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Carson.....gonna fumble away his job, if he hasn't already.

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26 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Ughh...Starting JuJu appears to have been a mistake.  This Randolph guy sucks balls.

Yup.

I have The Hard Man and McLaurin on the bench for him, along with a couple of other FLEX players I could have arranged. :wall:

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34 minutes ago, IMMensaMind said:

Yup.

I have The Hard Man and McLaurin on the bench for him, along with a couple of other FLEX players I could have arranged. :wall:

I also had Hard Man on the bench for him too.  Along w/Marvin Jones.

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37 minutes ago, IMMensaMind said:

Yup.

I have The Hard Man and McLaurin on the bench for him, along with a couple of other FLEX players I could have arranged. :wall:

Looks like my complaining helped!  Smith-Schuster 76 yard TD!

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17 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Looks like my complaining helped!  Smith-Schuster 76 yard TD!

That will put the nail in the coffin... ugh FU FF... Ingram, Evans, and Engram... buried

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6 minutes ago, rallo said:

That will put the nail in the coffin... ugh FU FF... Ingram, Evans, and Engram... buried

Nice. The last place team dropped Ryan/Julio/Agholor on me. Also, how trash is Cam when his backup can walk in and do this?

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FU Emmanuel Sanders. You ball out against the Bears and do jack this week. Probably should have just started McLovin

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And that hilariously stupid call inside the 10 by SF should guarantee my third straight scoreless QB week.

 

Oops, Connor said hold my beer.

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FU Hopkins, you are of course useless any year I draft you. Most dominant force in FF any year I don’t. FU Rodgers, never not been a top QB in a healthy year of course I draft you and you are now droppable. Starting Danny Dimes over your worthless game managing ass. FU Carson, thought I had a gem, you are of course instead now useless. I could go on with more FUs but the internet would literally run out of bandwidth worldwide if I listed them all. Everyone can GNAW MY GNARLED ROOT!

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How is possible that I have SO MANY opposing players score SO MANY touchdowns every week!??!

This week? A Jones, Thielen, K Allen, Ingram, Cooper, and Ryan. Just awesome.

 

Maybe I'll post my opposing lineups next week so everyone can brace themselves.

FML

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3 hours ago, stonewall said:

Carson.....gonna fumble away his job, if he hasn't already.

They keep sticking him out there so maybe he’s safe for now. I’d be trying unload him if I had him. I’m holding Penny in a league just now in-case.

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2 minutes ago, jimaveli said:

They keep sticking him out there so maybe he’s safe for now. I’d be trying unload him if I had him. I’m holding Penny in a league just now in-case.

Off-loaded him and Hollywood Brown for Kamara. Too bad the trade hadn't gone through before the games this week.

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1 hour ago, stonewall said:

Off-loaded him and Hollywood Brown for Kamara. Too bad the trade hadn't gone through before the games this week.

I can't believe someone gave Kamara for that.

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1 minute ago, Texas10 said:

I can't believe someone gave Kamara for that.

Timing is everything. I sent it out after Brees was hurt and Kamara had that bad game. Most thought that Kamara was destined to be a RB2...including the guy I traded, apparently.

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6 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

What da fock happened to Ridley? Hurt or just stunk??

I worked all day and wondered the same thing. TMZ reports that earlier this week, he was spotted at a Starbucks with Matt Ryan’s husband. So there’s that.

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Matt Ryan is occasionally super horrible. Missed throws. Bad decisions/throws. Staring down target. All of the things we dislike from our qbs. Also, Dirk Koetter everybody! Aaaaaand the oline doesn’t look as good as last year.

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9 hours ago, ric0 said:

F Pollard vulturing TDs.

Huh??? Dallas was up 24-6 and in total control of the game. No need for Zeke to be in there for the 4th quarter after he ran for 125 yards. Vulturing??? Nope. 

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Oh I forgot Robert Woods. Cooks and Kupp end up with 20+ catches, 200+ yards, and 2 tds, and Woods ends up with diddly squat.

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I found a new way to lose this week, on a means-absolutely-nothing effin play.

Last play of the first half as the clock winds down in Seattle Russell Wilson throws up a wild prayer that's caught by DJ Metcalf at the 16 as the clock hits 0:00. My opponent has Wilson and Metcalf and gets 8.06 on that one play (1/2 pt PPR). He beats me by a little over 5 points. What. The. Fock. 🤬

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