So what’s your porno consumption line these days?

[t.j. booker 217]

I was never a big porno watcher because my soon to be ex wife thought it was degrading to women and didn’t like it and forbade me from watching it. But now that I’m a bachelor in voluntary shelter in place on account of my glandular condition I’ve been watching porno and eating snacks for 12 or 14 hours per day. 

Did you know there are literally MILLIONS of porno videos out there and they’re all FREE! I didn’t either. Even reputable networks like the British Broadcasting Corporation make porno videos now! I even found a few that have a young lady that looks a LOT like my Gloria.

God I miss her.  

[tanatastic 2,062]

Same as before, every day and some nights too.

[NorthernVike 2,083]

I had to quit watching pron.  

 

 

 

 

I got to the end of Pornhub. 

[Strike 5,233]

45 minutes ago, NorthernVike said:

I had to quit watching pron.  

 

 

 

 

I got to the end of Pornhub. 

Pornhub is like the universe.  There is no end.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I have been watching this new series called "Gloria Gang Bangs the World".  Just hours and hours of this whoore taking on all comers.  (pun intended).  

[DonS 3,292]

Same as before.  At most 10 minutes at a time. 

[NorthernVike 2,083]

25 minutes ago, Strike said:

Pornhub is like the universe.  There is no end.

You just need to try harder.  

[Big Blue 06 195]

Jeebus, How old are you?  Does anyone actually say porno anymore?

[t.j. booker 217]

2 minutes ago, Big Blue 06 said:

Jeebus, How old are you?  Does anyone actually say porno anymore?

It’s short for “pornographic” get it?

[Big Blue 06 195]

10 minutes ago, t.j. booker said:

It’s short for “pornographic” get it?

Oooooohhh, I see now.  

 

 

[shotsup 832]

7 hours ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

I have been watching this new series called "Gloria Gang Bangs the World".  Just hours and hours of this whoore taking on all comers.  (pun intended).  

I’ll have to look that up. I think I remember hearing Gloria was a skank though. 

[shotsup 832]

Oh and yeah my wife forbade me from watching pron once. ONCE. 

No wonder she left you spineless focktard. 
Also I do not believe this is real. TJ is fishing. 

[Reality 3,106]

I watch less porn now that nobody leaves the house... Like, ever...

[shotsup 832]

3 minutes ago, Reality said:

I watch less porn now that nobody leaves the house... Like, ever...

This

[DonS 3,292]

A more important question is who doesn't bother hiding the fact that they're watching porn?  I wish my wife was "enlightened" but the sad truth is I need to get a quick spank session in whenever the coast is clear. 

(and yes I know she makes videos while gang banging the lot of you) 

 

 

[Big Blue 06 195]

1 minute ago, DonS said:

A more important question is who doesn't bother hiding the fact that they're watching porn?  I wish my wife was "enlightened" but the sad truth is I need to get a quick spank session in whenever the coast is clear. 

(and yes I know she makes videos while gang banging the lot of you) 

 

 

Is this common?  My wife likes pron as much as I do.  It actually is a good thing, as we have different favorite categories, so I’ll watch her stuff and she’ll watch mine.

 

Go ahead everyone, make “your wife” jokes.

[DonS 3,292]

3 minutes ago, Big Blue 06 said:

Is this common?  My wife likes pron as much as I do.  It actually is a good thing, as we have different favorite categories, so I’ll watch her stuff and she’ll watch mine.

 

Go ahead everyone, make “your wife” jokes.

G0ddamn I'm jealous. 

I blame the Catholic church, as that's how my wife was raised.  Years of guilt is hard to overcome. 

[Big Blue 06 195]

4 minutes ago, DonS said:

G0ddamn I'm jealous. 

I blame the Catholic church, as that's how my wife was raised.  Years of guilt is hard to overcome. 

My wife was raised catholic too and was a virgin when I met her (insert joke here).  Once I fixed that, the freak came out.  It’s fantastic!

[DonS 3,292]

3 minutes ago, Big Blue 06 said:

My wife was raised catholic too and was a virgin when I met her (insert joke here).  Once I fixed that, the freak came out.  It’s fantastic!

Congrats.  I must say that the most sexual gal I was with before getting married turned out to be a complete focking wh0re that cheated on me while we lived together in college.  Best thing that ever happened to me since it opened my eyes as to what a complete kvnt loser she was.  My life would be completely different if that hadn't happened. 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,966]

3 minutes ago, DonS said:

Congrats.  I must say that the most sexual gal I was with before getting married turned out to be a complete focking wh0re that cheated on me while we lived together in college.  Best thing that ever happened to me since it opened my eyes as to what a complete kvnt loser she was.  My life would be completely different if that hadn't happened. 

 

Glad I could help. 

[frank 2,277]

2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Glad I could help. 

You used to be a woman?

[DonS 3,292]

4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Glad I could help. 

Thanks man.  She did admit she was ashamed at how small his peemus was and how he didn't know what he was doing, but it all worked out it in the end.

[Hardcore troubadour 14,966]

16 minutes ago, DonS said:

Thanks man.  She did admit she was ashamed at how small his peemus was and how he didn't know what he was doing, but it all worked out it in the end.

Not my problem. I came. 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

49 minutes ago, Big Blue 06 said:

Is this common?  My wife likes pron as much as I do.  It actually is a good thing, as we have different favorite categories, so I’ll watch her stuff and she’ll watch mine.

 

Go ahead everyone, make “your wife” jokes.

Some questions:

- do you watch together?

- do you watch separately?

- if you watch separately, does she know when it is happening? Do you let her know in advance or is it just understood?

[Big Blue 06 195]

8 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Some questions:

- do you watch together?

- do you watch separately?

- if you watch separately, does she know when it is happening? Do you let her know in advance or is it just understood?

-we watch together sometimes, especially if we know it’s gonna lead up to something.

-we also watch separately.  Sometimes we’ll send each other a good clip that we stumble across.

-sometimes she knows, sometimes not.  I don’t let her know in advance; she doesn’t feel like I need to any more than she does.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Just now, Big Blue 06 said:

-we watch together sometimes, especially if we know it’s gonna lead up to something.

-we also watch separately.  Sometimes we’ll send each other a good clip that we stumble across.

-sometimes she knows, sometimes not.  I don’t let her know in advance; she doesn’t feel like I need to any more than she does.

Ok. That makes sense. I will watch it with the Mrs., but I don’t let her know when I am going to whack off. She doesn’t need to know that I like little bo peep porn.

[jerryskids 6,579]

Wife and I used to watch it together, starting back in the early 90s when you needed to get actual videos.  We'd go to rental places which specialized in them and pick a vid out.  We also bought a few that we especially liked.  It was good... I liked them, she liked them, I liked that she liked them.

Fast forward to today, pron is free and easy to get, but she has decided that she feels it is bad for women who participate blah blah blah... so it isn't a part of our secks life anymore, but I still enjoy videos now and then by myself. 

[Mookz 1,338]

34 minutes ago, Big Blue 06 said:

-we watch together sometimes, especially if we know it’s gonna lead up to something.

-we also watch separately.  Sometimes we’ll send each other a good clip that we stumble across.

-sometimes she knows, sometimes not.  I don’t let her know in advance; she doesn’t feel like I need to any more than she does.

What kind of stuff is she into?  

[DonS 3,292]

51 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Not my problem. I came. 

At the end of the day that's all that matters brother. 

 

[DonS 3,292]

51 minutes ago, Big Blue 06 said:

-we watch together sometimes, especially if we know it’s gonna lead up to something.

-we also watch separately.  Sometimes we’ll send each other a good clip that we stumble across.

-sometimes she knows, sometimes not.  I don’t let her know in advance; she doesn’t feel like I need to any more than she does.

A couple that watches BBC porn together stays together. 

 

[Big Blue 06 195]

51 minutes ago, Mookz said:

What kind of stuff is she into?  

Not answering that, so put it away and zip up.

[shotsup 832]

9 minutes ago, Big Blue 06 said:

Not answering that, so put it away and zip up.

So it’s confirmed 

BBC

[wiffleball 4,788]

Really into Downs porn. 

 

SitOnMyBigFace.com

[DonS 3,292]

11 minutes ago, Big Blue 06 said:

Not answering that, so put it away and zip up.

The most nasty scat porn you can imagine then, eh? 

Edit:  tubgirl???  Joneo is a marriage counselor??? 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

My wife and I watch it together sometimes. She only likes a very specific sunset of pron though. Can't have anal. Can't have a chick eating out another chick. Cant have a guy going poosay to mouth. No cvm shots to the face or anything. So basically the most boring vanilla pron imaginable.

She knows I jerk it from time to time. She's never caught me in the act (impressive since we live in a small apartment). 

[DonS 3,292]

5 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

My wife and I watch it together sometimes. She only likes a very specific sunset of pron though. Can't have anal. Can't have a chick eating out another chick. Cant have a guy going poosay to mouth. No cvm shots to the face or anything. So basically the most boring vanilla pron imaginable.

She knows I jerk it from time to time. She's never caught me in the act (impressive since we live in a small apartment). 

Sounds like she's into Amish porn. 

[Big Blue 06 195]

1 hour ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

My wife and I watch it together sometimes. She only likes a very specific sunset of pron though. Can't have anal. Can't have a chick eating out another chick. Cant have a guy going poosay to mouth. No cvm shots to the face or anything. So basically the most boring vanilla pron imaginable.

She knows I jerk it from time to time. She's never caught me in the act (impressive since we live in a small apartment). 

Sweet Jeebus, what’s left?

[wiffleball 4,788]

3 hours ago, Big Blue 06 said:

Sweet Jeebus, what’s left?

Apparently, sitting outside Sears holdíng her purse while she tries on sensible shoes. 

[Gladiators 1,964]

On 4/24/2020 at 2:20 PM, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

I have been watching this new series called "Gloria Gang Bangs the World".  Just hours and hours of this whoore taking on all comers.  (pun intended).  

That was like a GC reunion. Quite a few members were in it. (pun intended)