the fewest women. Like their one college hookup and then their wife, something like that. Whoever can claim lowest above 0 wins. Or another idea is how many women does your wife think you've been with. Hah.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 196 Posted June 20, 2018 Probably a couple thousand. That was my best year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 20, 2018 I really dont know. I stopped counting once I got in the 20s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 I think I'm around 75 to 80. It's severely dropped off since I got married. How do you do it? Do you have kids? Reason I ask is I've not been faithful to any woman except my most recent ex. Only reason I was faithful was because of the kids. Ex and I really disliked each other for the last half of the marriage (about 6-7 years) and only had sex about once a week. Towards the end it was only a couple times a month . We just did when we had to. If I could have gone outside of the marriage a bit I may still be married today. But couldn't face the guilt with my kids involved. So how do you get past that (assuming you have kids)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,032 Posted June 20, 2018 How do you do it? Do you have kids? Reason I ask is I've not been faithful to any woman except my most recent ex. Only reason I was faithful was because of the kids. Ex and I really disliked each other for the last half of the marriage (about 6-7 years) and only had sex about once a week. Towards the end it was only a couple times a month . We just did when we had to. If I could have gone outside of the marriage a bit I may still be married today. But couldn't face the guilt with my kids involved. So how do you get past that (assuming you have kids)? Maybe you didn't get along because you lack a sense of humor and don't know when someone is kidding? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted June 20, 2018 I’ll second that. (Third?) thirded Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted June 20, 2018 My buddy told me some insane number like 427. I'm like you kept track of every one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GuardBum 73 Posted June 20, 2018 At least 70. There should be a thread the opposite, have people brag who has been with the fewest women. Like their one college hookup and then their wife, something like that. Whoever can claim lowest above 0 wins. So I'll claim these bragging rights. Number goes above 1 only if you include my 2 palms and the 2 pillows from when I was 13. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted June 20, 2018 How do you do it? Do you have kids? Reason I ask is I've not been faithful to any woman except my most recent ex. Only reason I was faithful was because of the kids. Ex and I really disliked each other for the last half of the marriage (about 6-7 years) and only had sex about once a week. Towards the end it was only a couple times a month . We just did when we had to. If I could have gone outside of the marriage a bit I may still be married today. But couldn't face the guilt with my kids involved. So how do you get past that (assuming you have kids)? 3 girls. Big part is I'm happy with my wife. I think part of it was being married before and I cheated on her. I deserve zero sympathy for it but it took me a long time to get my life back together after it. Lost a ton of friends, my standing in the community, my job essentially. Had to basically move out of town because I was pretty embarrassed. I think it's that and honestly I'm just older and I'm too tired. ha. And I think part of it ties into our Thread about our number. I've been with a lot of women and done a lot of things and don't get me wrong it's fun but it's old hat at this point. So yeah I definitely see opportunities so to speak but I'm just too tired and I can't fathom putting my kids through that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 Maybe you didn't get along because you lack a sense of humor and don't know when someone is kidding? Hahaha I see what you did there. But maybe he isn't kidding? Then he may have the key to an eternally happy married life that the rest of us are unaware of. You ever think of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted June 20, 2018 My buddy told me some insane number like 427. I'm like you kept track of every one? That is pretty crazy. I'd say he is definitely OCD. I used to day dream about the women I'd been with. Couldn't remember names, some of the faces were oddly vague, but they would come back to me at various times when I was taking a nap. It was always during the day, never at night. Weird but wonderful. Sadly, hasn't happened in years Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,784 Posted June 20, 2018 Mine is less than 427, but more than 200. Like Trump, I've never used a condom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,032 Posted June 20, 2018 I think I speak for all men when I say it could have, and shouid have, been higher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites