sderk 1,040 Posted November 18, 2018 Religion Why do you want to like religion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 18, 2018 Blow jobs This might get you banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,032 Posted November 18, 2018 Grits and tea of any kind. I grew up in Georgia so this makes me stand out for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,084 Posted November 18, 2018 Beer. Blasphemy I know..but i just cant get a taste for it. Never been a big drinker at any point of my life outside of college. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted November 18, 2018 Beer. Blasphemy I know..but i just cant get a taste for it. I could tell based on your post from top 3 beers thread Zima Reds peach ale Little kings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 18, 2018 A Christmas story. It's a Wonderful Life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 18, 2018 Blow jobs Giving or receiving? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 18, 2018 Blow jobsI'll admit, I don't like them as much as some of you guys apparently do. Most of them end up just being glorified handjobs anyway. I know, heresy, I'm gay, Etc. But part of getting off is knowing the other ones getting off too. And if she's just sitting there looking obliGated, or bored or worse, it kind of takes away from it. Plus I had an incredibly traumatic buck tooth experience when I was young. God that was awful. Imagine taking a rasp or wood plane to the top of your Johnson. Disquss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted November 18, 2018 I'll admit, I don't like them as much as some of you guys apparently do. Most of them end up just being glorified handjobs anyway. I know, heresy, I'm gay, Etc. But part of getting off is knowing the other ones getting off too. And if she's just sitting there looking obliGated, or bored or worse, it kind of takes away from it. Plus I had an incredibly traumatic buck tooth experience when I was young. God that was awful. Imagine taking a rasp or wood plane to the top of your Johnson. Disquss. As long as she's someone you're not paying for and want to be with I suggest 69 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 18, 2018 As long as she's someone you're not paying for and want to be with I suggest 69 Oh, that doesn't work either. She's usually too short, wrong angles, and its just ...distracting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,032 Posted November 18, 2018 Beer. Blasphemy I know..but i just cant get a taste for it. Never been a big drinker at any point of my life outside of college. god. Same here. It's just focking nasty. If im gonna get drunk I will shoot anything and I will sip apple pie. If it's only beer I will break out my handy dandy...pot pipe and get stoned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,534 Posted November 18, 2018 Beer. Blasphemy I know..but i just cant get a taste for it. Never been a big drinker at any point of my life outside of college. god. Same here. It's just focking nasty. If im gonna get drunk I will shoot anything and I will sip apple pie. If it's only beer I will break out my handy dandy...pot pipe and get stoned. all types? nothing you guys like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,032 Posted November 18, 2018 I have never ever tasted a single beer in all my life that is something I would drink if it were not socially awkward not to. Not kidding. I will drink A single Corona and milk that bitchh all night long. I have tried everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 18, 2018 That's your problem; Corona and milk? Uuuyck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted November 18, 2018 I have never ever tasted a single beer in all my life that is something I would drink if it were not socially awkward not to. Not kidding. I will drink A single Corona and milk that bitchh all night long. I have tried everything. Have you had a Corona with a fresh lime? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,084 Posted November 18, 2018 I could tell based on your post from top 3 beers thread Zima Reds peach ale Little kings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 18, 2018 all types? nothing you guys like?Nothing I’ve tasted. I can’t believe some people drink it just to avoid being socially awkward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted November 18, 2018 Fat girls? What is up with golf and fishing being on this list? Fock man just drink a bunch of beer and they both become the most funnest thing you ever did. Dumazzes. Wait, maybe I could try that with fat girls lol. Think it would work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted November 19, 2018 The Presidents Cup Winter Olympics Milk Rye bread Cold weather Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 19, 2018 Fat girls? What is up with golf and fishing being on this list? Fock man just drink a bunch of beer and they both become the most funnest thing you ever did. Dumazzes. Wait, maybe I could try that with fat girls lol. Think it would work? Golf and fishing are both terribly slow and boring, which is why you have to be drunk to enjoy them. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted November 19, 2018 peenie giving a blow job. eeewwww. Blow jobs Peenie giving a blow job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,423 Posted November 19, 2018 The Presidents Cup Its like beating up a kid with Downs Syndrome. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 19, 2018 Yeah, Golf is one of those things you're supposed to like. Been to too many work functions like that I don't like obligated fun. Plus, the standard uniform just screams . Insert pic of Oakley's worn on a baseball cap brim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 19, 2018 Yeah, Golf is one of those things you're supposed to like. Been to too many work functions like that I don't like obligated fun. Plus, the standard uniform just screams ######. Insert pic of Oakley's worn on a baseball cap brim. I agree, but besides drinking and tangential posting, what do you like to do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,914 Posted November 19, 2018 I'll admit, I don't like them as much as some of you guys apparently do. Most of them end up just being glorified handjobs anyway. I know, heresy, I'm gay, Etc. But part of getting off is knowing the other ones getting off too. And if she's just sitting there looking obliGated, or bored or worse, it kind of takes away from it. Plus I had an incredibly traumatic buck tooth experience when I was young. God that was awful. Imagine taking a rasp or wood plane to the top of your Johnson. Disquss. You need to receive one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,423 Posted November 19, 2018 You need to receive one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 19, 2018 All you bastards are running down golf because you suck at it. Its a game that requires some practice to play well. It can be relaxing, challenging and a whole lot of fun with like minded friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 19, 2018 I agree, but besides drinking and tangential posting, what do you like to do? I think I've probably drank 3 or 4 times this year. And 2-3 were funerals. Last woulda been August when Mom died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 19, 2018 All you bastards are running down golf because you suck at it. Its a game that requires some practice to play well. It can be relaxing, challenging and a whole lot of fun with like minded friends. I bet you have a copy of the rules of golf in your bag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 19, 2018 All you bastards are running down golf because you suck at it. Its a game that requires some practice to play well. It can be relaxing, challenging and a whole lot of fun with like minded friends. Meh. There are plenty of other fun and challenging activities which lack the pretense and actually burn some calories while you participate. Granted, I love skiing, which in many ways is the winter equivalent of golf. But it ain't slow and isn't overrun by by drunken CBFs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 19, 2018 I think I've probably drank 3 or 4 times this year. And 2-3 were funerals. Last woulda been August when Mom died. So you enjoy funerals? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 19, 2018 Meh. There are plenty of other fun and challenging activities which lack the pretense and actually burn some calories while you participate. Granted, I love skiing, which in many ways is the winter equivalent of golf. But it ain't slow and isn't overrun by by drunken CBFs. Translation: I suck at golf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 19, 2018 Translation: I suck at golf. No one is naturally good at golf. I just don't enjoy it. I don't like the culture associated with it either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 19, 2018 So you enjoy funerals? I'm Irish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 19, 2018 I bet you have a copy of the rules of golf in your bag. My only rules are: No visors No shark straw hats No colored balls No cigars No wasting time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 19, 2018 I'm Irish. Probably a necrophiliac too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,686 Posted November 19, 2018 I remember we all set to have these pub crawls in my old hood. The worst were the doooshes who wore the whole plaid sweater, knickers, golf hat ensemble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 19, 2018 My only rules are: No visors No shark straw hats No colored balls No cigars No wasting time I understand the last two, but why do the others matter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites