bostonlager 2,463 Posted June 12, 2019 Why, why, why would anyone that looked like this, dress like this, and not only appear in public but photograph it. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/amy-schumer-hiking-hospital-underwear I bet she likes to be lathered in butter before getting focked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted June 12, 2019 I love that Fox News is running hit pieces on comedians now. Because once upon a time she spoke out on gun control. What a groovy little network. Also, I'd gladly lather her in butter and bang her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Observer said: I love that Fox News is running hit pieces on comedians now. Because once upon a time she spoke out on gun control. What a groovy little network. Also, I'd gladly lather her in butter and bang her. I have your back on eating asss. You're by yourself when it comes to chubby chasin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted June 12, 2019 Her shtick is now limited to house cows and there is a big audience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted June 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, bostonlager said: I have your back on eating asss. You're by yourself when it comes to chubby chasin'. Good to know you're a fellow woman pleaser. Amy seems to have a quite a weight swing. I'll take her in her under-200 lbs periods. I have seen her get pretty big and I feel no attraction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, The Observer said: Good to know you're a fellow woman pleaser. Amy seems to have a quite a weight swing. I'll take her in her under-200 lbs periods. I have seen her get pretty big and I feel no attraction. 10 years ago she was bangable. These days I would be embarrassed to have her accompany me at the Golden Corral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 12, 2019 Gun to head, today, who would you rather fock, Oprah or Amy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, fandandy said: Gun to head, today, who would you rather fock, Oprah or Amy? Believe it or not, I am not attracted to black women, so Amy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted June 12, 2019 I'd hit it... with a semi truck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted June 12, 2019 19 minutes ago, The Observer said: I love that Fox News is running hit pieces on comedians now. Because once upon a time she spoke out on gun control. What a groovy little network. Also, I'd gladly lather her in butter and bang her. it really is amazing how many hit pieces they do on lefty entertainers. the video that rolls about how she went to carolines and got on stage was pathetic..."she barged on stage", "in a since deleted video", "Amy could be heard screaming"...end of story she texted the guy about it, he spoke about in a podcast how it was cool...nice job, nice effort fox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: I'd hit it... with a semi truck. I would feel sorry for your rig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted June 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, fandandy said: Gun to head, today, who would you rather fock, Oprah or Amy? If you've heard her act, Amy is a filthy girl. She'd be awesome in bed. Oprah, not to much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Observer said: If you've heard her act, Amy is a filthy girl. She'd be awesome in bed. Oprah, not to much. I'm picturing a filthy girl in a tubgirl kind of way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,646 Posted June 12, 2019 In never heard her act for longer than 3 minutes. Woman comics suck. Lampanelli was good for about 10 minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said: In never heard her act for longer than 3 minutes. Woman comics suck. Lampanelli was good for about 10 minutes. This. Women should put less effort into trying to bring the funny and more effort into bringing the sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,646 Posted June 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, bostonlager said: This. Women should put less effort into trying to bring the funny and more effort into bringing the sandwich. That sandwich ain't making it to you if Amy is making it. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bandrus1 413 Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, bostonlager said: I have your back on eating asss. You're by yourself when it comes to chubby chasin'. A man of the people! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, fandandy said: Gun to head, today, who would you rather fock, Oprah or Amy? Highway to the splash zone I'm gonna take you Right into the splash zone Highway to the splash zone Ride into the splash zone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted June 12, 2019 Quote Some followers in the comments praised the actress for being so candid, including model Tess Holliday. She wrote, “Thanks for being so raw and vulnerable about the realities of post partum life. There is so much pressure placed on new moms to ‘bounce back’ & it’s not real life. You’re doing amazing & you’re amazing & those hospital undies are COMFYYYYY. Thanks for being so raw? No thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,517 Posted June 12, 2019 So apparently she felt she wasn't getting enough attention and had to go the the next level to get people to notice her. Yes, motherhood is hard but so are at least 100 other jobs I can think of. How many times do women have to pat themselves on the back? I can't think of more over-stated nonsense than "Motherhood is the hardest job of all". Any job you can do in your pajamas and hospital underwear while you're strolling your kids on a private hiking trail is not "hard". Plus, she's not funny anyways. She steals most of her jokes from much better comedians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: So apparently she felt she wasn't getting enough attention and had to go the the next level to get people to notice her. Yes, motherhood is hard but so are at least 100 other jobs I can think of. How many times do women have to pat themselves on the back? I can't think of more over-stated nonsense than "Motherhood is the hardest job of all". If you're Shaq's mom, then you have an argument. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: If you're Shaq's mom, then you have an argument. A black snatch is like a catcher's mitt. I bet baby Shaquille slid out of there with ease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,517 Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, bostonlager said: A black snatch is like a catcher's mitt. I bet baby Shaquille slid out of there with ease. Oh, jesus you're going to hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted June 12, 2019 Post partum can be tough for young mom's. I am not the target audience of this photo, but if the majority of her Instagram followers are young women then I am alright with this. There is a lot of bleeding after birth that continues for quite some time. It is a fact of life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted June 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: So apparently she felt she wasn't getting enough attention and had to go the the next level to get people to notice her. Yes, motherhood is hard but so are at least 100 other jobs I can think of. How many times do women have to pat themselves on the back? I can't think of more over-stated nonsense than "Motherhood is the hardest job of all". Any job you can do in your pajamas and hospital underwear while you're strolling your kids on a private hiking trail is not "hard". Plus, she's not funny anyways. She steals most of her jokes from much better comedians. Meh. She's no different than Ted Nugent. Someone who once had a good career as an entertainer who can't find success any more so they try to get their name out in other ways. You can't take this stuff personally. No need to hate. I'd never pay to see Nugent in concert, but I have no problem saying that Stranglehold is a great song. And even though he was only in it for name recognition and was the third most talented member, Damn Yankees had a few cool tunes too. Breath in, breath out. She can't hurt you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted June 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Observer said: Meh. She's no different than Ted Nugent. Someone who once had a good career as an entertainer who can't find success any more so they try to get their name out in other ways. You can't take this stuff personally. No need to hate. I'd never pay to see Nugent in concert, but I have no problem saying that Stranglehold is a great song. And even though he was only in it for name recognition and was the third most talented member, Damn Yankees had a few cool tunes too. Breath in, breath out. She can't hurt you. No more than a falling piano. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted June 12, 2019 3 hours ago, bostonlager said: I have your back on eating asss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,646 Posted June 12, 2019 Thank God Amy came along to tell us that post-partum can be difficult. How else would we have known? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Thank God Amy came along to tell us that post-partum can be difficult. How else would we have known? Well now that we know, Joe Biden can cure it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted June 12, 2019 It turned out her whole act was built on theft. Not the first or the last. Now that she can't steal anymore she has become the queen of the fatties, daring anyone to fat shame her and preying on sympathy. Nothing wrong with that, but let's call it what it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 905 Posted June 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Well now that we know, Joe Biden can cure it. what's going on here? porkbutt? porkbutt jr.? just a dumb alias? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Herbivore said: what's going on here? porkbutt? porkbutt jr.? just a dumb alias? Just a dumb alias. Thanks for noticing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted June 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Thank God Amy came along to tell us that post-partum can be difficult. How else would we have known? How would we have known about post-cop personality disorder if you hadn't come along? One can read about it, but until we see the actual effects, it doesn't really resonate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,646 Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, The Observer said: How would we have known about post-cop personality disorder if you hadn't come along? One can read about it, but until we see the actual effects, it doesn't really resonate. Elaborate? My life improved after I retired. I have no regrets about leaving. Otherwise I wouldn't have my family that I adore. But I would get a kick out of your analysis. Let's hear it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Observer 641 Posted June 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Elaborate? My life improved after I retired. I have no regrets about leaving. Otherwise I wouldn't have my family that I adore. But I would get a kick out of your analysis. Let's hear it. We touched on this yesterday. You went from having a badge, which automatically puts you in a position of power, to being a nobody with no power. It shows with your posting. You have a lot of psychological issues. Disdain for those who challenge you. Who are living a good life. Going from a somebody to a nobody is not an easy transition. I'm not making light of your situation. Just pointing it out. It's quite obvious in your interactions with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted June 12, 2019 50 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said: So apparently she felt she wasn't getting enough attention and had to go the the next level to get people to notice her. Yes, motherhood is hard but so are at least 100 other jobs I can think of. How many times do women have to pat themselves on the back? I can't think of more over-stated nonsense than "Motherhood is the hardest job of all". Any job you can do in your pajamas and hospital underwear while you're strolling your kids on a private hiking trail is not "hard". Plus, she's not funny anyways. She steals most of her jokes from much better comedians. Sort of like you stole this from Bill Barr? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,646 Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Observer said: We touched on this yesterday. You went from having a badge, which automatically puts you in a position of power, to being a nobody with no power. It shows with your posting. You have a lot of psychological issues. Disdain for those who challenge you. Who are living a good life. Going from a somebody to a nobody is not an easy transition. I'm not making light of your situation. Just pointing it out. It's quite obvious in your interactions with me. I had a shield, not a badge. Boy Scouts have badges. You're way off Newbie. I cut more breaks to people than you could fathom. But enjoy your fantasy. You've given it a lot off thought, obviously. I've never been happier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites