mmmmm...beer 691 Posted February 26, 2019 Say what you will... but it's awefully hard to beat driving home for lunch... relating to the wife about certain things, and scarfing down a sammich on the drive back to the office. boys.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted February 26, 2019 Pretty much never have that option in my field Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted February 26, 2019 Always wondered why she wanted me outta there by 11:30 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted February 26, 2019 Couple of hours ago suggest a nooner to the wife... She shut it down but said "how about a nighter?". We shall see hell, I'll settle for a Krafty handshake if you know what I mean 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted February 26, 2019 So glad I married a woman who likes to keep it spicy, parking lot bj's and sh!t like that. Not saying it happens all the time but, she's down for sh!t like that and I focking love it. Hell, may only be a handful of times a year but, sh!t like that really keeps a marriage exciting. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted February 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Reality said: So glad I married a woman who likes to keep it spicy, parking lot bj's and sh!t like that. Not saying it happens all the time but, she's down for sh!t like that and I focking love it. Hell, may only be a handful of times a year but, sh!t like that really keeps a marriage exciting. Plus I'm sure the extra money she brings home doing it doesn't hurt! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,053 Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, kutulu said: Krafty handshake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted February 27, 2019 8 hours ago, Reality said: So glad I married a woman who likes to keep it spicy, parking lot bj's and sh!t like that. Not saying it happens all the time but, she's down for sh!t like that and I focking love it. Hell, may only be a handful of times a year but, sh!t like that really keeps a marriage exciting. THIRTY SEVEN?!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 27, 2019 We do it before work now. Kids drive to school, we get busy and then I drive to work. Good way to start the day! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 493 Posted February 27, 2019 We're talking sex right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted February 27, 2019 No nighter, no handy... Tentative plans for drinks, survivor and the Kraft clutch tonight... Aunt Flo just arrived this morning. Will update asap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,076 Posted February 27, 2019 1 minute ago, kutulu said: No nighter, no handy... Tentative plans for drinks, survivor and the Kraft clutch tonight... Aunt Flo just arrived this morning. Will update asap Good news on Aunt Flo. I was worried after my rubber broke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,912 Posted February 27, 2019 17 hours ago, Reality said: So glad I married a woman who likes to keep it spicy, parking lot bj's and sh!t like that. Does she let you watch or just tell you about it afterward? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted February 27, 2019 30 minutes ago, DonS said: Good news on Aunt Flo. I was worried after my rubber broke. You S.O.B. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 493 Posted February 27, 2019 Aunt Flo's a b1tch. Her sister Big Red is a c*nt to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 27, 2019 2 hours ago, kutulu said: No nighter, no handy... Tentative plans for drinks, survivor and the Kraft clutch tonight... Aunt Flo just arrived this morning. Will update asap If the front door is being painted, use the backdoor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted February 27, 2019 34 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: If the front door is being painted, use the backdoor. While we used the back door entrance a few times it seems to have been nailed shut several years ago. I'm thinking maybe down the chimney? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 27, 2019 Just now, kutulu said: While we used the back door entrance a few times it seems to have been nailed shut several years ago. I'm thinking maybe down the chimney? I used the chimney this morning. Almost always available. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted February 27, 2019 4 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said: We do it before work now. Kids drive to school, we get busy and then I drive to work. Good way to start the day! I've got conference calls at 6am three times a week. There have been many times where I had to apologize because I, "couldn't get my damn phone off mute" when asked something. It's important to start the day off right! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,218 Posted February 27, 2019 I love nooners. I work from home and my wife used to as well, so that was our sexy time during the week. But... now she works in an office that is far enough away that she doesn't come home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,076 Posted February 28, 2019 5 hours ago, jerryskids said: I love nooners. I work from home and my wife used to as well, so that was our sexy time during the week. But... now she works in an office that is far enough away that she doesn't come home. Duh. It's because she's riding Tyrone's BBC in the supply closet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted February 28, 2019 Better yet She drives to your private office 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 28, 2019 My wife and I both have a 3 hour lunch break, And our office is a ten minute walk from the house. Yet we've never had a workday nooner. I'll have to change that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 28, 2019 55 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: My wife and I both have a 3 hour lunch break, And our office is a ten minute walk from the house. Yet we've never had a workday nooner. I'll have to change that. She has had quite a few Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,653 Posted February 28, 2019 3 hour lunch break? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 28, 2019 26 minutes ago, wiffleball said: 3 hour lunch break? Yep. From 11:20 to 2:10. That's if I happen to have class at those times. Sometimes longer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,653 Posted February 28, 2019 57 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: Yep. From 11:20 to 2:10. That's if I happen to have class at those times. Sometimes longer. I bet the kids can assemble a shitload of iPhones in that time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, wiffleball said: I bet the kids can assemble a shitload of iPhones in that time. These kids are worthless rich focks that mostly need several good ass kickings. They buy iPhones, not assemble them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
