titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Cruzer said: The worst by rank: 1. Political guy 2. One-upper guy 3. Can't handle his liquor/want to fight guy 4. Allergic to everything/only organic/vegan guy 5. Didn't bring anything/moocher guy Man hating chick who just sh!ts on anyone else's good time and plays c0ckblocker all night. Annoying mombie who wants to talk about her kid and gets offended constantly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted May 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said: Annoying mombie who wants to talk about her kid and gets offended constantly. The dingo ate your baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,750 Posted May 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Cruzer said: The worst by rank: 1. Political guy 2. One-upper guy 3. Can't handle his liquor/want to fight guy 4. Allergic to everything/only organic/vegan guy 5. Didn't bring anything/moocher guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 495 Posted May 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Cruzer said: 3. Can't handle his liquor/want to fight guy So my band played on the sand in SoCal. Totally loved by the city. My friend Bruce, an independent construction worker was confronted by a drunk individual. Lol. My friend Bruce did not appreciate the interaction. He put him in a headlock, while smashing his face in. We appreciated that Bruce dropped the body out of the way of the festivities. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted May 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Cruzer said: The worst by rank: 1. Political guy 2. One-upper guy 3. Can't handle his liquor/want to fight guy 4. Allergic to everything/only organic/vegan guy 5. Didn't bring anything/moocher guy Your rankings are the suck. #4 is by far the worst. Just sayin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,995 Posted May 30, 2019 19 hours ago, Cruzer said: The worst by rank: 1. Political guy 2. One-upper guy 3. Can't handle his liquor/want to fight guy 4. Allergic to everything/only organic/vegan guy 5. Didn't bring anything/moocher guy Using your list here's my rankings 1. Can't handle his liquor/want to fight guy - This guy is the worst nothing will bring a party to a close than this dude. It's always over stupid sh1t too like who was sitting in a chair first. 2. Political guy - We get it you hate Trump or love him. Bruh I'm trying to drink a beer and relax. I know a couple fantasy football boards you can go to if you want to argue with people. 3. One-upper guy - Nice house it's almost as nice as mine. Dude my grill is sick you should see it? Oh you guys went to Disney. My family went on a 3 month world tour. We saw the actual eiffel tower not some Disney replica. 4. Allergic to everything/only organic/vegan guy - Got any glutten free beer? Oh I can't eat that it has cheese in it. I'll just eat a couple crackers I guess. 5. Didn't bring anything/moocher guy - I don't mind this guy too much. He becomes a real dooche when he's drinking the expensive stuff. It's like nah dude you need to keep with the natty lite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted May 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Cdub100 said: Using your list here's my rankings 1. Can't handle his liquor/want to fight guy - This guy is the worst nothing will bring a party to a close than this dude. It's always over stupid sh1t too like who was sitting in a chair first. 2. Political guy - We get it you hate Trump or love him. Bruh I'm trying to drink a beer and relax. I know a couple fantasy football boards you can go to if you want to argue with people. 3. One-upper guy - Nice house it's almost as nice as mine. Dude my grill is sick you should see it? Oh you guys went to Disney. My family went on a 3 month world tour. We saw the actual eiffel tower not some Disney replica. 4. Allergic to everything/only organic/vegan guy - Got any glutten free beer? Oh I can't eat that it has cheese in it. I'll just eat a couple crackers I guess. 5. Didn't bring anything/moocher guy - I don't mind this guy too much. He becomes a real dooche when he's drinking the expensive stuff. It's like nah dude you need to keep with the natty lite. im on board with this order although honestly one upper guy can pass political guy very quickly if bad enough. One upper and guy who is clearly making stories up get under my skin terrible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,319 Posted May 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, bandrus1 said: im on board with this order although honestly one upper guy can pass political guy very quickly if bad enough. One upper and guy who is clearly making stories up get under my skin terrible Sounds a lot like the GC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,911 Posted May 30, 2019 How about boring, uninteresting guy you have to talk to for one reason or another? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,947 Posted May 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: How about boring, uninteresting guy you have to talk to for one reason or another? This guy sucks too. My BIL is this guy. I can barely have a conversation with him. He’s nice enough, but just hard to talk to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,750 Posted May 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: How about boring, uninteresting guy you have to talk to for one reason or another? 3 minutes ago, vuduchile said: This guy sucks too. My BIL is this guy. I can barely have a conversation with him. He’s nice enough, but just hard to talk to. I find this guy to be the easiest of the ones listed. Either find out what they are interested in and get them talking, or step away for another drink and find another conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,947 Posted May 30, 2019 21 hours ago, Cruzer said: The worst by rank: 1. Political guy 2. One-upper guy 3. Can't handle his liquor/wants to fight guy 4. Allergic to everything/only organic/vegan guy 5. Didn't bring anything/moocher guy 1A. Parents who can’t/won’t control their obnoxious kids. Get your act together b!tch! My own kids get on my nerves enough and I love them. Your kids make we wanna punch you in the face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,995 Posted May 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Bier Meister said: I find this guy to be the easiest of the ones listed. Either find out what they are interested in and get them talking, or step away for another drink and find another conversation. There are some weird ass people in this world who aren't passionate about anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,750 Posted May 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cdub100 said: There are some weird ass people in this world who aren't passionate about anything. true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,319 Posted May 30, 2019 28 minutes ago, vuduchile said: 1A. Parents who can’t/won’t control their obnoxious kids. Get your act together b!tch! My own kids get on my nerves enough and I love them. Your kids make we wanna punch you in the face. THIS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,783 Posted May 30, 2019 I haven't been to a cookout in ages where I didn't know and like everyone. Though I suppose the biggest bore would be the person that talked incessantly about themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,911 Posted May 30, 2019 And how about black guy, or Jewish guy? The worst. Mexican and Asian guy is ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,345 Posted May 30, 2019 Guy who says “you’ve had enough to drink, put your pants back on, etc.” 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339 Posted May 30, 2019 "Dooshery at the Cookout" - cool band name. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,083 Posted May 31, 2019 14 hours ago, Cdub100 said: Using your list here's my rankings 1. Can't handle his liquor/want to fight guy - This guy is the worst nothing will bring a party to a close than this dude. It's always over stupid sh1t too like who was sitting in a chair first. 2. Political guy - We get it you hate Trump or love him. Bruh I'm trying to drink a beer and relax. I know a couple fantasy football boards you can go to if you want to argue with people. 3. One-upper guy - Nice house it's almost as nice as mine. Dude my grill is sick you should see it? Oh you guys went to Disney. My family went on a 3 month world tour. We saw the actual eiffel tower not some Disney replica. 4. Allergic to everything/only organic/vegan guy - Got any glutten free beer? Oh I can't eat that it has cheese in it. I'll just eat a couple crackers I guess. 5. Didn't bring anything/moocher guy - I don't mind this guy too much. He becomes a real dooche when he's drinking the expensive stuff. It's like nah dude you need to keep with the natty lite. I'm perhaps lucky that I've only really dealt with one-upper guy from this list. Does anyone have "beta overly helpful guy"? I've got this friend whose wife totally wears the pants in the family. We just had my daughter's HS grad party and he offered to sort the recycles out of my garbage. I let him do it because he lives for this kinda shiot. Eeesh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 939 Posted June 2, 2019 On 5/30/2019 at 11:10 AM, vuduchile said: This guy sucks too. My BIL is this guy. I can barely have a conversation with him. He’s nice enough, but just hard to talk to. Also reminds me of Can't Talk Sports Guy,I had a BIL like this,to fit in he would try and discuss NFL and immediately stick his foot in his mouf.Of course if anyone tried to correct him then he would try and defend his position all the while embarrassing himself.The mrs (36C) always thought I was too hard on him when I'd try and explain no,if you don't know a topic just say so and bow out.For instance he was a gearhead,loved racing etc. and I let him know from the get go,I had no interest and knew nothing about it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
