Herbivore 905 Posted December 12, 2018 Looking for some good random ideas for the Mrs.(36c fakies). I checked out phone sanitizers, which were not very well reviewed. And the miracle ice scraper, also not too well reviewed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 12, 2018 How about letting her fock a real man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted December 12, 2018 A subscription to Jenny Craig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted December 12, 2018 Cooking lessons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted December 12, 2018 Wrinkle Cream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted December 12, 2018 Donation to the Human Fund Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 12, 2018 How about letting her fock a real man? I got her a strap on last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted December 12, 2018 How about letting her fock a real man? Shes never needed his permission before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted December 12, 2018 A divorce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted December 12, 2018 Vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted December 12, 2018 keep swinging mike.... one may be funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted December 12, 2018 Vaginal rejuvenation surgery. I know one geek whose wife could use this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted December 12, 2018 keep swinging mike.... one may be funny Well the Jerk Store is out of you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted December 12, 2018 Besides having sex with random men from a lightly trafficked message board, what are some of her hobbies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 12, 2018 Send her to Sex Island Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 12, 2018 Besides having sex with random men from a lightly trafficked message board, what are some of her hobbies? painting..she has gotten good, I'm biased though. Got her a sweet easel last year. Snowboarding, tricked out with all the typical gear right now. Ocean kayak some. We like to go to concerts..got tickets to Dido so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,147 Posted December 12, 2018 Dido Some show used to have a running joke about the host liking her. The song would come on and he would go all Desperado. Was it Craig Kilborn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 12, 2018 We like to go to concerts..got tickets to Dido so far. Hey, dumbass. She asked for a D!ldo, not tickets to Dido. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 12, 2018 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07J597JDM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_GrweCb6YQHG36 A bunch of companies make these now...you can probably get one before xmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted December 12, 2018 painting..she has gotten good, I'm biased though. Got her a sweet easel last year. Snowboarding, tricked out with all the typical gear right now. Ocean kayak some. We like to go to concerts..got tickets to Dido so far. How much are you looking to spend on her? Could get her a boarding trip for a weekend (not sure where you're located either). I recently bought THIS for my wife. She loves it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted December 12, 2018 Send her to Sex Island Isn't she already working that cruise? You can pay to get her stomach pumped afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 12, 2018 How much are you looking to spend on her? Could get her a boarding trip for a weekend (not sure where you're located either). I recently bought THIS for my wife. She loves it. I'm in Mass. face mask could work. She has one, but could upgrade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted December 12, 2018 Gerbils and pvc pipe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerkStore 13 Posted December 12, 2018 Well the Jerk Store is out of you! You are my all time best seller! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,662 Posted December 12, 2018 Looking for some good random ideas for the Mrs.(36c fakies). I checked out phone sanitizers, which were not very well reviewed. And the miracle ice scraper, also not too well reviewed. It's Christmas. If you don't like it, then don't participate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 12, 2018 anyone remember the name of the bathing suit reviewer that posts videos of the reviews. I think edjr posted one, but I can't find it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted December 12, 2018 As weve established, women are always cold and my wife is no exception. This year, shes getting hoodie/footie fleece pajamas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 12, 2018 As weve established, women are always cold and my wife is no exception. This year, shes getting hoodie/footie fleece pajamas. have yet to meet one that doesn't claim they have Raynodes(sp?) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted December 12, 2018 I'm in Mass. long weekend at Stowe edit: or sex island Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted December 13, 2018 As weve established, women are always cold and my wife is no exception. This year, shes getting hoodie/footie fleece pajamas. One of my favorite tweets: i'm just a woman in an office wearing a blanket 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted December 13, 2018 I'm in Mass. face mask could work. She has one, but could upgrade. Do you usually throw something non-utilitarian in? Like perfume, etc. I'm not usually into scented body lotion but Pacifica (available at places like Ulta and there's some on Amazon) body butters are great. Legitimately moisturizing, lightly scented. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted December 13, 2018 anyone remember the name of the bathing suit reviewer that posts videos of the reviews. I think edjr posted one, but I can't find it. I couldn't remember the name of the chick (pretty sure I hit subscribe because I got a lingerie haul video in my feed a few months back) so I did a search. Who knew there were so many young hot chicks showing off their bikinis on YouTube? This may be the one ed linked: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 13, 2018 Do you usually throw something non-utilitarian in? Like perfume, etc. I'm not usually into scented body lotion but Pacifica (available at places like Ulta and there's some on Amazon) body butters are great. Legitimately moisturizing, lightly scented. I have..they have been hit or miss though. got her herbes de provence lotion like 6 years ago per her suggestion, its still on a bureau about 80% full. I'll check this out..thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted December 13, 2018 I couldn't remember the name of the chick (pretty sure I hit subscribe because I got a lingerie haul video in my feed a few months back) so I did a search. Who knew there were so many young hot chicks showing off their bikinis on YouTube? This may be the one ed linked: Yes...thank you Rock. Could not remember her name, the site, and could not find edjr's post. I searched youtube for bathing suit reviewer and got the list you linked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites